Thursday, July 15, 2010
Monique Leaves France, Discovers Tatt Pec Tony, Has Existential Crisis
It’s a strange story of boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gives up on D.J. dreams and gets a job at Citibank.
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Job at Citibank? As what a janitor?
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On a related note, Hot Chicks In Cowboy Hats
HMMMM!!! yummy Hott tummy and unbuttoned short shorts.Narcissistic euro-bag ruins picture
If penises (penii?) could detach, don sunglasses and basically walk around among us, it’d look like this guy.
She’s got bifurcated 50’s vixen tummy. Nothing wrong with that, either.
Behind them on the ground is the designer chalk outline where Andrew Cunanan shot Gianni Versace.
When she sucked in her stomach it all came out her forehead.
I like cowgirls. Yum. I like them better than Euro trash chicks. He probably plays pro soccer in Europe somewhere. Tilted belt buckle and big ass watch is a nice touch Tony.
If pregnant women fighting is your thing click here.
What about blondie in back? And by ‘what about’ i mean what’s their gender?
Of course!! the Pectoral is the second marker!!!
I think she’s about to open her belly to unleash something very disturbing. Her facial expression reveals perhaps the coldness of an encounter in a sci-fi film. Nice bikin bottom reveal. And by nice I mean… nice.
…that should be ‘bikini.’ Bikin’ cannot be confirmed at this time…
she’s a definite hot chick. her boobage is deceivingly swollen.
Euro dude has the underwear reveal thing happening. which isn’t happening at all.
major bleeth. She’s 10 years older than him. Boobs are fake, and her idea of fun is 500 sit ups.
Nice midline there.
I would cut out my own mother’s tongue, scoop the meat out, and wear it over my own tongue to lick this hotty-hott-hott’s stomach.
Why are girls still wearing their shorts unbuttoned? Ew. Also, why is she standing so awkwardly? I dont think its because she wishes she weren’t with this guy, i think she thinks she looks hot like this. It’s very sad. I almost feel bad for the douche then I look at his tat. This pic is all kinds of yuck. I dont want to know what toils DB1 had to go thru to find these people…
I would give up one nut, if she would carry it around in her pocket & fondle it for good luck
Squinting lustfully for minutes at Dicy’s avatar has left me with no energy to post anything of substance.
hey Vin are you goading me to take pictures of hot cowgirls during the Stampede? i always forget to whip out my cell phone when i’m around oodles of hot chicks because i’d always be drunk.
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… okay maybe i should take a picture of Desiree next time i’m at that bar. the funny thing is, my foreman told me her name was Amanda, but when i asked her what her name was, she said “Desiree”. at that time, i was drunk, she was gorgeous, so i believed anything she said. but the next morning, i regretted not investigating this discrepancy immediately at the bar. and my foreman didn’t say anything about it either. for our purposes at HCwDB here, however, the only things that matter are:
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a) she was hot
b) Desiree is a sexy name.
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since i do not remember any of the thousands of hotts/ bleeths featured on HCwDB having been arbitrarily named Desiree, i’d be heartbroken if future HCwDB photos that do not have Hall of Hott levels of hotness are awarded the name Desiree.
so what happened to Monique after “boy loses girl”? did she marry a managing director at Citibank? is that why Tony fought tooth and nail to land a job at Citibank?
‘major bleeth’
semi-lol.
Depending on what the Bleethette is hanging onto, she will either roll away with the luggage, or pull out a handgun and empty the chambers…as soon as she zips up her ab-pak. For over-tatted males inspire some women to flee, abounds; and others to fire a round.
@ Steve
Are you refering to the Calgary Stampede? I’d love to visit that thang. It looks like the colossal/excellent L.A. Fair in Pomona, CA but without all the gangbangers, shirtless douchebags, crusty drunks, loudmouth drunks, King Taco stands, drunken boobs and carnies that still have the dirt from Oklahoma under their fingernails.
Also, the track is without a doubt the wackiest horse racing venue ever. It’s a short track where the contestants crush each other around every corner. The favorite usually wins but once in a while a 12-1 will team up with a 45-1 to pay a nice exacta. Sweet
Her abs make me jealous, not enough to go do sit-ups though.
He on the other hand, makes me want to take his tatoo gun to my eyeballs
Because of that link, I would’ve forgiven Vin (“forgiVin”?) had he posted “FIRST!”
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Why? Other than being the first post…..
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Cowgirl Pear
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I shall now pitch a tent in her honor.
Wonderful site and theme, would really like to see a bit more content though!
Great post all around, added your XML feed! Love this theme, too!
When the Guggenheim makes a permanent exhibit to the HCwDB phenom, they’re going to use this guy in the wax museum wing. Not a replica. This actual guy.
Her boobs are mightier than the pic fully reveals, methinks. Definite hott! And Vin, thanks for the cowboy hat wearing hott pics! Some early Friday pear, right there! I’ve found that a properly worn cowboy hat increases a hott’s hot raing (scale of 1 to 10) by 1 (ie. makes a 9 a 10, an 8 a 9, etc.). Baseball caps *can* have a similar effect, but it’s not as certain.
Although not unsurprisingly, baseball caps increase a douche’s douchiness by 1.5, methinks.
I’m pretty sure this is Joey Lawrence from “Blossom”.
@ Douchie Howser MD: I absolutely feel what you’re saying there. Lovely.