Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Starhawk

Many douchebags can shave patterns into their temples, grow ant-like chin fung uponst their chins, wear Jebus Bling and pink, and hit on Midwestern Maggie while she’s Paid-to-Pose to pay for night nursing school.

But only an exceptional scrotebag, one well versed in the dark douchal arts, can make rocker horns while holding champagne.

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am July, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m overwhelmed. This douchebag has more asshole in his two front teeth than an entire warehouse of Johnson’s Sex Wax t-shirts. I weep for humanity.

11:24 am July, 21 Bagnonymous said...

Boy, she really enjoys taking pictures with questionably-butch lesbians. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

11:24 am July, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It’s like a warthog and Dom DeLuise’s buttocks did the nasty, and this guy’s chin is the fruit of their sexual union.

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What’s wrong guy? Try to carve yourself a jawline out of your facial hair and gave up half way through?

11:27 am July, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Holy crap, good eye Bagnonymous. What’s up with her aura that all these Korean douchebags are drawn to her? Does her vagina smell like kim chee or something?

11:39 am July, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudos to Bagnonymous, by the way your avatar cracks me up every time. He is classic DB with a plethora of adouchetrements & signifiers while she is dime a dozen plastic, insecure, self loathing barbie doll.

11:50 am July, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’d start drinking if I had beaver teeth like this Choad.

11:51 am July, 21 mr.reeve said...

Starhawk needs to spend more time at the dentist and less time at the barber shop. Jebus Cristo man, fix them buck teeth dawg!!!

11:51 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to thank everyone for the lollypop and ……………… uHHH… the poor people in Yraq,,,,,,,,,,,,, uh…global warming …..and the umm….. and the president of the …. uh…. Osama Bin Laiden………and world peace……. and uhhhh. this guy is a douche for the win Alex. I like fingering myself on camera.

Paraphrased from some self-righteous ho from a few years back. Anybody got her neked pictures?

11:52 am July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

He has the buck teeth and lazy facial expression of a special needs student or a southern inbred.

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hmmmmm…. I wonder if he plays country bass? I am ALWAYS looking for a bass player, those mercinarial cocksuckers

11:53 am July, 21 mr.reeve said...

bigphatnotadouche, I guess we were typing at the same time. Cheers mate!

12:06 pm July, 21 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Oh he’s going to the dntist pretty soon I bet, but it’s not to fix his gnarly front chompers. He’s gonna get him some new gold fronts bitches.

12:11 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Beware fellow hunters. This is subtle new hand gesture # 279 the “Looks like horns but is really a double point”. The index finger is clearly pointing to Four Prongs while the pinkie is pointing to the PTP. The over-worked amoeba in his head is trying to convey two thoughts at one time and is failing miserably. Thought 1: “Since Four Prongs is transgendered, am I 0.5 prongs because I’m a hermaphrodite?” Thought 2: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?”

12:11 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This chick gets passed around more than ganja sticks at a Bob Marley festival.

12:17 pm July, 21 douche bagel said...

how much you wanna bet thats 4 prongs butthole remnants on his chin

12:27 pm July, 21 Wheezer said...

I’m just curious, Boss: do you have any photos of her licking that lollipop?

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I’m just askin’.

12:32 pm July, 21 Deltus said...

This chick gets passed around more than autographed cocaine straws at Paris Hilton’s birthday parties.

12:33 pm July, 21 Deltus said...

This chick gets passed around more than tins of Skoal at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.

12:34 pm July, 21 Deltus said...

This chick gets passed around more than a bong at a college frat party.

12:39 pm July, 21 Anonymous said...

She looks like the female, bleached version of Millennium ‘Bag.

12:46 pm July, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

He got those buck teeth from sucking his thumb…and sucking, and sucking, and sucking….

12:49 pm July, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

I have drawn many a hand in many a pose through the years, and THAT champagne grip of his is just plain weird. I mean, what sort of guy has miniature boobie peaks between his forefinger and baby finger?I’ve never seen such cleavite on a knuckle divide.

12:49 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This chick gets passed around more than a tube of lube at a gangbang.

12:50 pm July, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

There’s just NO EXCUSE for his head-shave-spike ‘do, except maybe a deranged barber in ‘Joisey.

12:54 pm July, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

She reminds me of something about a Munchkin and a lollipop song, but I’m not sure why.

1:00 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

This chick gets passed around more than a flute at Band Camp.

1:01 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

This chick gets passed around more than a tube of lip gloss at the Proompas’ while getting ready for the dance

1:01 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

This chick gets passed around more than a plastic pitcher at Mr. White’s Golden Anniversary parties.

1:02 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

This chick gets passed around more than the Valtrex on the set of Jersey Shore.

1:03 pm July, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

This chick gets passed around like a prag in San Quentin.

1:50 pm July, 21 creature said...

he’s gorilla jiz dribble… she’s 100% fake & plastic

1:52 pm July, 21 Steve L. said...

Maggie is moving up on the paid-to-pose circuit, she is.

and up up i mean down.

and by down i mean sideways.

3:17 pm July, 21 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Tonight at 11:00,

Megyn Kelly of Focks News goes under cover to expose the connection of the liberal douche lifestyle to Obama’s socialist policy’s!

(more to follow on glenn beck’s blackboard)

3:40 pm July, 21 massengill said...

This dude goes to the same barber as the Metaphysical Hooligan.

4:35 pm July, 21 Horace Dangleballs said...

This chick gets passed around more than the collection plate at Jebus’ church.

4:38 pm July, 21 Horace Dangleballs said...

I happened in on the secretary watching “The View” earlier today. Carol Channing was the guest. She’s 89 years old and her face is less plastic than this chick’s. If she opened a hot oven she’d melt and look like Skeletor.

8:48 pm July, 21 Darksock said...

“You were killed while drunk driving home from Rehab, Biff; welcome now to Douchebag Heaven. here’s your bottle service, your butt plug, and your Cabana o’ Eternity is over there by the huge shirtless man holding that girl’s tit in his massive hand.”

7:57 am July, 22 UFO Destroyers said...

Late to the party as usual, but she gets passed around more than LL in the Big House.

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What? Too soon.

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