Friday, July 23, 2010
Friday Haiku
Thursday’s Starry Blight,
Has gone Supernova Poo,
A Red Dwarf of taint.
Professor Neckbeads
Will not be deterred, no no
Will bang somebody
— saulgoode42
Somewhere in Japan
The original Hello
Kitty prays for death.
— Mr. White
On the count of three
Everyone give me their best
Anal rape grimace.
— Crucial Head
Standard template for
greased beaded double Big Mac
McDonalds sandwich.
— Bag Margera
If this is indeed
An Encore as cups suggest,
Glad I missed the show
— the douche is alright
Air is thick with haze
from bodyspray and B.O.
Do I smell tuna?
— Bagnonymous
Poolside in Vegas
Five friends live large. They’d better.
Break’s over in ten.
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Crap tatts and fake boobs
Right hott may be unaltered
I’ll investigate
Massive gas giants
300 times the Sun’s size:
Douche egos? Hotts’ boobs?
Somewhere in Japan
The original Hello
Kitty prays for death.
Samir in middle
got those beads in New Orleans;
bros showed him chests, cockks
Collagen, botox
That’s the only face that boob
girl can make right now.
Blight’s posse confirms
they’d rather focus on selves
than nearby hot chicks
Middle douche clenches,
bears down to try to push out
massive jelly dong.
Mr. White/Wheezer
alternating haiku in
strange pattern. Not gay.
Who the fuck decides
To put on a chain/necklace
While wearing beach clothes?
The answer to the
above haiku: It’s these four
freakin’ assholes, here.
The cups say “Encore.”
I would applaud if they got
refills of strychnine.
Mr. White’s “Encore”
a tasty treat for pool ‘bags;
choose red or yellow.
Maybe, maybe not
Wheezer–it’s O.K. to be gay
when in haiku form.
Wheezer, the red is
a special batch I made when
I had kidney stones.
Now we’re thinking alike –
haiku brings odd alignment
of thought patterns, mock.
Once again, Hef bleeth
decides to pull her skirt down;
her signature move.
Honey Comb on right
begs me to fill her cavern;
hope I don’t bumble.
Professor Neckbeads
Will not be deterred, no no
Will bang somebody
Does he measure up?
King Sharty has two inches
Holly LOLs
Smilin’ Eddy says,
“What’s it gonna take to get
You into a douche?”
‘Bags n’ bleeth’s strain hard
Dropping Natty Ice feces
Ankle deep in stink.
On the count of three
Everyone give me their best
Anal rape grimace.
Standard template for
greased beaded double Big Mac
McDonalds sandwich.
Notice yellow haze:
It’s like Stephen King’s “The Mist”
Contains douche monsters.
In this here picture
We see three shirtless catchers
And two blonde pitchers.
Careful with the girl
On the left; if left out in sun
Too long, will def. melt
If this is indeed
An Encore as cups suggest,
Glad I missed the show
Later they’ll donate
Sunglasses to clad the whole
Burj Dubai façade.
With their glasses on,
they remain anonymous
for 5-way orgy.
Metaphorical
red flames, tapered head: right scrote =
one diseased waste hole.
Jersey fútbol team
Just won the World Piss Cup:
Most ‘Roid Positives.
Starry Starry Blight
Tatt your abs in poo and BLAM!
Don Mclain shoots self
@crucial head 7:10
If you are correct
I like what right hott’s smile
Says about anal
King Scrote on the left
Fondles Madame Toussaud’s wax
while his minions cheeeeeese
Honestly… Necklaces
and beads, while wearing bathing
suits… real practical.
Eric Estrada
Once gave up his dignity
Grandsons are douchebags
Several petite
Little packages are seen
…and two bleethed out girls.
Starry Blight and friends
except for Honeycomb Hott
no encore needed.
Hef “blonde” is RealDoll,
and cuckold King Sharty still
can’t get her skirt off.
“Sorry folks, pool’s closed”
For embattled maintenance man
Gooey drain awaits
Are they smart enough
to take off bling before a
swim? No, not likely.
FIFA victory
España celebrates with
Extra time disease.
The gavel slams down
On contest for the winners:
World’s tightest shorts.
Do my eyes deceive?
This could be a porno set.
Carly Banks, at right?
Villaraigosa
L.A. Mayor staff meeting
Another day shot
Arash stuffed white shorts
with his smokes; is King Sharty
his Marlboro Man?
Five humans pictured
All are three input lovers
My math says: Douchebags!
Air is thick with haze
from bodyspray and B.O.
Do I smell tuna?
Carlos and Edward
Shaved goins, crushed abs, funged chins to
Beat the speed of blight
Mr. White yearns for
Right blonde’s tasty balloon knot
Fill with his urine.
Gulf, China oil leaks
pale in comparison to
Vegas, Scottsdale.
Okay, break’s over
Skim my fucking pool assholes
Clean filter of pubes
Hello kitty bleeth
Needs three dudes to be airtight
Right hott’s now fair game!
Gulf, China oil leaks
pale in comparison to
Vegas, Miami.*
.
.
“…..or Scottsdale”
Nervous grins abound
As they’re subjected to a
Round of anal probes.
Douche/Bleeth overload.
Satan left a steaming pile.
No courtesy flush.
.
Oh bubbly left hott.
Put down the greasy monkeys,
Slowly step away.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Martha MacCallum
In pink dress reading me news
Cure from this photo
Aaaaand a one, two, three…
Saaaaay, “I just found out I have
The worst STD.”
Hello Kitty Bleeth,
Three Choads, it’s easy to see
who doesn’t belong
Suddenly the draped
Intestines of Plinky’s Mom
Look like red snake eyes…
Poolside in Vegas
Five friends live large. They’d better.
Break’s over in ten.
fag hags with big cans
party with Greg Louganis
gay cousins show up
Douchebag in middle
Wears Mardi Gras beads after
His bro’s flash their tits.
Vin beats me to break
haiku. Hang my head in shame
Work has wrung me dry.
@bagnonymous
Maybe, but Carli
is built lighter than this girl…
…not that I would know.
Choads wearing less clothes
Than the hott’s is never good
Must be in Europe.
Hubble Smelloscope
finds constellations of poo;
where else but Vegas?
Here’s five candidates
For a 1040EZ
Lifetime achievement.
Haiku 69?
Let’s get it on, Honey Comb,
and make sticky stuff.
Haiku 69*?
Let’s get it on, Honey Comb,
and make sticky stuff.
.
*maybe now
blondie has an itch
only beltsander can scratch
double ought grit best
Abs like that come from
Autofellatio crunch
… not that I would know.
Front Page two weeks straight!
My luck runneth over my
Shot glass… cheers to all!
What to do
with Vegas poo
makes me feel rather blue
Shorty short Euro trash
King of Sears drops duce
Bleach Blondes are confused
The total IQ
Barely reaches one hundred
Yet they still can breed
Is it too early to start drinking?
My hot streak stumbles;
four months, second miss (minus
July 4th weekend).
.
Much great mock today –
always glad to be awake
for Friday Haiku!
Anal beads around Euro Trash
Balki wants his share
I see poop noodles in their future
And if you don’t know what a poop noodle is………now you do.
Starry blight can be
seen in Vegas skies below
Orion’s White Belt
Starry Blight is part
of constellations Toreass
And- Aqueereeass
Sad as it may be,
this is a welcome change from
Jeebus and Mary.
@ Mr. White:
.
Maybe not Carli,
but I’d still fill her juicebox,
screaming Carli’s name.
I need pear after this weeks eye sear
I would like to be
washed up in Carli’s grand Banks
in tide of driftwood.
Guy’s tattoo says “Shart”.
Bead neck crotched his ID.
So much is wrong here.
For next Wed….
.
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I bet that Hello
Kitty twat’s voice sounds just like
mouse on helium.
The blondes are bleached, the
brunettes are ‘roided; tits are
stacked. The taints? voided.
Hello Kitty’s paw
is stuck in groin pussy-re-
veal: BAD CAT, BAADD CAT!!
Last week of summer
school teaching on Friday. Then
join in haiku fun.
.
Dolts who sit through class
but can’t score above their shoe
size need kick in ass.
@Mr. Reeve
.
Poop Noodle? Dear God
My cockk is now burning just
Thinking about it.
.
And by burning I
Mean turning itself inside
Out like octopus
Doc Bunsen’s students
are in this pic; no surprise
grades, IQ’s so low.
A large amount of
kitty litter should be dumped
on uncovered turds.
Wearing big jewel-
ry with a swimsuit is douche-
style overdressing.
Wheezer produces
massive coffee spit from me.
Monitor broken.
Remember Doc B,
No Child Left Behind, So
Burn all the bodies
Pink Blight suns her twat
to fight the fungus; other
four, beware: spores spread.
@Dr. BH
.
If my cockk had a
Voice it would sound like PeeWee
Herman on Skittles
Another spit take
produced from Scrotato Head.
Coffee burns through nose.
One hundred haikus.
Love to see these high numbers.
Lots of great mock here.
Rare douche photo of
five, all the same height tells me
all level-headed.
If Medusa’s snatch
Had a voice it would say “I
like Ital-MUNFF, SLORP!”
Douche showing most teeth
also has most necklaces, floss-
es with anal beads.
Eenie, meenie, min-
ie, moe, add a fifth and watch
them all get pudwacked.
DAmn! I’ve been missing the haiku for weeks! Nice work, y’all!
Two couples and their
‘Vegas minister stand rea-
dy to disavow.
Such rare sighting of
same-height douche/bleeth indicates
glass ceiling of poo.
anal bead necklace, stupid chest tatt, weird abs guy pinching a turd, holly tweets on her blackberry hidden in crotch “cupcakes are yummy”. karen on right is delectable
upon further inspection karen has longest, largest gorilla arm in the world. give them all bananas and set them on fire
i think karen could punch chest tatt without moving
golden silky hair
douchebags ruin my vision
is that a Real Doll?
Pinky McJubblies.
Surgeon gave her “The Montag.”
Got what she paid for.
douchebags wearing tight
swimwear cannot fucking die
fast enough. wank turds.