Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Haiku

Thursday’s Starry Blight,

Has gone Supernova Poo,

A Red Dwarf of taint.

Professor Neckbeads

Will not be deterred, no no

Will bang somebody

— saulgoode42

Somewhere in Japan

The original Hello

Kitty prays for death.

— Mr. White

On the count of three

Everyone give me their best

Anal rape grimace.

— Crucial Head

Standard template for

greased beaded double Big Mac

McDonalds sandwich.

— Bag Margera

If this is indeed

An Encore as cups suggest,

Glad I missed the show

— the douche is alright

Air is thick with haze

from bodyspray and B.O.

Do I smell tuna?

— Bagnonymous

Poolside in Vegas

Five friends live large. They’d better.

Break’s over in ten.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Crap tatts and fake boobs

Right hott may be unaltered

I’ll investigate

7:02 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Massive gas giants

300 times the Sun’s size:

Douche egos? Hotts’ boobs?

7:03 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Somewhere in Japan

The original Hello

Kitty prays for death.

7:03 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Samir in middle

got those beads in New Orleans;

bros showed him chests, cockks

7:04 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Collagen, botox

That’s the only face that boob

girl can make right now.

7:05 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Blight’s posse confirms

they’d rather focus on selves

than nearby hot chicks

7:05 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Middle douche clenches,

bears down to try to push out

massive jelly dong.

7:05 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Mr. White/Wheezer

alternating haiku in

strange pattern. Not gay.

7:06 am July, 23 massengill said...

Who the fuck decides

To put on a chain/necklace

While wearing beach clothes?

The answer to the

above haiku: It’s these four

freakin’ assholes, here.

7:07 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

The cups say “Encore.”

I would applaud if they got

refills of strychnine.

7:07 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Mr. White’s “Encore”

a tasty treat for pool ‘bags;

choose red or yellow.

7:07 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Maybe, maybe not

Wheezer–it’s O.K. to be gay

when in haiku form.

7:08 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Wheezer, the red is

a special batch I made when

I had kidney stones.

7:09 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Now we’re thinking alike –

haiku brings odd alignment

of thought patterns, mock.

7:12 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Once again, Hef bleeth

decides to pull her skirt down;

her signature move.

7:14 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Honey Comb on right

begs me to fill her cavern;

hope I don’t bumble.

7:14 am July, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Professor Neckbeads

Will not be deterred, no no

Will bang somebody

7:17 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Does he measure up?

King Sharty has two inches

Holly LOLs

7:17 am July, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Smilin’ Eddy says,

“What’s it gonna take to get

You into a douche?”

7:17 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

‘Bags n’ bleeth’s strain hard

Dropping Natty Ice feces

Ankle deep in stink.

7:19 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

On the count of three

Everyone give me their best

Anal rape grimace.

7:20 am July, 23 Bag Margera said...

Standard template for

greased beaded double Big Mac

McDonalds sandwich.

7:20 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

Notice yellow haze:

It’s like Stephen King’s “The Mist”

Contains douche monsters.

7:20 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

In this here picture

We see three shirtless catchers

And two blonde pitchers.

7:21 am July, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Careful with the girl

On the left; if left out in sun

Too long, will def. melt

7:22 am July, 23 the douche is alright said...

If this is indeed

An Encore as cups suggest,

Glad I missed the show

7:22 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Later they’ll donate

Sunglasses to clad the whole

Burj Dubai façade.

7:22 am July, 23 Bag Margera said...

With their glasses on,

they remain anonymous

for 5-way orgy.

7:23 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Metaphorical

red flames, tapered head: right scrote =

one diseased waste hole.

7:24 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Jersey fútbol team

Just won the World Piss Cup:

Most ‘Roid Positives.

7:24 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Starry Starry Blight

Tatt your abs in poo and BLAM!

Don Mclain shoots self

7:25 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

@crucial head 7:10

If you are correct

I like what right hott’s smile

Says about anal

7:26 am July, 23 the douche is alright said...

King Scrote on the left

Fondles Madame Toussaud’s wax

while his minions cheeeeeese

7:26 am July, 23 Bag Margera said...

Honestly… Necklaces

and beads, while wearing bathing

suits… real practical.

7:27 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Eric Estrada

Once gave up his dignity

Grandsons are douchebags

7:28 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Several petite

Little packages are seen

…and two bleethed out girls.

7:28 am July, 23 dknutty said...

Starry Blight and friends

except for Honeycomb Hott

no encore needed.

7:29 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Hef “blonde” is RealDoll,

and cuckold King Sharty still

can’t get her skirt off.

7:29 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

“Sorry folks, pool’s closed”

For embattled maintenance man

Gooey drain awaits

7:30 am July, 23 Bag Margera said...

Are they smart enough

to take off bling before a

swim? No, not likely.

7:30 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

FIFA victory

España celebrates with

Extra time disease.

7:32 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

The gavel slams down

On contest for the winners:

World’s tightest shorts.

7:32 am July, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Do my eyes deceive?

This could be a porno set.

Carly Banks, at right?

7:33 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Villaraigosa

L.A. Mayor staff meeting

Another day shot

7:33 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Arash stuffed white shorts

with his smokes; is King Sharty

his Marlboro Man?

7:34 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Five humans pictured

All are three input lovers

My math says: Douchebags!

7:35 am July, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Air is thick with haze

from bodyspray and B.O.

Do I smell tuna?

7:35 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Carlos and Edward

Shaved goins, crushed abs, funged chins to

Beat the speed of blight

7:36 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Mr. White yearns for

Right blonde’s tasty balloon knot

Fill with his urine.

7:37 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Gulf, China oil leaks

pale in comparison to

Vegas, Scottsdale.

7:37 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Okay, break’s over

Skim my fucking pool assholes

Clean filter of pubes

7:38 am July, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Hello kitty bleeth

Needs three dudes to be airtight

Right hott’s now fair game!

7:38 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Gulf, China oil leaks

pale in comparison to

Vegas, Miami.*

.

.

“…..or Scottsdale”

7:38 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Nervous grins abound

As they’re subjected to a

Round of anal probes.

7:40 am July, 23 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Douche/Bleeth overload.

Satan left a steaming pile.

No courtesy flush.

.

Oh bubbly left hott.

Put down the greasy monkeys,

Slowly step away.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:41 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Martha MacCallum

In pink dress reading me news

Cure from this photo

7:41 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Aaaaand a one, two, three…

Saaaaay, “I just found out I have

The worst STD.”

7:41 am July, 23 dknutty said...

Hello Kitty Bleeth,

Three Choads, it’s easy to see

who doesn’t belong

7:43 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Suddenly the draped

Intestines of Plinky’s Mom

Look like red snake eyes…

7:43 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Poolside in Vegas

Five friends live large. They’d better.

Break’s over in ten.

7:44 am July, 23 creature said...

fag hags with big cans

party with Greg Louganis

gay cousins show up

7:44 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Douchebag in middle

Wears Mardi Gras beads after

His bro’s flash their tits.

7:45 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Vin beats me to break

haiku. Hang my head in shame

Work has wrung me dry.

7:46 am July, 23 Mr. White said...

@bagnonymous

Maybe, but Carli

is built lighter than this girl…

…not that I would know.

7:47 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Choads wearing less clothes

Than the hott’s is never good

Must be in Europe.

7:49 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Hubble Smelloscope

finds constellations of poo;

where else but Vegas?

7:50 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Here’s five candidates

For a 1040EZ

Lifetime achievement.

7:52 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Haiku 69?

Let’s get it on, Honey Comb,

and make sticky stuff.

7:52 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Haiku 69*?

Let’s get it on, Honey Comb,

and make sticky stuff.

.

*maybe now

7:52 am July, 23 creature said...

blondie has an itch

only beltsander can scratch

double ought grit best

7:53 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Abs like that come from

Autofellatio crunch

… not that I would know.

7:55 am July, 23 Crucial Head said...

Front Page two weeks straight!

My luck runneth over my

Shot glass… cheers to all!

7:57 am July, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

What to do

with Vegas poo

makes me feel rather blue

7:58 am July, 23 mr.reeve said...

Shorty short Euro trash

King of Sears drops duce

Bleach Blondes are confused

7:58 am July, 23 justadouchalo said...

The total IQ

Barely reaches one hundred

Yet they still can breed

Is it too early to start drinking?

7:59 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

My hot streak stumbles;

four months, second miss (minus

July 4th weekend).

.

Much great mock today –

always glad to be awake

for Friday Haiku!

8:01 am July, 23 mr.reeve said...

Anal beads around Euro Trash

Balki wants his share

I see poop noodles in their future

8:03 am July, 23 mr.reeve said...

And if you don’t know what a poop noodle is………now you do.

8:03 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Starry blight can be

seen in Vegas skies below

Orion’s White Belt

8:07 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Starry Blight is part

of constellations Toreass

And- Aqueereeass

8:07 am July, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Sad as it may be,

this is a welcome change from

Jeebus and Mary.

8:10 am July, 23 Bagnonymous said...

@ Mr. White:

.

Maybe not Carli,

but I’d still fill her juicebox,

screaming Carli’s name.

8:11 am July, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

I need pear after this weeks eye sear

8:12 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

I would like to be

washed up in Carli’s grand Banks

in tide of driftwood.

8:17 am July, 23 End the Haberdouchery said...

Guy’s tattoo says “Shart”.

Bead neck crotched his ID.

So much is wrong here.

8:36 am July, 23 jonezy said...

For next Wed….

.

http://limericksnews.blogspot.com/

8:38 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I bet that Hello

Kitty twat’s voice sounds just like

mouse on helium.

8:43 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

The blondes are bleached, the

brunettes are ‘roided; tits are

stacked. The taints? voided.

8:46 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Hello Kitty’s paw

is stuck in groin pussy-re-

veal: BAD CAT, BAADD CAT!!

8:49 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Last week of summer

school teaching on Friday. Then

join in haiku fun.

.

Dolts who sit through class

but can’t score above their shoe

size need kick in ass.

8:49 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Mr. Reeve

.

Poop Noodle? Dear God

My cockk is now burning just

Thinking about it.

.

And by burning I

Mean turning itself inside

Out like octopus

8:51 am July, 23 Wheezer said...

Doc Bunsen’s students

are in this pic; no surprise

grades, IQ’s so low.

8:52 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A large amount of

kitty litter should be dumped

on uncovered turds.

8:53 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Wearing big jewel-

ry with a swimsuit is douche-

style overdressing.

8:54 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wheezer produces

massive coffee spit from me.

Monitor broken.

8:54 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Remember Doc B,

No Child Left Behind, So

Burn all the bodies

8:56 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Pink Blight suns her twat

to fight the fungus; other

four, beware: spores spread.

8:58 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Dr. BH

.

If my cockk had a

Voice it would sound like PeeWee

Herman on Skittles

8:58 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Another spit take

produced from Scrotato Head.

Coffee burns through nose.

9:00 am July, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

One hundred haikus.

Love to see these high numbers.

Lots of great mock here.

9:00 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Rare douche photo of

five, all the same height tells me

all level-headed.

9:04 am July, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If Medusa’s snatch

Had a voice it would say “I

like Ital-MUNFF, SLORP!”

9:06 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Douche showing most teeth

also has most necklaces, floss-

es with anal beads.

9:09 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Eenie, meenie, min-

ie, moe, add a fifth and watch

them all get pudwacked.

9:10 am July, 23 Justin said...

DAmn! I’ve been missing the haiku for weeks! Nice work, y’all!

9:12 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Two couples and their

‘Vegas minister stand rea-

dy to disavow.

9:16 am July, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Such rare sighting of

same-height douche/bleeth indicates

glass ceiling of poo.

10:04 am July, 23 douche bagel said...

anal bead necklace, stupid chest tatt, weird abs guy pinching a turd, holly tweets on her blackberry hidden in crotch “cupcakes are yummy”. karen on right is delectable

10:07 am July, 23 douche bagel said...

upon further inspection karen has longest, largest gorilla arm in the world. give them all bananas and set them on fire

10:10 am July, 23 douche bagel said...

i think karen could punch chest tatt without moving

10:59 am July, 23 burris said...

golden silky hair

douchebags ruin my vision

is that a Real Doll?

11:11 am July, 23 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pinky McJubblies.

Surgeon gave her “The Montag.”

Got what she paid for.

10:59 pm July, 23 Steve L. said...

douchebags wearing tight

swimwear cannot fucking die

fast enough. wank turds.

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