Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Are you a Spud Douche?

Are you a “Spud Douche?” Take this easy quiz and find out!

Q. Two uberhott blondes decide to make out. You decide to:

A. Watch and enjoy.

B. Silently give thanks to our culture’s double standards towards gender behavior.

C. Wait quietly and hope there’s some erotic spillover coming your way.

D. Find the nearest camera and make hand gestures.

If you answered “D,” The Spud Douche will now point out who is also a Spud Douche.

# posted by douchebag1
3:43 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

I think Betty Boop said it best:
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“Poo-Poo, Spud-Douche!”.
stdtr

3:48 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

What’s more erotic is that the girls are deep-throating this:
trtee

3:49 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

That’s right; they’re deep throating a purple polymer stair balustrade.

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What?

3:51 pm August, 4 Eliza Douchecoo said...

these are the same two chicks from the pic with the ghost of elvis and dean martin. ya just knew it was going to get fun after some more drinks. i must be hanging out at the wrong spots.

4:10 pm August, 4 Slightly Off-Topic Guy said...

A Haiku:
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She’s kind of old now
But I’d do Yarnell
Of “Shields and Yarnell”.
tt4eet

4:12 pm August, 4 Slightly Off-Topic Guy said...

D’oh! Just found out that

Lorene Yarnell died last week;

My bad. I’m sad now…

4:14 pm August, 4 Scooby Douche said...

E. Pull out dick and masturbate furiously.

4:17 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

E. Massebates like a burning rhesus monkey

4:17 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

E. Expunge a boiled egg from your ass.

4:18 pm August, 4 End the Haberdouchery said...

Sweet titular delights Batman! Look at those things. Chad is so money for offering to drive them to the club, paying for their drinks, getting some pics for facebook, and dropping them back off at their apartment so he can go home and jerk it to porn from 1989 that he downloaded from limewire. I don’t care if that was a run-on sentence, you ain’t my high school English teacher. Unless Darksock really is Mrs. Olson.

4:25 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

E. Stand there leaning ridiculously to one side like Silly Party Candidate Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F’tang-F’tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.
sdf
Okay, no more abusing the image posting.

4:27 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

^ Jeez, the angles even match…but Spud has the sillier shirt and hair.

4:38 pm August, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Could take a lot more photos of these two gals. Let’s see ’em in scantily clad outfits.

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And by clad I mean clod as in this guy is a fucking dolt.

4:38 pm August, 4 Horace Dangleballs said...

I’ll bet a buck that Silver Star buttwad watching those luscious specimens tonguing each other is the closest he’s been to getting action since Grant took Richmond.

4:44 pm August, 4 Anonymous said...

more pics of blondy big tits please

5:05 pm August, 4 Steve L. said...

anyone who can wrest the boobalicious blondes from the Spud Douche qualifies for a Silver Star.

5:06 pm August, 4 Steve L. said...

well, that’s just my opinion.

5:35 pm August, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

i,d like to hork down on those jumblies in the middle!!!

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i’m just sayin…

6:00 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Spuds and Idaho Hot Potatoes just don’t mix.

6:51 pm August, 4 creature said...

Spud snaps it off to baseball cards

7:08 pm August, 4 Troy Tempest said...

@Whooptie-

I miss Idaho Hott Potato. She was really nice.

The chix in these pix are stage 3 bleeth. They make me cringe.

7:11 pm August, 4 massengill said...

I have to give this guy a “nottadouche.”

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PSYCHE!

7:50 pm August, 4 Troy Tempest said...

This is MY KIND OF GIRL…

8:23 pm August, 4 G said...

Two girls, one Spud…

8:24 pm August, 4 G said...

^and thats all I got to say about that…

9:23 pm August, 4 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

This dude has an oddly shaped dome…it bothers me that I noticed this first before I saw the chicks. I have this wierd thing for asymmetry. I hope.

9:24 pm August, 4 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I before E jack ass except in words like weird. Once again the American public school system fails.

10:07 pm August, 4 fudgecake shitswamp said...

Cliff Yablonski hates you.

12:15 am August, 5 mr.reeve said...

Drunk in Seattle is what I am right now. Spud boy and his blonde whores make me wanna drink some more. You are a young know nothing if you ignore two whores making out. Fucking taintly Euro-trashbag!

6:06 am August, 5 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Looks like the imported hotts from Joey Hoverbag. Looks like Joey missed the fun. Just as well.

6:33 am August, 5 Eliza Douchecoo said...

The chick with the large chesticles looks kinda like Anna Nicole Smith…back when she was hot, not a rotting corpse like she is now.

7:29 am August, 5 Deltus said...

Were I to watch that, I’d last about 5 seconds before erupting in my pants. Twice.

7:32 am August, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Seriously, bitches, can’t you see I’m working the camera here? F*cking move on or something. I can’t…did you catch my sideways peace? You did? You didn’t? F*ck bitches! Dude lets go somewhere else.

8:04 am August, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DarkSock 3:48

I have those things all over my house. Well, they’re wood. I have learned three things from your post there:

A. The proper name of said piece

B. That I’m not the only one who thinks they look like giant dongers. (I had a really hard time sanding them–had to do it by hand and I was laughing like a lunatic the whole time)

C. That my house would look way more awesome if the balustrades were glossy purple silicon.

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Spud douche needs to meet up with a potato masher.

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I mean this kind.

11:43 am August, 5 Douche McAllister said...

Holy Crap! A two-headed woman!

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