Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Benny the Roadie Choadie
Count the douche signifiers on Benny:
Duck-bill hat tilt + mandana on forehead. Six pound watch. “Rocker” hand gesture. Chin-pube dribble flying like a Gerber Baby in mid death rattle.
Watch as Benny pulls his “I’m with the band” game on Patricia.
Patricia gives off that seductive, “I’ll spank your bare bottom with a half chewed Fruit Roll-Up while you scream out ‘Surrender Dorothy!,’ then watch Adult Swim with you until you pass out in a puddle of drool on my Hello Kitty pillow” vibe.
And I approve of just such a sequence.
I want to choke him with her hair extensions. She really nails the look that says “I’ve been used more times than the scooters at Wal-Mart and I can insert the top 14 inches of a fire hydrant into my vagina”
Benny appears to be having seconds thoughts about the night’s “festivities” as he spies the ebola virus trying to work its way out of her arm.
“Chin-pube dribble flying like a Gerber Baby in mid death rattle.”
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Salty fuccen tears, Boss.
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Brilliant.
@End The Haberdouchery,
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“I can insert the top 14 inches of a fire hydrant into my vagina.”
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Heh heh.
…anyone else in here need their cockk sucked while I’m at it??
… Doc B? I’m looking at you.
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**Wink, wink, nudge, nudge**
Doe she do her fire hydrant trick before or after removing Benny from it? You can see by the set of his shoulders that he’s carrying that hydrant with him now.
Benny and Patricia are typical Hollywood trash.
Patricia will blow anyone if she thinks she can meet the band. Benny’s lucky night I guess.
@ Crucial
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Since you’re down there already …
After 4 years with no new creativity, Flea pulled an Anthony Keidis imitation and brought this lovely skank out to convince people finally that the band was not as flaming as Perez Hilton. He figured he’d try hetero and realized his mistake when his Pepper became Red Hot. He shouldn’t touch Dave Navarro’s castaways.
Cockupine: (n) – A female that, if she had as many dicks sticking out of her that have been stuck in her, would look like a porcupine made out of bratwursts.
hmmm, shes got so much pancake batter on her face ” if thats what it is” she almost got all the herp sores covered up..
oooops sorry no herp sore, thats just a food particle projectile that hit my screen in a strategic spot.
hmmm, which douchebag pic did i click on for that to happen?.
note to self, HCWDB is off limits during lunch
Patricia gives off that skanky, “Even my crabs have an aggressive, Valtrex-resistant strain of herpes thought only to thrive in apartment complex jacuzzis around the Florida State University campus.
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Patricia: Paris Hilton called; she wants you to walk around next to her so she looks less sluttly.
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Bennie: Perez Hilton called; he wants to gargle your ballsac and finger your various household pets.
I think i’ll leave it there just for her, it turns into a cindy super model mole when i move the picture,,,NICE!
Patricia is so skanky she douches with old mayonnaisse.
Patricia is so skanky you need a crab fishing license just to take her on a first date.
Patricia is so skanky she shorted out her handset while trying to have phone sex.
@End the Haberdouchery
Funny!
Patricia is so skanky the batteries her vibrator uses is DieHard.
Me like Skank Factor 10!!
Patricia’s real name is actually Pat. Yea, that’s right. She’s a HE!
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…I’d still pee in her frijole hole.
Patricia is so skanky when she went camping once, scientist thought they were tracking a giant snail
Patricia is so skanky her dildo is made out of water-soluble Valtrex.
Patricia is so skanky she has to ride bikes standing up
particia is so skanky, her bicycle seat vanishes with in seconds
lol, you beat me
Patricia is so skanky that the last time Benny went down on her he saw some guy walking around in her vagina with a flashlight. Benny said “What are you looking for?!? He responded “My keys!” Benny, incredulous, asked “You lost your KEYS in her vagina?” The guy responds “What’s worse is I can’t remember where I parked my car in here either”.
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sorry
Patricia is so skanky even Xenu will not tap that, he loves his junk too much to even chance it
Patricia is so skanky she uses Snooki as a butt plug.
Patricia is so skanky she gets dosed with Valtrex via crop-duster.
Patricia is so skanky , plumbers come out to replace the pipes, but never a clog
there really is a hole that goes all the way to china, its at the DMV office in Pahrump, Nevada where Patricia waited for the next available clerk
And mean while back at the farm, The dude looks like mega douche Criss Angel..no?
Patricia’s so skanky her queefs sound like applause in an auditorium made of metal trashcan lids.
Patricia’s so skanky her OB/GYN has to use a bulldozer.
Patricia’s so skanky her PAP Smear’s fester and start their own nudist colonies in the lesser known Baltic States.
Patricia’s so skanky she has an abortion clinic set up in her uterus.
Patricia’s so skanky her OB/GYN has to use cross-cuntry skies.
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sorry
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator is 4-wheel drive
Patricia is so skanky, Darksock won’t pee in anyhole
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator is an epileptic kid sealed in a Rubbermaid trash can with a flashing Nintendo game.
Patricia’s so skanky she can only climax when a feral elephant sticks its trunk inside her belly button.
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator is a carpenter named Saul throwing claw hammers at her clitoris.
Patricia is so skanky the city changed to undergound wiring.
Patricia’s so skanky she makes money on the side allowing skate park molds to be cast in her vagina.
Patricia’s so skanky she has a vaginormous.
Patricia’s so skanky she made love to her twin brother… while still in the womb.
Patricia is so skanky the all searches for Amelia Earheadt have been ended due to humidity and bats.
Patricia is so skanky that George Clooney has a location for his next villa.
Patricia’s so skanky while visiting Hawaii last summer they used her labia for a luau on the beach that night.
Patricia is so skanky her vag has its own zip code
Wow, a perfect poster boy example of a douche with a perfect example of a skank who’s spent more time being fucked in the alley outside a club (before it got closed down thanks to a staph outbreak it was linked to) than she can recall.
patricia is so skanky when Genghis Khan came calling, he decided it was going to be too much work and BBQ’d instead.
little side note..Mongolian bbq
Patricia is so skanky batman has a hideout in her snatch.
Patricia is so skanky that the “blonds” from the previous post actually look good.
Patricia is so skanky George Lucas patterned the Sarlac after her nethers.
Patricia is so skanky that her her va jay-jay became the municipal cockwash for the entire California penal system.
Patricia is so skanky her OB/GYN brings a sack of rotting meat to huff on when he needs a break from the stench of her crotch.
Patricia is so skanky she can only douche using a 6-inch firehose, support latticework, and a sherpa.
Patricia is so skanky she once did a bukkake film with Paraguay.
Patricia is so skanky when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.
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sorry
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator is a ’69 Nova clone.
Patricia is so skanky Criss Angel turned her down because she was below his standards.
Patricia is so skanky she trained an elephant to stomp-fuck her just to keep her business in “fighting trim”.
Patricia is so skanky she can’t get work as a stripper anymore because she keeps getting stuck to the pole.
Patricia is so skanky that she’d doesn’t get a camel toe, she gets a whale fluke.
Patricia is so skanky that Plinky’s mom went “Whoa, that bitch IS skankier than me.”
Patricia’s so skanky the Vatican spontaneously combusted when she road her Vespa carefully around the rim of the Pantheon’s oculus.
Patricia’s so skanky she uses Plinky’s mom as a butt plug.
Patricia’s so skanky her safe word is “anal.”
Patricia’s so skanky she uses a string of crawfish traps and buoys for Ben-Wa stimulation.
Patricia is so skanky the last shuttle missions crash land in her cave.
Patricia’s so skanky her spleen has a yeast infection.
Patricia’s so skanky she has to pee through her nipples.
Patricia is so skanky she was Robert Clyde Rodriguez last human sexual contact
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_15210991?source=most_viewed
Patricia’s so skanky her asshole has a vagina in it. It looks like a toothless lamprey choking on a healthy pull of Skoal.
Patricia’s so skanky Tiger Woods said “no thanks.”
Patricia’s so skanky her blood type is “semen.”
Patricia’s so skanky her favorite sexual position is “alive”.
Patricia’s so skanky she downloads penis (penii??) from ITunes.
Patricia’s so skanky her safe word is: “if you stop I will kill you, your mother, your father, your children, and your children’s children.”
superdouche, but at least he’s staring at her tits instead of the camera
Patricia’s so skanky Carlos Slim Helu, Bill Gates AND Warren Buffett don’t have enough put together to pay for her labiaplasty.
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http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/labiaplasty-photos.html
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The 2nd “After Hours” reference this week? I think I know what move the DB1 watched over the holiday weekend.
Patricia’s so skanky that she gets her maxi pads from Serta.
Patrica’s so skanky that in the morning, her anus resembles a chili dispenser from James Coney Island.
Patricia’s so skanky that the doctor hauled of her recently removed hemmorhoid by a stable of Clydesdales.
Paticia’s so skanky that she actually grossed out G.G. Allen
“Allin” DOH!
@DarkSock ^3:55
“Claw hammers at her clitoris”
Ahhaahahahahahaha! Snort!
^All the posts above
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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sniff
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Cough
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Salty. Fukken. Tears.
Benny is a douche’s douche. He pretends he’s a douche like douches pretend they’re rock stars. Or some n-level recursion of mimicry.
Patricia’s so skanky Banksy’s thinking of doing a mural in her vag to relieve urban decay.
Patricia’s so skanky that she wonder’s why her gynecologist’s suit says HAZMAT on it, she wonders if he is perhaps from the middle east?
Patricia’s so skanky, she puts the appointment-call vibrator up her pussy while waiting her turn at the VD clinic.
Patricia’s so skanky, she uses leftover peroxide to clean her syph chancres after she does her hair.
Patricia’s so skanky, she picks up douchebags to be her houseboys.
Benny holds out his hand for Patricia to load up her blonde-hair-yarn onto his fingers for knitting that little ballcover she promised him after shaving his nutz clean last week at the pool party, wherein his pubes clogged up the drain and caused the whirlpool to choke.
True story. Heard it from the plumber.
Patricias so skanky her crabs have evolved their own cave drawings
Patricia’s so skanky that her vag looks like a half eaten french dip sandwich at the bottom of some deli’s dumpster.
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator has a kickstand.
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator has a pull cord.
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator beeps when she pulls it out.
Patricia’s so skanky her vibrator is Michael J. Fox in a Hefty bag.
Patricia’s so skanky, the engineers at BP can’t close her knees.
Patricia’s so skanky Stackhouse jumped off.
Patricia’s so skanky she treats her crabs with seagulls.
Patricia’s so skanky her urine is stringy.
Patricia’s so skanky her OB/GYN is missing four fingers.
Patricia’s so skanky her butthole opened a Denny’s.
so wait…who’s Patricia?
Some really good comments, guys. Just the laughs I needed this morning.
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Anyone got any more photos of this hott?
Patricia is so skanky that all the free clinics charge $10 now.
BvG 12;29 thru 12:50 = win
To answer your question “Who is Patricia?”…I forgot.
DB1 you forgot the bling, and what is probably not but still douchey T-shirt. Farther to my last is mutipul rings (especially a thumb ring, totally uncalled for…) a sign of baggery?
forgot to proof read that should be …probably not Ed Hardey, but still douchey….
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