Monday, August 9, 2010
Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn Just Voted
While prepping for the next HCwDB of the Week, Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn wanted to stop by and vote in the HCwDB of the Month.
And then pose for the next pic in the global modern art project, “iPhone Hottie/Douchey Bathroom Pics.” It’s being put together by a broad consortium of global artists and performers, including Banksy, Spike Jonze, Harmony Korine and Lilly Ledbetter.
The coffee table book, Hot Chicks and Douchebags Self Portraiture in Bathroom iPhone: The Global Artists Project, will be available from Simon Spotlight Entertainment in the Fall of 2012.
Wow, I guess this farking a-hole aint going away. He makes me break out into a rash.
There are these two Indonesian cuties – Sinta and Jojo – and they’ve made a song that is anti-douchebag, Keong Racun. Keong Racun means “poisonous Snail” and it means a man who expects sex on the first date.
Keong Racun. (The poisonous snail)
Hey.. You poisonous snail
Just know – new
First meeting invites sleep uh
your talk is not polite
You think I’m chicken
You flatter me
You’re teasing me
You pinch me
Uh I’m so Scared
Dont talk too much you want to bring happy happy
Uh you have not shame
Don’t talk too much you want to bring happy happy
Mouth moving motion
His eyes were bulging
looking at her sexy body
you have a filthy mind
It’s because you’re rich
I considered (you a) slut
Hey cowboy – Garlic chives
Invites the check-in and relax
Sorry sorry sorry sir
Do not underestimate me
Sorry sorry sorry sir
My girls are not cheap.
The douche disease spreads internationally, but so does the resistance.
i thought we were done with this guy boss. he fucking ruins my day
Brothabag coming on strong. The next weekly is his. The vomit is mine.
Damn, his Apple logo done got so big it took over the whole damn iPhone.
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Thanks for confirming what I already expected, Troy: Indonesian music sucks horse balls. And by “Indonesian” I mean “world”.
We cannot run from sickening hottie/douchey couplings. We must witness all.
– management
I think this guy is keeping score of how many chicks he can get into his bathroom with him.
I’m finding Brothabag Edgar to be more of Fembag than a straight ahead douche.
His eyes are a wee bit too twinkley , his facial hair a wee bit tedious and the fact that he’s probably the most popular senior at Garden Grove High School, disheartening
Next month’s wiener.
With hair like that and his damn chin strap and makeup (I guarantee he wears it he’s too purty.) he spends most of his time in the bathroom, might as well take a picture with your “date” in there.
Winnie the “Pooh” shower curtain is appropriate.
Brothabag needs a tailor to work on his dad’s coat for him.
Pedobear racks his imaginary shotgun in preparation to blow Brothabag Edgar’s head off.
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Is it just me or do all the underage “hotts” have the same look of “Oh fucck, not again. ANOTHER picture of your self. And me.”?
I no longer feel a part of this earth.
On the other side of that door, this guy does his thing.
Please, I seen enough of the Edgari simplex 3 to last me a lifetime. There’s a difference between Edgar and no Edgar: one lasts forever.
@ Mr. White,
That’s the best video I’ve ever cum across.
@ Mr. White
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You’re starting to frighten me. First that video two Friday’s ago and now this? Oddly, that’s what I imagined the playpen to look like. *holds ass closed tightly while edging towards the door*
@Mr. White, yet another great find. You made my day again. Thank you.
Mr. White….that was truly creepy!
@ Mr. White 12:49 pm
Talkin’ bout the midnight NAMBLA…
Edgar has some serious self love goin on… I’m sure he is trying daily to lengthen his penis in hopes that he may suck it
White, is that DarkSock’s creepier cousin, White Butt-er-Fly Face?
Christ if I get an iphone can I be a stupid asshole too?
You know the more you put your face out there, the more likely someone will punch it in…that is what’s good about internet pix.
@creature
Yes…that’s Darksock’s “cousin.” Darksock would never do anything like that himself. Never….
Admit it, Mr. White…that’s YOU.
@ Troy^
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The population of Indonesia just dropped to 3, 481 when they found you’d posted that song.
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@Mr. White^
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Does the principal know you’ve got a video camera secreted in the wall behind his camera?
^ I’ll second that.
She looks like yummy jailbait.
My testicles just shriveled up into my body cavity after viewing this picture.
Is it wrong that I watched Mr. White’s video twice?
Need we remind everyone that Mr. White is so badass his sliderule is made from his own petrified foreskin.
I don’t even know what that means. But I do know Mr. White is so badass he can site the tensile strength and surface viscosity of every stripper pole in the greater Las Vegas area.
Mr. White is so badass that he didn’t even turn the camera sideways during his video shoot.
Mr. White is so Badass he had the mask made from the skin of his inner thighs then stapled to his head.
Mr. White’s lip-sync skills can only be described as Bad-ass.
Mr. White can bust-a-move like a bad-ass.
Mr. White rubs the lotion on his skin like a badass.
After Mr. White’s badass video shoot he enjoyed Edgar’s liver with some chianti and perfectly done fava beans.
@ Mr. White:
I’m being totally serious, HOW did you find that? I really wanna know, but I really don’t. But I do. Holy shit. Scary confession time: I have that same mask in black, and I am dead serious in it. I would like to think I’m slightly less horrifying in it than this dude.
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Edgar seems to really pull the hott, even if they are wee hott. I’m theorizing he has one or more of the following:
1. Rich parents (he’s too young to be rich himself)
2. An incredible ability to listen to teenage girls babble on incessantly about Twilight, their feelings of worthlessness, and kitties.
3. An 11-inch cocck.
^ Yes, I’m dead serious in it. And about it. Nice work, dippyfuck.
Mr White’s most badass line:
“…after all, why not?”
Mr. White made that mask by kegeling Milk of Magnesia, pressed his ass against a plate glass window & farted
@medusa
What? You don’t repeatedly Google “I like boys + mask + lotion” on a daily basis?
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Believe it or not, I found that video on a site that does a lot of pop culture critique. The dude who writes it has a regular “My Hero” section where he links to a little YouTube vid or gif that he found amusing. This week, it was that vid.
Brothabag Edgar is obviously rooting for himself in the next weekly.
@Eliza Douchecoo
If you’re calling Gaybag, then we need a quorum. Then someone has to call-to-question, then . . .ah hell, I forgot Robert’s Rules of Order.
@Mr.White
Thanks a lot for that video. It looks like another night huddled in a corner with a bottle of No-Doz and a shotgun for me.
Mr WHite…obviously that video is the secret world of the Phantom of the Opera gone douchebag. Now, where is he holding Christine….and where are the yellow waters of his subterranean river whence he glides his boat amidst candles to the sound of organs piping?
Brothabag Edgar’s shower curtain is as juvenile as his get-up.
Come to think of it, he’d make a fine costume come Hallowe’en, if the marketers are paying any attention.
Being frames with the full facial chin fung, his face looks like a mask you could pull off at any time. Let me get the x-acto knife…
I was hoping not to hear a reasonable explanation on how Mr. White found the video…as for the mask, my guess its the last bukkaki party…hardened Milk of Magnesia is too far a stretch.