Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The Starhawk
Many douchebags can shave patterns into their temples, grow ant-like chin fung uponst their chins, wear Jebus Bling and pink, and hit on Midwestern Maggie while she’s Paid-to-Pose to pay for night nursing school.
But only an exceptional scrotebag, one well versed in the dark douchal arts, can make rocker horns while holding champagne.
I’m overwhelmed. This douchebag has more asshole in his two front teeth than an entire warehouse of Johnson’s Sex Wax t-shirts. I weep for humanity.
Boy, she really enjoys taking pictures with questionably-butch lesbians. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
It’s like a warthog and Dom DeLuise’s buttocks did the nasty, and this guy’s chin is the fruit of their sexual union.
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What’s wrong guy? Try to carve yourself a jawline out of your facial hair and gave up half way through?
Holy crap, good eye Bagnonymous. What’s up with her aura that all these Korean douchebags are drawn to her? Does her vagina smell like kim chee or something?
Kudos to Bagnonymous, by the way your avatar cracks me up every time. He is classic DB with a plethora of adouchetrements & signifiers while she is dime a dozen plastic, insecure, self loathing barbie doll.
I’d start drinking if I had beaver teeth like this Choad.
Starhawk needs to spend more time at the dentist and less time at the barber shop. Jebus Cristo man, fix them buck teeth dawg!!!
I’d like to thank everyone for the lollypop and ……………… uHHH… the poor people in Yraq,,,,,,,,,,,,, uh…global warming …..and the umm….. and the president of the …. uh…. Osama Bin Laiden………and world peace……. and uhhhh. this guy is a douche for the win Alex. I like fingering myself on camera.
Paraphrased from some self-righteous ho from a few years back. Anybody got her neked pictures?
He has the buck teeth and lazy facial expression of a special needs student or a southern inbred.
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hmmmmm…. I wonder if he plays country bass? I am ALWAYS looking for a bass player, those mercinarial cocksuckers
bigphatnotadouche, I guess we were typing at the same time. Cheers mate!
Oh he’s going to the dntist pretty soon I bet, but it’s not to fix his gnarly front chompers. He’s gonna get him some new gold fronts bitches.
Beware fellow hunters. This is subtle new hand gesture # 279 the “Looks like horns but is really a double point”. The index finger is clearly pointing to Four Prongs while the pinkie is pointing to the PTP. The over-worked amoeba in his head is trying to convey two thoughts at one time and is failing miserably. Thought 1: “Since Four Prongs is transgendered, am I 0.5 prongs because I’m a hermaphrodite?” Thought 2: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”
This chick gets passed around more than ganja sticks at a Bob Marley festival.
how much you wanna bet thats 4 prongs butthole remnants on his chin
I’m just curious, Boss: do you have any photos of her licking that lollipop?
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I’m just askin’.
This chick gets passed around more than autographed cocaine straws at Paris Hilton’s birthday parties.
This chick gets passed around more than tins of Skoal at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.
This chick gets passed around more than a bong at a college frat party.
She looks like the female, bleached version of Millennium ‘Bag.
He got those buck teeth from sucking his thumb…and sucking, and sucking, and sucking….
I have drawn many a hand in many a pose through the years, and THAT champagne grip of his is just plain weird. I mean, what sort of guy has miniature boobie peaks between his forefinger and baby finger?I’ve never seen such cleavite on a knuckle divide.
This chick gets passed around more than a tube of lube at a gangbang.
There’s just NO EXCUSE for his head-shave-spike ‘do, except maybe a deranged barber in ‘Joisey.
She reminds me of something about a Munchkin and a lollipop song, but I’m not sure why.
This chick gets passed around more than a flute at Band Camp.
This chick gets passed around more than a tube of lip gloss at the Proompas’ while getting ready for the dance
This chick gets passed around more than a plastic pitcher at Mr. White’s Golden Anniversary parties.
This chick gets passed around more than the Valtrex on the set of Jersey Shore.
This chick gets passed around like a prag in San Quentin.
he’s gorilla jiz dribble… she’s 100% fake & plastic
Maggie is moving up on the paid-to-pose circuit, she is.
and up up i mean down.
and by down i mean sideways.
Tonight at 11:00,
Megyn Kelly of Focks News goes under cover to expose the connection of the liberal douche lifestyle to Obama’s socialist policy’s!
(more to follow on glenn beck’s blackboard)
This dude goes to the same barber as the Metaphysical Hooligan.
This chick gets passed around more than the collection plate at Jebus’ church.
I happened in on the secretary watching “The View” earlier today. Carol Channing was the guest. She’s 89 years old and her face is less plastic than this chick’s. If she opened a hot oven she’d melt and look like Skeletor.
“You were killed while drunk driving home from Rehab, Biff; welcome now to Douchebag Heaven. here’s your bottle service, your butt plug, and your Cabana o’ Eternity is over there by the huge shirtless man holding that girl’s tit in his massive hand.”
Late to the party as usual, but she gets passed around more than LL in the Big House.
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What? Too soon.
2retainer