Thursday, July 15, 2010

Monique Leaves France, Discovers Tatt Pec Tony, Has Existential Crisis

It’s a strange story of boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gives up on D.J. dreams and gets a job at Citibank.

# posted by douchebag1
3:17 pm July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Job at Citibank? As what a janitor?

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On a related note, Hot Chicks In Cowboy Hats

3:18 pm July, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

HMMMM!!! yummy Hott tummy and unbuttoned short shorts.Narcissistic euro-bag ruins picture

3:25 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

If penises (penii?) could detach, don sunglasses and basically walk around among us, it’d look like this guy.

3:25 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

She’s got bifurcated 50’s vixen tummy. Nothing wrong with that, either.

3:30 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

Behind them on the ground is the designer chalk outline where Andrew Cunanan shot Gianni Versace.

3:42 pm July, 15 End the Haberdouchery said...

When she sucked in her stomach it all came out her forehead.

4:02 pm July, 15 mr.reeve said...

I like cowgirls. Yum. I like them better than Euro trash chicks. He probably plays pro soccer in Europe somewhere. Tilted belt buckle and big ass watch is a nice touch Tony.

4:22 pm July, 15 mr.reeve said...

If pregnant women fighting is your thing click here.

4:45 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

What about blondie in back? And by ‘what about’ i mean what’s their gender?

4:56 pm July, 15 Anonymous said...

Of course!! the Pectoral is the second marker!!!

5:12 pm July, 15 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

I think she’s about to open her belly to unleash something very disturbing. Her facial expression reveals perhaps the coldness of an encounter in a sci-fi film. Nice bikin bottom reveal. And by nice I mean… nice.

5:13 pm July, 15 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

…that should be ‘bikini.’ Bikin’ cannot be confirmed at this time…

5:23 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

she’s a definite hot chick. her boobage is deceivingly swollen.

5:34 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

Euro dude has the underwear reveal thing happening. which isn’t happening at all.

5:43 pm July, 15 Troy Tempest said...

major bleeth. She’s 10 years older than him. Boobs are fake, and her idea of fun is 500 sit ups.

6:28 pm July, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice midline there.

I would cut out my own mother’s tongue, scoop the meat out, and wear it over my own tongue to lick this hotty-hott-hott’s stomach.

7:06 pm July, 15 Dicy said...

Why are girls still wearing their shorts unbuttoned? Ew. Also, why is she standing so awkwardly? I dont think its because she wishes she weren’t with this guy, i think she thinks she looks hot like this. It’s very sad. I almost feel bad for the douche then I look at his tat. This pic is all kinds of yuck. I dont want to know what toils DB1 had to go thru to find these people…

7:16 pm July, 15 creature said...

I would give up one nut, if she would carry it around in her pocket & fondle it for good luck

7:24 pm July, 15 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Squinting lustfully for minutes at Dicy’s avatar has left me with no energy to post anything of substance.

7:44 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

hey Vin are you goading me to take pictures of hot cowgirls during the Stampede? i always forget to whip out my cell phone when i’m around oodles of hot chicks because i’d always be drunk.

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… okay maybe i should take a picture of Desiree next time i’m at that bar. the funny thing is, my foreman told me her name was Amanda, but when i asked her what her name was, she said “Desiree”. at that time, i was drunk, she was gorgeous, so i believed anything she said. but the next morning, i regretted not investigating this discrepancy immediately at the bar. and my foreman didn’t say anything about it either. for our purposes at HCwDB here, however, the only things that matter are:

a) she was hot

b) Desiree is a sexy name.

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since i do not remember any of the thousands of hotts/ bleeths featured on HCwDB having been arbitrarily named Desiree, i’d be heartbroken if future HCwDB photos that do not have Hall of Hott levels of hotness are awarded the name Desiree.

7:45 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

so what happened to Monique after “boy loses girl”? did she marry a managing director at Citibank? is that why Tony fought tooth and nail to land a job at Citibank?

7:48 pm July, 15 tall guy said...

‘major bleeth’

semi-lol.

8:47 pm July, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Depending on what the Bleethette is hanging onto, she will either roll away with the luggage, or pull out a handgun and empty the chambers…as soon as she zips up her ab-pak. For over-tatted males inspire some women to flee, abounds; and others to fire a round.

9:27 pm July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

@ Steve

Are you refering to the Calgary Stampede? I’d love to visit that thang. It looks like the colossal/excellent L.A. Fair in Pomona, CA but without all the gangbangers, shirtless douchebags, crusty drunks, loudmouth drunks, King Taco stands, drunken boobs and carnies that still have the dirt from Oklahoma under their fingernails.

Also, the track is without a doubt the wackiest horse racing venue ever. It’s a short track where the contestants crush each other around every corner. The favorite usually wins but once in a while a 12-1 will team up with a 45-1 to pay a nice exacta. Sweet

9:27 pm July, 15 Lord McBaggin said...

Her abs make me jealous, not enough to go do sit-ups though.

He on the other hand, makes me want to take his tatoo gun to my eyeballs

12:00 am July, 16 Wheezer said...

Because of that link, I would’ve forgiven Vin (“forgiVin”?) had he posted “FIRST!”

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Why? Other than being the first post…..

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Cowgirl Pear

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I shall now pitch a tent in her honor.

12:46 am July, 16 the Success Ladder said...

Wonderful site and theme, would really like to see a bit more content though!

Great post all around, added your XML feed! Love this theme, too!

8:56 am July, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

When the Guggenheim makes a permanent exhibit to the HCwDB phenom, they’re going to use this guy in the wax museum wing. Not a replica. This actual guy.

9:15 am July, 16 Deltus said...

Her boobs are mightier than the pic fully reveals, methinks. Definite hott! And Vin, thanks for the cowboy hat wearing hott pics! Some early Friday pear, right there! I’ve found that a properly worn cowboy hat increases a hott’s hot raing (scale of 1 to 10) by 1 (ie. makes a 9 a 10, an 8 a 9, etc.). Baseball caps *can* have a similar effect, but it’s not as certain.

1:42 pm July, 16 tall guy said...

Although not unsurprisingly, baseball caps increase a douche’s douchiness by 1.5, methinks.

3:15 am July, 17 anonymous said...

I’m pretty sure this is Joey Lawrence from “Blossom”.

11:22 pm July, 17 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

@ Douchie Howser MD: I absolutely feel what you’re saying there. Lovely.

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