Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Four Prong Plays Pool with Sophie

You could be the one who points out that Four Prong actually has five prongs. But if you do, then you don’t understand the douche power of Four Prong.

Sophie’s hanging on as long as she can to the beauty train. So just agree that she’s 29 when you order your cocktails.

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9:12 am June, 8 SloppyJoe said...

I want to go spearfishing with the Pronger.

9:16 am June, 8 smackdouche said...

Counting me looking at Sophie, there are six prongs.

If she is holding onto the beauty train, I would joyfully join her in the caboose.

9:16 am June, 8 doucheywallnuts said...

Four Prong Fong is the douchebag equivalent of the legendary Donger from “Sixteen Candles.” Sophie’s grill is in some need of serious work and the sideways stance is indicative of some other larger problems.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wDRII2oW0l4/SNjeBRj8ORI/AAAAAAAACSc/gHB6F8OtJCs/s400/long-duk-dong.jpg

9:17 am June, 8 scrotum pole said...

The Statue of Liberty called, she wants her hat back.

She also said:

Give me your tired, your douche,

Your huddled asses yearning to scrote it up.

The wretched refuse of the Jersey Shore….

9:20 am June, 8 scrotum pole said...

Original seven prong butch.

9:26 am June, 8 Wedgie said...

^Fuccen commie.

I still like kd lang.

9:29 am June, 8 I Like Dinosaurs said...

He’s a Quinceratops.

9:34 am June, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wow! Necktie outside the neckband, arab worry beads AND fake dog tags. A trifecta!

9:39 am June, 8 Steve L. said...

why does Four Prong need a pool cue, when he has his prongs?

when Sophie has to start telling people that’s she’s 30 and not 29, it’s time to start hitting the dating websites.

and dating websites suck even if every single Victoria’s Secret model uses them.

9:40 am June, 8 scrotum pole said...

Noted pool shark ” Minnesota Patz” prepares to rack her balls.

9:45 am June, 8 Claude Douchenburg said...

Oh I get it now! Don’t you all get it? He is a billard enthusiast and those are Pool Queus decorating his frontal lobe.

9:47 am June, 8 Claude Douchenburg said...

I think it memorializes the number of times he has been attacked with a queu stick for being such a douche. Sophie, let me take you away from 4prong and this lousy pool hall. We will go to a real lounge and buy you some cocktails.

9:51 am June, 8 Claude Douchenburg said...

I just checked with Bruswick I guess they spell it Cue.

9:55 am June, 8 mr.reeve said...

Well I guess he is a dude but like I posted yesterday those are some bitch tits I see. The bad hair prongs are to get your eyes off of his boobs. Sophie is holding on quite well for a mid 30’s cocktail waitress. Looks better then the last three Barbie girls with The Thing.

10:11 am June, 8 Vin Douchal said...

This fucking guy is all sorts of confused culturally. It’s time to put on a Beatles T-Shirt and knock off just about everything else. Comb your hair back or just wear a hat.

The North won in your country , too , fucking yay. You’re here now , stop annoying us.

10:18 am June, 8 Tony Ventresca said...

If you look closely you can see her right hand is clenched tighly, presumably due to a nervous tic. This girl is messed up in her head. Stay away.

10:24 am June, 8 Dicy said...

Her eyes say ‘Get me outta here!” Either that or “I’m fuccen insane!” Which would explain why she is hanging around this fungus.

10:28 am June, 8 Crucial Head said...

My condolences to his parents: William Hung and an ambiguous seahorse named Donald.

10:31 am June, 8 Wheezer said...

So do the Pronger’s boyfriends use him as a bridge?

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Stupid question.

10:31 am June, 8 bigphatnotadouche said...

The eyes of the Hott says it all: despair.

Her body language says – let go of me Douche, I’m calling the police.

10:46 am June, 8 King Neptune said...

This guy?

10:46 am June, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I have same number of prongs on my hands too. How veeerry interesting?”

10:47 am June, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Help, I’ve somehow gotten caught on this retard’s sun glasses. I’ll give you ANYTHING you want as long as I can get away!”

10:49 am June, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“My feet also have the same number of prongs. Even more interesting.”

10:55 am June, 8 Mr. White said...

Her eyes say, ” I’m going to keep going to the tanning salon until I achieve Snooki’s sexy level of orange. I’m almost there.”

10:56 am June, 8 Mr. White said...

Her eyes say, “I have to bug my eyes like this or else my face will slide off, due to excessive and inept plastic surgery.”

10:59 am June, 8 FLYTEETH said...

HER FUCEN EYES SAY “THERE EIS NO FUCCEN TARMAL HERE!”

11:02 am June, 8 FLYTEETH said...

THAT OLD FUCCEN GRAVATARD WAS GAY SO I FUCCEN CHANGED TAHT SHIT!@

11:04 am June, 8 Bagnonymous said...

I see that Lacey Chabert is lookin’ just the same as in Not Another Teen Movie…

11:07 am June, 8 Pömmelhorse Pümmelfister said...

Glad you’re back FLYTEETH. I was getting tired of all the other lame alter egos around here.

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Love the avatar.

11:08 am June, 8 Baleen said...

FUE!

Welcome back, FLYTEEH. How’s the daycare doing these days?

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@ the pic: This bleeth is fading fast. Also, don’t underestimate the cultural vacuity in this photo.

11:12 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuccken Yoko Bono.

11:16 am June, 8 Deltus said...

@Bagnonymous: good call on the Lacey Chabert. Sophie’s very close. And Four Prong, well, he’s just going for the Wolverine look, only in a very misguided way.

11:38 am June, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her eyes say: “Help, some of my leathery saddlebag skin has gotten caught on this four-pronged dildo’s head. Whatever you do DON’T pull or my whole face will come off.”

12:05 pm June, 8 Douche Mathews said...

I say:

Hike up that skirt a little more

And show yur vag to me!!!!

Crash, into my pole!!!

Baby!!! And crash into your vag!!!!

Douche Mathews Band “Crash – 2010” version

12:40 pm June, 8 FLYTEETH said...

@BALELEN!

THANKS BRO@! THE DAYCRAWRE GOES FUCCEN WELL! I HAVE FOUCDN THAT YOU CNA TEACH TARMAL EVNE BEREO PROPPER FUCEN TOILET TRAINING! I THIJNK THAT FGAGOATH JUNG ONCW POSTULATED AOBUT TAMNRAL BEWING INT HE COLLECTIVE FUCCEN UNCONSCIOUS!

12:44 pm June, 8 dbBen said...

there

are

four

PRONGS

Jean Luc, will you ever be wrong?

12:46 pm June, 8 Pablo Sinatra said...

Dude, “Something About Mary” is a comedy, not a hair style instructional video.

1:26 pm June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cardassianssss!

1:35 pm June, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

Four Prong’s not a lesbian? Woof – I need to get out more.

3:07 pm June, 8 MILLS said...

I’d love to casually ask him for a game of pool then sportmanly say “I’ll break” followed by promptly taking his spikes off by breaking that pool cue over his head then after declaring myself the winner by default, claim the boobalicious trophy, take her home and shove tht pool cue up her all night.

4:00 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

I’ll bet he’s now allowed in Baron’s Fright Night…mother fuccer be pullin’ down on the cobwebs and shit….

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What’s the difference between spiderwebs and cobwebs? Baron?

4:44 pm June, 8 Victor von Douche said...

I think that henceforth that hairstyle should be named the “douchecrown”

6:59 pm June, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’ve seen many versions of “American Gothic” in my day, but never a night version where the pitchfork prongs got transferred to the head of the farmer and the maiden sister turned into a chocolata skank.

And Granted, Would I ever even consider drawing attention to the following in such a scenario? But I must:

The Art Institute of Chicago is waiting for its usual and customary copyright “mock” fee.

8:28 pm June, 8 Guid is Good said...

The Prong-meister might want to check that Sophie’s not a ladyman. Somehow I suspect he doesn’t care.

9:50 pm June, 8 Stephanie said...

Prong head is good for holding my wieners when I need to cook them over a fire.

9:17 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Turds.

11:52 am June, 9 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ Darksock 4pm

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What’s the difference between spiderwebs and cobwebs? Baron?

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Spiderwebs come from a spider’s butt. Cobwebs come from Rue McLanahan’s.

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Too soon?

4:40 pm June, 15 Anon 1:50 said...

Uh…

I don’t think that this “prong” thing is male.

Seriously.

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