Friday, June 4, 2010
Friday Haiku
Choad licks, Hardy Kills.
Hark! Lynn’s marshmallow hot bod,
Like razed sideburns, waste.
Like a daddy bird
He prepares to feed her lunch…
Last night’s spaghetti
— Wedgie
UNLV Chi’s
Car Wash fundraiser seconds
as job fair for bro’s.
— Wheezer
Where is the Hand of
Collective Conscious? Please press
“Emergency Stop”
— boatbutter
Aroma of turds
Wafts through restroom stalls whereby
STD’s are spread.
— Crucial Head
Dodgers to seek new
promotion give away night.
Buy one get one choad.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Sex in a bathroom
The ultimate adventure
For pinheads with tats
— saulgoode42
pass the olive pitt
use of hands is not allowed
hott hides one in bra
— creature
Tiny man nipples.
Even Greg Focker couldn’t
milk those little guys.
– End the Haberdouchery
Devastating waste
Laid upon my eyes this day
Going back to bed
Masturbating ills
leads to blindness, hairy palms,
baths at car washes.
Shave the facial fung,
lose the tattsleeve and bad cap,
and you might be normal.
Temperature gauges
should be on boobies only;
he’s doin’ it wrong.
Oh God, the horrors!
Cannot take this anymore–
Push the red button.
Red shorts at night is
a scary site. Red shorts at
day; he’s pro’lly gay?
Aroma of turds
Wafts through restroom stalls whereby
STD’s are spread.
Broken, snapped-neck bleeth
Dude with fungus on left arm
“Kills” my Friday morn
Brunette reaches for
Wrong wall – the eject button
Is right behind you.
Disinterested –
Reluctant couple resorts
To sharing disease.
I like Lynn’s thrusting
stance, but I wanna get sick
from the Scrote’s limp tongue
Taught nipple reminds
My boner that I shouldn’t
Walk around office.
High pressure car wash
cannot remove Vegas grease;
what happens there stays.
His shorts really say:
“I (heart) PILLS”– probably ones
like Valtrex® for herp.
Ink on shorts betray
Message the douchebag’s spreading:
You cum, you get “ills.”
Is she a Saints fan?
Black ‘n gold bikini screams
for a trade with beads.
This pic reminds me
of “Twister” haiku pic from
weeks past. Don’t know why.
Ugh, more G-S-R!
In his case, we won’t mistake
that to mean “gun show.”
Brown band on the wall
Skidmark left from this douchebag
When TP ran out.
Exchange of spit leads
to swapping Grieco virus.
Bleeth doomed forever.
Brunette’s nipple points
Way to salvation for my
Turgid beef piston.
Megan Fox swaps spit
With The Brian Austin Green
Hollywood implodes.
Dodgers to seek new
promotion give away night.
Buy one get one choad.
Scrote’s ginormous watch
Saps all his energy. His
arm and tongue are limp.
In this scene we see
Megan Fox and Brian Green
Destroy their careers.
Tug on her strings? Yes.
Tug on his string? No way, brah!
Tie it ’round his neck.
Is this the first pic
where douche and bleeth determine
each is pile of poo?
Behind the scenes at
Tranny’s Formers II wasn’t
What you might expect.
Like a daddy bird
He prepares to feed her lunch…
Last night’s spaghetti
From behind those bars
Her boobs cry out to be free…
Incarceration!
Where is the Hand of
Collective Conscious? Please press
“Emergency Stop”
Intermittant side
burn ‘spots’ as a new douchal
scrote signifier?
Move over chin pubes!
The search for hott attractants
Has made a dark turn.
Darksock hacks comments
I could use that tongue right now
Dirty Army strong!
Couple’s interest looks
As involved as Plinky’s Mom
Is in her diet.
Unreal Tourney tatt…
What’s on the other arm….Doom?
It’s too depressing.
UNLV Chi’s
Car Wash fundraiser seconds
a job fair for bro’s.
Only thing more foul
Than transfer of STD’s:
The Dirty Army
Xylophone solo
won’t be played on her ribs by
choad’s small trouser trout.
DAMN!
.
.
.
UNLV Chi’s
Car Wash fundraiser seconds
as job fair for bro’s.
As gross as she is,
I must say I’m aroused by
Her Rubenesque abs.
Terminal illness
gets visit from make-a-wish
foundation stripper.
The speed stripe sideburns
Allow head to move quicker
While blowing his buds.
Anthony Edwards
suffers career exhaustion
Goose in Goose is scrote.
Douche is unaware
That brunette gives me hand job
Through the glory hole.
Mutt likes to think he’s
got a cyborg arm. He Jacks
off like a machine!
Zombie bleeth seeks “bwainz.”
Starts munching on douches face.
Big disappointment.
Haz-mat crew is soon
to quarantine area
with swap of their spit.
Amy is Redeemed
By Abdominal Cascade
To Pubis Mons
Bulging nipple hott
Kisses douchebag; shoves in pool
Ten pound watch drowns him.
On a side note… I have NO problem with HER GSR.
Red ‘S’ on his junk
is scarlet warning for ‘Scrote’
Bleeth risks infection.
The male dodo bird
will regurgitate food to
feed his baby chicks.
Douche and bleeth have cards
for free penicillin shots.
Too bad they can’t read.
Sir Sucks-a-Lot has
sideburns like that. This guy sucks,
too. Coincidence?
These Twilight fans bend
Necks hoping for that homo
Vampire kiss of death.
Boobies augmented.
And that is okay with me,
Lush navel gives wood.
.
Choad’s tongue ruins morn’.
Sleaves will ruin afternoon.
Not sure sauce will help.
.
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-Amerigo Vesdouchey
amazingly hott,
bikini clad fake ta-ta’s
pitch tent in my pants.
Her G.S.R.: win!
His arm-tatt reveal: gross.
Juxtaposed nightmare.
Roofies take effect
on promiscuous bleeth.
“What’s next?” thinks dumb douche.
The sun sets slowly
Each Ed Hardy tongue a small step
Towards endless poo
If we saw her face,
would we still think she is hott?
Eternal question.
Her “dirty pillows”
beg for warm caress by douche.
He just gets sleepy.
Weekend, ass pear loom;
glad to see Haiku numbers
are back on the rise.
Retard douchebag says:
“Fwah, fuh huh, ayyyyyyyyye, huh, tah, tuh
I like boobies! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
What is the douchebag
saying with tat gibberish?
I read only Douche!
Douche gives bleeth last kiss
Before having gangrenous
Arm amputated.
Nasty, slobbering
You’re server’s a piece of sh^%
Can’t wait anymore
If I saw her face?
I don’t know, bagnonymous.
I’d still stare at boobs.
Open mouth kiss douche
The smell here is palpable
Weep for the future
Provocative pic
here! Her stance draws my nethers,
His limp tongue scrotes me
Random designs mean
scrote eats lots of Cracker Jacks;
he is peanut poo.
How can there be no
rise from his mutton dagger
with her? Oh, that’s right.
He has a techno-
organic virus. X-men
fans will get that one.
Sex in a bathroom
The ultimate adventure
For pinheads with tats
Free with a fill-up:
car wash, stupid knockoff cap.
I’ll buff her boobies.
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.
.
What’s with my obsession with car washes, anyway?
These two pose for the
latest Axe ad: “Ennui
will get you boobies!”
Making out? No way
Their tongues just discovered what
Donkey jizz will do.
Losers first kiss is
awkward, but water park chick
is too drunk to care.
His hat looks as if
It’s been bombed by bird droppings
Nature knows he’s wrong!
pass the olive pitt
use of hands is not allowed
hott hides one in bra
Pre-coffee haikus
really suck from me. I’ll do
better for next week.
Douche signs are all there.
Lynn, push Anti-Douche button!
Too late. So close. BOOBS!
From the pic bottom,
viewing that pose lifts my wood
His tongue crashes it
BP exec’s kid
fills the outdoor shower drain
with even more grease.
Fratdouche pledge Marty
gets first kiss from Amanda;
Hell Week for Woo Hotts.
Sore covered tounge licks
lips of hot bleeth fem fatale
Susie Chapstick, HELP!
Don’t stop now, you guys!
Boss has much to decide yet…..
let’s hit one hundred!
Greece is now bankrupt
Greico virus has been same
‘Hellenic’ makes sense!
Summer approaches,
let’s get the party started;
we need a Bra!! pic!
she has a hot bod
I’d use as party favor
flesh covered moonbounce
Are there more photos?
Because I can’t see her face.
Asian?! I’m in love.
Boobies! and Female GSR!
almost make me miss,
the douche in scarlet.
I approve BP
references for any
disastrous douchebag.
Tiny man nipples.
Even Greg Focker couldn’t
milk those little guys.
The west coast time zone.
A killer for front page love
On haiku Fridays.
Old Blanche Deveraux
Would have rejected that douche.
Not so for this bleeth.
Is this all it takes?
Hardy, bling, arm tat, beard and
any schmuck can score?
Ump blows perfect game,
honestly admits “bad call”;
where’s choad rejoinder?
Almost 100;
THAT MUTHUFUCKA awaits.
Will he come get it?
Wizard of Westwood
John Wooden in hospital;
I hope he pulls through.
Me: F-5, F-5
Wonders where regs went? F-5…..
This is one hundred.
Beaker looks the same
As he did on the muppets
Only much gayer
I can see her bone
Surrounded by lovely flesh
She can see my bone
Running out of jokes
Need ass pear to refresh brain
Priorities straight
Still no front page yet?
Boss out diddling Purg Hottie
or Veronica…..
And where is the boss
with the Glory Posts? Life has
small meaning without.
Squirt on my bald head
I don’t care how your face looks
Or if you have one
Right thigh speaks to me
screaming the name of this pic
“ILLS”. That says it all
Edits as I post;
Haiku hot streak continues!
Boss is generous!
Boss at glory hole
Wondering why lips so soft
Must be Adam Carrolla
Double groin shave
Close encounters do make
Of the poo kind
Holly demonstrates
Bright side of groin shave reveal
Getting back at Dad
EtH FTW.
“Greg, I’ve got nipples, can you milk me?”
Both hips ablaze
As douchebags we amaze
In drunken maze
What! Time to drink.
Her body is great
God she has a great body
Her body is great
She wears the eyepatch, snugly
Her lover made in prison, ironically
For his man
doucheywallnuts just
captured it for me. But douche
tongue still makes me sick.
O why must my clients
Ambush me EACH Friday morn?
Work fucks ‘Sock again
slug writhes on flower
a poisoned gooey spooge trail
flower dies…bleething
Front page for DarkSock?
You must be present to win….
Or HAXXOR-KOPTURZZZ
At least he’s honest;
His red shorts say “Syphilis”.
She’s illiterate.
what the f*ck is on
his arm? it looks like it was
shoved up a cow’s ass.
@Dark Sock
Thanks for ruining my nooner with Mrs. Reverend Kroeger. Now I have to visit my albino mistress(hooker).
DarkSock is Mickey-
mousing around with haiku
Friday, cut it OUT!
Back on topic, douche
sex experiences hap-
pen in public stalls.
Arm tatt Don’t lessen
Her really smokin’ body
Still, pass the vaccine
Tatt-arm: Vertical
expression of horizon-
tal intent in douche..
Genuinely hot
bods of Venus and Adon-
is kissy-fakey.
Parallel stripes on
curvy boobs show more than bulge
in red Ed Hardy.
Whatever she’s ref-
ereeing in that striped top,
more of her game NOW!
Never is there a
better time to be pulling
his strings than right here.
Rosetta Stone arm
tatts are hieroglyphic hoo-
ey next to tit-strips.
she’s a definite hot who i’d love to nail before she runs to seed – her upper arm and shoulder region indicate a strong possibility of this happening sooner than later – and he’s a slobbering monghead. nice watch, Douche…
Boatbutter – that shit made me fall out of my chair.
Press the E-Stop now – for the love of god!!!!!
Gaah! This whole moving to a new town and starting a new job thing really cuts into my HCwDB trolling. My haikus could never live up to this hilarity anyways. Happy Friday friends 😀
Also I think my avatar isn’t working.. I can’t sign in. Boo!
Ah.. Nevermind. I guess I did sign in.
When reading these posts
I must refrain from showing
My poor haiku skills
I love it!