Monday, August 9, 2010

Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn Just Voted

While prepping for the next HCwDB of the Week, Brothabag Edgar and Josslyn wanted to stop by and vote in the HCwDB of the Month.

And then pose for the next pic in the global modern art project, “iPhone Hottie/Douchey Bathroom Pics.” It’s being put together by a broad consortium of global artists and performers, including Banksy, Spike Jonze, Harmony Korine and Lilly Ledbetter.

The coffee table book, Hot Chicks and Douchebags Self Portraiture in Bathroom iPhone: The Global Artists Project, will be available from Simon Spotlight Entertainment in the Fall of 2012.

# posted by douchebag1
11:55 am August, 9 mr.reeve said...

Wow, I guess this farking a-hole aint going away. He makes me break out into a rash.

11:55 am August, 9 Troy Tempest said...

There are these two Indonesian cuties – Sinta and Jojo – and they’ve made a song that is anti-douchebag, Keong Racun. Keong Racun means “poisonous Snail” and it means a man who expects sex on the first date.

Keong Racun. (The poisonous snail)

Hey.. You poisonous snail
Just know – new
First meeting invites sleep uh
your talk is not polite
You think I’m chicken
You flatter me
You’re teasing me
You pinch me
Uh I’m so Scared
Dont talk too much you want to bring happy happy
Uh you have not shame
Don’t talk too much you want to bring happy happy

Mouth moving motion
His eyes were bulging
looking at her sexy body
you have a filthy mind
It’s because you’re rich
I considered (you a) slut
Hey cowboy – Garlic chives
Invites the check-in and relax
Sorry sorry sorry sir
Do not underestimate me
Sorry sorry sorry sir
My girls are not cheap.

The douche disease spreads internationally, but so does the resistance.

11:59 am August, 9 douche bagel said...

i thought we were done with this guy boss. he fucking ruins my day

12:02 pm August, 9 soy bomb said...

Brothabag coming on strong. The next weekly is his. The vomit is mine.

12:03 pm August, 9 DarkSock said...

Damn, his Apple logo done got so big it took over the whole damn iPhone.
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Thanks for confirming what I already expected, Troy: Indonesian music sucks horse balls. And by “Indonesian” I mean “world”.

12:08 pm August, 9 douchebag1 said...

We cannot run from sickening hottie/douchey couplings. We must witness all.

– management

12:13 pm August, 9 Claude Douchenburg said...

I think this guy is keeping score of how many chicks he can get into his bathroom with him.

12:18 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

I’m finding Brothabag Edgar to be more of Fembag than a straight ahead douche.

His eyes are a wee bit too twinkley , his facial hair a wee bit tedious and the fact that he’s probably the most popular senior at Garden Grove High School, disheartening

12:19 pm August, 9 Wedgie said...

Next month’s wiener.

12:27 pm August, 9 Eliza Douchecoo said...

With hair like that and his damn chin strap and makeup (I guarantee he wears it he’s too purty.) he spends most of his time in the bathroom, might as well take a picture with your “date” in there.

12:37 pm August, 9 scrotum pole said...

Winnie the “Pooh” shower curtain is appropriate.

12:41 pm August, 9 End the Haberdouchery said...

Brothabag needs a tailor to work on his dad’s coat for him.

12:43 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pedobear racks his imaginary shotgun in preparation to blow Brothabag Edgar’s head off.
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Is it just me or do all the underage “hotts” have the same look of “Oh fucck, not again. ANOTHER picture of your self. And me.”?

12:46 pm August, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

I no longer feel a part of this earth.

12:49 pm August, 9 Mr. White said...

On the other side of that door, this guy does his thing.

12:51 pm August, 9 tall guy said...

Please, I seen enough of the Edgari simplex 3 to last me a lifetime. There’s a difference between Edgar and no Edgar: one lasts forever.

1:02 pm August, 9 Charles Nelson Riley to blockk. said...

@ Mr. White,
That’s the best video I’ve ever cum across.

1:05 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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You’re starting to frighten me. First that video two Friday’s ago and now this? Oddly, that’s what I imagined the playpen to look like. *holds ass closed tightly while edging towards the door*

1:06 pm August, 9 mr.reeve said...

@Mr. White, yet another great find. You made my day again. Thank you.

1:11 pm August, 9 creature said...

Mr. White….that was truly creepy!

1:12 pm August, 9 OMFUG said...

@ Mr. White 12:49 pm

Talkin’ bout the midnight NAMBLA…

1:12 pm August, 9 creature said...

Edgar has some serious self love goin on… I’m sure he is trying daily to lengthen his penis in hopes that he may suck it

1:14 pm August, 9 creature said...

White, is that DarkSock’s creepier cousin, White Butt-er-Fly Face?

1:24 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

Christ if I get an iphone can I be a stupid asshole too?
You know the more you put your face out there, the more likely someone will punch it in…that is what’s good about internet pix.

1:25 pm August, 9 Mr. White said...

@creature
Yes…that’s Darksock’s “cousin.” Darksock would never do anything like that himself. Never….

1:55 pm August, 9 DarkSock said...

Admit it, Mr. White…that’s YOU.

2:10 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@ Troy^
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The population of Indonesia just dropped to 3, 481 when they found you’d posted that song.
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@Mr. White^
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Does the principal know you’ve got a video camera secreted in the wall behind his camera?

2:10 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ I’ll second that.

2:41 pm August, 9 Douche B4 Dishonor said...

She looks like yummy jailbait.

2:48 pm August, 9 Sack O Douche said...

My testicles just shriveled up into my body cavity after viewing this picture.

3:09 pm August, 9 scrotum pole said...

Is it wrong that I watched Mr. White’s video twice?

3:11 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Need we remind everyone that Mr. White is so badass his sliderule is made from his own petrified foreskin.

3:14 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I don’t even know what that means. But I do know Mr. White is so badass he can site the tensile strength and surface viscosity of every stripper pole in the greater Las Vegas area.

3:16 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. White is so badass that he didn’t even turn the camera sideways during his video shoot.

3:25 pm August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mr. White is so Badass he had the mask made from the skin of his inner thighs then stapled to his head.

3:41 pm August, 9 scrotum pole said...

Mr. White’s lip-sync skills can only be described as Bad-ass.

3:42 pm August, 9 scrotum pole said...

Mr. White can bust-a-move like a bad-ass.

3:43 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. White rubs the lotion on his skin like a badass.

3:55 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After Mr. White’s badass video shoot he enjoyed Edgar’s liver with some chianti and perfectly done fava beans.

4:03 pm August, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. White:
I’m being totally serious, HOW did you find that? I really wanna know, but I really don’t. But I do. Holy shit. Scary confession time: I have that same mask in black, and I am dead serious in it. I would like to think I’m slightly less horrifying in it than this dude.
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Edgar seems to really pull the hott, even if they are wee hott. I’m theorizing he has one or more of the following:
1. Rich parents (he’s too young to be rich himself)
2. An incredible ability to listen to teenage girls babble on incessantly about Twilight, their feelings of worthlessness, and kitties.
3. An 11-inch cocck.

4:04 pm August, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Yes, I’m dead serious in it. And about it. Nice work, dippyfuck.

4:12 pm August, 9 scrotum pole said...

Mr White’s most badass line:
“…after all, why not?”

4:41 pm August, 9 creature said...

Mr. White made that mask by kegeling Milk of Magnesia, pressed his ass against a plate glass window & farted

4:45 pm August, 9 Mr. White said...

@medusa
What? You don’t repeatedly Google “I like boys + mask + lotion” on a daily basis?
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Believe it or not, I found that video on a site that does a lot of pop culture critique. The dude who writes it has a regular “My Hero” section where he links to a little YouTube vid or gif that he found amusing. This week, it was that vid.

5:06 pm August, 9 Steve L. said...

Brothabag Edgar is obviously rooting for himself in the next weekly.

6:34 pm August, 9 retard said...

@Eliza Douchecoo

If you’re calling Gaybag, then we need a quorum. Then someone has to call-to-question, then . . .ah hell, I forgot Robert’s Rules of Order.

6:37 pm August, 9 skrag2112 said...

@Mr.White

Thanks a lot for that video. It looks like another night huddled in a corner with a bottle of No-Doz and a shotgun for me.

9:25 pm August, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Mr WHite…obviously that video is the secret world of the Phantom of the Opera gone douchebag. Now, where is he holding Christine….and where are the yellow waters of his subterranean river whence he glides his boat amidst candles to the sound of organs piping?

9:28 pm August, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Brothabag Edgar’s shower curtain is as juvenile as his get-up.
Come to think of it, he’d make a fine costume come Hallowe’en, if the marketers are paying any attention.

6:44 am August, 10 Deltus said...

Being frames with the full facial chin fung, his face looks like a mask you could pull off at any time. Let me get the x-acto knife…

3:29 pm August, 10 G said...

I was hoping not to hear a reasonable explanation on how Mr. White found the video…as for the mask, my guess its the last bukkaki party…hardened Milk of Magnesia is too far a stretch.

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