Tuesday, June 1, 2010
The Sharkbag Plucks His Goose
HCwDB of the Week contender The Sharkbag wants this thing bad. So bad, he’s getting auto-fellated with one of the key douche signifiers, Runnin’ With the Goose.
Note the fascination on young Joey’s face as he learns to douche from a true master.
But Star Blazer isn’t taking this one lying down, busting out the classic douche move: The iPhone bathroom mirror self portrait.
Who will win the HCwDB of the Week?
Yup, I’m pimpin’ this worse than a crack ho’ in post-recession Detroit.
I’m sure that bottle is cold on his private parts. As if his private parts where anywhere near that bottle.
The bottle looks empty to me. His buddy is looking for a quick reach around.
Does Joey have a bionic arm? If so I’ll take the foil from a stick of gum and short circuit it so that it does nothing but continually bitch slap Sharky.
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As for Star Blazer, fill the sink with warm water and add LOTS of salt. Now, strip the wire bare that’s connected to the phone. Now drop phone in sink. Voila’, dunzo.
Actually Star Bladder shows off with the only IPhone which is not wireless.
This bathroom self portait is really toxic – and there is not even a hott to rest our eyes on!!
I appreciate the efforts from Stardouche to use camouflage to mitigate the effects but he fails.
That one fat pussy in the back… not the hott.
That one fat pussy in the back… not the hott.
Arthur strapped on the empty Goose, grasped Leonard’s shoulder and thrust forth his groin with all he could muster – sending the bottle bursting through Leo’s splayed groin and into the salivating lips of Myrna.
Darth Douche shows his young apprentice that grey goose does not refer to pinching an 84 year old man on the buttocks.
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.thanks SS thread! XD
Here Sharkbag demonstrates the concept of Pavlovian Response.
Shouldn’t that be an airplane bottle of Goose?
The threesome had barely begun, and yet Geoffrey was already jealous of Ethel’s position.
I really fucking hate Sharkbag… but at least he’s putting in effort now. Girl wtf is wrong with you? Cant you see your supporting bestiality by sucking on Sharkbags cartilage cock?
Hmmm. Thought the Ed Hardy condom would be more like, oh I don’t know, a condom.
Sharkbag’s friend is intensely jealous. He wants to be mouthing Sharky’s Grey Goose dick.
This picture just confirms for me that I was right in choosing Sharko as my horse in the race. That, and I can still picture Renee’s boobilies in my mind.
@DarkSock,
This may be what the actual Underwear Bomb looked like. I heard the bomber experienced severe crotch burns. There’s a warning for that on every Goose bottle.
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Of course you have to be able to read.
@Deltus^
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I like to picture her boobs in my hands.
My heart bleeds for her. Ten years from now, having finished that Ph.D. in English Lit that she has promised her parents is her goal, she will be entering on a stellar career in academia, only to have this photo surface during her tenure consideration.
Ambitious and talented young women of America, take note.
This picture reminds me of a Tommy Lee/ Ozzie Osbourne story
Ozzie said he looked over Tommys shoulder whilst he was getting blowed and said it looked like a babys arm with a boxing glove on.
This here is sicker
Her neck is almost in position for the axe to fall
Sharkbag the Executioner
Wrong. Just wrong. Pissing with the goose.
One hammer, please. I’ve a bottle to break.
Gee, their Mom’s must be proud of them…
yes, if ever there was a time to kick him in the nuts, it would be now. i think that would be the punk rock thing to do.
The threesome turned into an awkward and bumbling non sexual event
It’s always a treat (curse) to watch a legend (-ary douchetard) bloom (get swole) in front of our eyes (mock lenses). The hallowed Hall of Scrote awaits you, my friend (bane).
Am i the only one with a massive urge to smack down on the bottle, crushing this bag’s bag?
When yer done with that Grey Goose bottle, I’d like to take it to my lamp repair guy to fashion into a bar-light.
Just sayin’ dibs and all that.
PS who get’s piercings in their lips except dumbasses? Not only does he have the shark fin hairdo, but a hook in his mouth as well. This piscine horror is bound for (as another astute commenter said) the hall of scrote.
Sharkbag pulls out this move and Starblazer can only reply with the retread tatt reveal? Starblazer, did you learn nothing from Smoot, or are you content to ride his coattails (and rattail)?
It’s real different when you put the bottle in front, iddnit Sharkey?
Jeebus swept! I officially revoke all the slack I cut this leering punchinello when I voted for him in the weekly. Just the slack, mind you. The vote counts more than ever.
Shark is a faker. He puts on the punker stylings like a stripper puts on makeup and he makes certain to stay the hell away from any nightclubs in which he might meet real punkers or fringe society folks, since he knows they’d instantly recognize he’s a faker and kick his ass.