Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Are you a Spud Douche?
Are you a “Spud Douche?” Take this easy quiz and find out!
Q. Two uberhott blondes decide to make out. You decide to:
A. Watch and enjoy.
B. Silently give thanks to our culture’s double standards towards gender behavior.
C. Wait quietly and hope there’s some erotic spillover coming your way.
D. Find the nearest camera and make hand gestures.
If you answered “D,” The Spud Douche will now point out who is also a Spud Douche.
I think Betty Boop said it best:
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“Poo-Poo, Spud-Douche!”.
What’s more erotic is that the girls are deep-throating this:
That’s right; they’re deep throating a purple polymer stair balustrade.
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What?
these are the same two chicks from the pic with the ghost of elvis and dean martin. ya just knew it was going to get fun after some more drinks. i must be hanging out at the wrong spots.
A Haiku:
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She’s kind of old now
But I’d do Yarnell
Of “Shields and Yarnell”.
D’oh! Just found out that
Lorene Yarnell died last week;
My bad. I’m sad now…
E. Pull out dick and masturbate furiously.
E. Massebates like a burning rhesus monkey
E. Expunge a boiled egg from your ass.
Sweet titular delights Batman! Look at those things. Chad is so money for offering to drive them to the club, paying for their drinks, getting some pics for facebook, and dropping them back off at their apartment so he can go home and jerk it to porn from 1989 that he downloaded from limewire. I don’t care if that was a run-on sentence, you ain’t my high school English teacher. Unless Darksock really is Mrs. Olson.
E. Stand there leaning ridiculously to one side like Silly Party Candidate Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F’tang-F’tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.
Okay, no more abusing the image posting.
^ Jeez, the angles even match…but Spud has the sillier shirt and hair.
Could take a lot more photos of these two gals. Let’s see ’em in scantily clad outfits.
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And by clad I mean clod as in this guy is a fucking dolt.
I’ll bet a buck that Silver Star buttwad watching those luscious specimens tonguing each other is the closest he’s been to getting action since Grant took Richmond.
more pics of blondy big tits please
anyone who can wrest the boobalicious blondes from the Spud Douche qualifies for a Silver Star.
well, that’s just my opinion.
i,d like to hork down on those jumblies in the middle!!!
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i’m just sayin…
Spuds and Idaho Hot Potatoes just don’t mix.
Spud snaps it off to baseball cards
@Whooptie-
I miss Idaho Hott Potato. She was really nice.
The chix in these pix are stage 3 bleeth. They make me cringe.
I have to give this guy a “nottadouche.”
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PSYCHE!
This is MY KIND OF GIRL…
Two girls, one Spud…
^and thats all I got to say about that…
This dude has an oddly shaped dome…it bothers me that I noticed this first before I saw the chicks. I have this wierd thing for asymmetry. I hope.
I before E jack ass except in words like weird. Once again the American public school system fails.
Cliff Yablonski hates you.
Drunk in Seattle is what I am right now. Spud boy and his blonde whores make me wanna drink some more. You are a young know nothing if you ignore two whores making out. Fucking taintly Euro-trashbag!
Looks like the imported hotts from Joey Hoverbag. Looks like Joey missed the fun. Just as well.
The chick with the large chesticles looks kinda like Anna Nicole Smith…back when she was hot, not a rotting corpse like she is now.
Were I to watch that, I’d last about 5 seconds before erupting in my pants. Twice.
Seriously, bitches, can’t you see I’m working the camera here? F*cking move on or something. I can’t…did you catch my sideways peace? You did? You didn’t? F*ck bitches! Dude lets go somewhere else.
@ DarkSock 3:48
I have those things all over my house. Well, they’re wood. I have learned three things from your post there:
A. The proper name of said piece
B. That I’m not the only one who thinks they look like giant dongers. (I had a really hard time sanding them–had to do it by hand and I was laughing like a lunatic the whole time)
C. That my house would look way more awesome if the balustrades were glossy purple silicon.
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Spud douche needs to meet up with a potato masher.
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I mean this kind.
Holy Crap! A two-headed woman!