Thursday, July 22, 2010
The Starhawk Puts on a Tie
Yesterday’s The Starhawk decided the best way to impress Anne’s parents was to don the proverbial tie and bring her a bouquet of blowpops.
Do I smell an early favorite for next week’s HCwDB of the Week?
Perhaps. But I also smell a strange odor coming from my stained carpet.
Stupid grape jelly stains. If only grape jelly wasn’t so tasty on bagels.
Dammit, Starhawk, grab your Squire bass and get to rehearsal on time. Fuccen inbred.
Oh good, now we have something to hang him with. I always hate it when I have to take the time to find a rope.
Anne looks like trouble. And by trouble I mean a drizzling of my personal recipe of cockk demi-glaze on thems perfect breasteses
Nice boobies on the semi-Asian Hott.
The Douche is full blown.
I know where I’d stick those candy canes.
Fucle off Starship.
Suddenly I have a taste for pad tai.
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And by pad tai, I mean Anne’s tasty mounds of enchantment.
Quartasian Miley makes my pants all smiley
I love her
Asain hottie and Asainbag all in one picture. Don’t forget to make that dentist appointment Starhawk.
After years of success with four and five year olds, Jason figured he’d finally hit the jackpot when he lured the hot, Eighteen-year-old Caucasian-Asian into his van with nothing more than candy canes, lollipops and the promise of a puppy.
DB1,
Next time you get hungry for a PB & J try this!
It’s probably a strap-on, errrr clip-on.
If only that tie was actually a long stream of blood flowing from a botched emergency tracheotomy.
She’s got the making of a kissy lips duck face, which saddens me, because when faced with boobs that perfect, you like to fantasize that the rest is perfect, too.
She is so asian hott, the Jade Palace restaurant hires her to keep the take out food warm.
I want none of this picture. Except maybe the blowpops.
So which of them had his necklace up their ass that night?
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OK, OK, it’s a gimme: it was Starhawk. His beads were hanging from his ass when he was found hanging from his closet with that tie…..and with “Kung Fu: Season 3” left in the DVD player.
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Too much?
She is so asian hott, she’s not allowed in downtown Tokyo between noon and 3 lest she melt the buildings.
@vin
He’d be ready to play, but his D string broke and he doesn’t know how to replace it. You’re going to have to help him out.
Nice cans.
There must be something in this: cock-asian.
You know, a white person with some eastern heritage. Or something. Fuck off.
Cool bracelets dude.
He wanted to play bass, but when he realised there was no B string, he just decided to play Ass instead.
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{{crickets}}
this turd could make me go all sadist german torture… now where’s my blowtorch, ramassrod & dental tools?
@ Creatch ^
Didn’t Mr. White return those yet? Pfffft. Fuccen men, you gotta tell ’em everything ten times….
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@ Mr. Reeve 8:34
Where in the nine levels of hell did you find such a ghastly item? I think the manwich-looking on scares me the most. Good God, when it’s too much work to make a sandwich, society collapses.
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She loses 20 points for the duckface and rosary. But she can earn them back by letting my play Tune In Tokyo with her.
Starhawk looks to be holding the same lollipop in his hand that the ptp in the original photo is holding in her hand.
hhmmm….I think I got an idea….
I stand corrected. Yesterday I called StarHawk a hermaphrodite. I take it back. “He” is the result of asexual reproduction from the oozing juices of a lanced anal wart from Four Prong’s ass. At least that would explain the hair “style”, chin fung, and facial features. She just figured out what that smell was.
she is so boinkable and he is so punchable
Lemme see…Samurai Scrote wore ties….
Lemme see…Samurai Scrote evoked Asian…
Something about this douchebag reminds me of Fish Slap….perhaps that supreme confidence in the face of so much scrotery and accessory Hott….
His candy is dandy, but to lick her is quicker.
Hairstyle and wardrobe choices such as his might be construed as
a) androgynous
b) Mardi Gras beads with evening clothes
c) department store shoplifting in douche disguise
d) anal beads signalling
she’s so Asian that, when asked to provide the line following「千山萬水總是情」during her Chinese poetry exam in high school, she wrote「多給一分行不行」.
… and that was the sound of a bad joke falling into Marianna’s Trench.