Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Four Prong Plays Pool with Sophie
You could be the one who points out that Four Prong actually has five prongs. But if you do, then you don’t understand the douche power of Four Prong.
Sophie’s hanging on as long as she can to the beauty train. So just agree that she’s 29 when you order your cocktails.
I want to go spearfishing with the Pronger.
Counting me looking at Sophie, there are six prongs.
If she is holding onto the beauty train, I would joyfully join her in the caboose.
Four Prong Fong is the douchebag equivalent of the legendary Donger from “Sixteen Candles.” Sophie’s grill is in some need of serious work and the sideways stance is indicative of some other larger problems.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wDRII2oW0l4/SNjeBRj8ORI/AAAAAAAACSc/gHB6F8OtJCs/s400/long-duk-dong.jpg
The Statue of Liberty called, she wants her hat back.
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She also said:
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Give me your tired, your douche,
Your huddled asses yearning to scrote it up.
The wretched refuse of the Jersey Shore….
Original seven prong butch.
^Fuccen commie.
I still like kd lang.
He’s a Quinceratops.
Wow! Necktie outside the neckband, arab worry beads AND fake dog tags. A trifecta!
why does Four Prong need a pool cue, when he has his prongs?
when Sophie has to start telling people that’s she’s 30 and not 29, it’s time to start hitting the dating websites.
and dating websites suck even if every single Victoria’s Secret model uses them.
Noted pool shark ” Minnesota Patz” prepares to rack her balls.
Oh I get it now! Don’t you all get it? He is a billard enthusiast and those are Pool Queus decorating his frontal lobe.
I think it memorializes the number of times he has been attacked with a queu stick for being such a douche. Sophie, let me take you away from 4prong and this lousy pool hall. We will go to a real lounge and buy you some cocktails.
I just checked with Bruswick I guess they spell it Cue.
Well I guess he is a dude but like I posted yesterday those are some bitch tits I see. The bad hair prongs are to get your eyes off of his boobs. Sophie is holding on quite well for a mid 30’s cocktail waitress. Looks better then the last three Barbie girls with The Thing.
This fucking guy is all sorts of confused culturally. It’s time to put on a Beatles T-Shirt and knock off just about everything else. Comb your hair back or just wear a hat.
The North won in your country , too , fucking yay. You’re here now , stop annoying us.
If you look closely you can see her right hand is clenched tighly, presumably due to a nervous tic. This girl is messed up in her head. Stay away.
Her eyes say ‘Get me outta here!” Either that or “I’m fuccen insane!” Which would explain why she is hanging around this fungus.
My condolences to his parents: William Hung and an ambiguous seahorse named Donald.
So do the Pronger’s boyfriends use him as a bridge?
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Stupid question.
The eyes of the Hott says it all: despair.
Her body language says – let go of me Douche, I’m calling the police.
This guy?
“I have same number of prongs on my hands too. How veeerry interesting?”
“Help, I’ve somehow gotten caught on this retard’s sun glasses. I’ll give you ANYTHING you want as long as I can get away!”
“My feet also have the same number of prongs. Even more interesting.”
Her eyes say, ” I’m going to keep going to the tanning salon until I achieve Snooki’s sexy level of orange. I’m almost there.”
Her eyes say, “I have to bug my eyes like this or else my face will slide off, due to excessive and inept plastic surgery.”
HER FUCEN EYES SAY “THERE EIS NO FUCCEN TARMAL HERE!”
THAT OLD FUCCEN GRAVATARD WAS GAY SO I FUCCEN CHANGED TAHT SHIT!@
I see that Lacey Chabert is lookin’ just the same as in Not Another Teen Movie…
Glad you’re back FLYTEETH. I was getting tired of all the other lame alter egos around here.
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Love the avatar.
FUE!
Welcome back, FLYTEEH. How’s the daycare doing these days?
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@ the pic: This bleeth is fading fast. Also, don’t underestimate the cultural vacuity in this photo.
Fuccken Yoko Bono.
@Bagnonymous: good call on the Lacey Chabert. Sophie’s very close. And Four Prong, well, he’s just going for the Wolverine look, only in a very misguided way.
Her eyes say: “Help, some of my leathery saddlebag skin has gotten caught on this four-pronged dildo’s head. Whatever you do DON’T pull or my whole face will come off.”
I say:
Hike up that skirt a little more
And show yur vag to me!!!!
Crash, into my pole!!!
Baby!!! And crash into your vag!!!!
Douche Mathews Band “Crash – 2010” version
@BALELEN!
THANKS BRO@! THE DAYCRAWRE GOES FUCCEN WELL! I HAVE FOUCDN THAT YOU CNA TEACH TARMAL EVNE BEREO PROPPER FUCEN TOILET TRAINING! I THIJNK THAT FGAGOATH JUNG ONCW POSTULATED AOBUT TAMNRAL BEWING INT HE COLLECTIVE FUCCEN UNCONSCIOUS!
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Jean Luc, will you ever be wrong?
Dude, “Something About Mary” is a comedy, not a hair style instructional video.
Cardassianssss!
Four Prong’s not a lesbian? Woof – I need to get out more.
I’d love to casually ask him for a game of pool then sportmanly say “I’ll break” followed by promptly taking his spikes off by breaking that pool cue over his head then after declaring myself the winner by default, claim the boobalicious trophy, take her home and shove tht pool cue up her all night.
I’ll bet he’s now allowed in Baron’s Fright Night…mother fuccer be pullin’ down on the cobwebs and shit….
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What’s the difference between spiderwebs and cobwebs? Baron?
I think that henceforth that hairstyle should be named the “douchecrown”
I’ve seen many versions of “American Gothic” in my day, but never a night version where the pitchfork prongs got transferred to the head of the farmer and the maiden sister turned into a chocolata skank.
And Granted, Would I ever even consider drawing attention to the following in such a scenario? But I must:
The Art Institute of Chicago is waiting for its usual and customary copyright “mock” fee.
The Prong-meister might want to check that Sophie’s not a ladyman. Somehow I suspect he doesn’t care.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/budweiser%20select/LoveYa_28/Budweiser-Select.jpg
Prong head is good for holding my wieners when I need to cook them over a fire.
Turds.
@ Darksock 4pm
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What’s the difference between spiderwebs and cobwebs? Baron?
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Spiderwebs come from a spider’s butt. Cobwebs come from Rue McLanahan’s.
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Too soon?
Uh…
I don’t think that this “prong” thing is male.
Seriously.
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