Friday Haiku
Edgar the Turnip,
Douche pic of toxic kiss plaid.
Kendra’s spleen pukes stars.
Argyle Patel
Stars cascade down Nott-Hott’s side
Does my baby-bump show?
— SonnyChibaChoad
“Am I as a man?”
Quoth the craven, “Nevermore.”
– Edgar Allan Poo
— Wheezer
Prince Purple will Reign
Over greasy & plain Jane
And leave a huge stain
— saulgoode42
Chillin at the courthouse with
Homeless bleeth and star tats
Frolicking later
— Baleen
That tatt on her side
is like the Vietnam wall
of “Bra!” tributes, Bro!
— the douche is alright
Kendra just had to pee
But stayed for the make up tips
Don’t forget to wipe
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Careful there, Rajiv!
Your mortal foe – the TP
holder could wipe you!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
A splendid bathroom
marred by orange kissy face
toilet paper weeps
— Medusa Oblongata
Someone whack this guy please…
All that we see or
preen is but some chin fung and
ant trails of a douche
Rajiv rocks in his
new country. But how many
polyesters died?
Hey Roy, I agree,
but let’s try to do that in
the 5-7-5. ; )
It would seem to me
that one of these two greaseballs
got the wrong forecast
“Am I as a man?”
Quoth the craven, “Nevermore.”
– Edgar Allan Poo
Tearin’ up the clubs,
’tis the telltale preening of
this hideous douche!
He had promised her
views of marble opulence.
It’s the Lav. he cleans.
She is no Tina
With her hand on her white hip.
HOH denied!
That tatt on her side
is like the Vietnam wall
of “Bra!” tributes, Bro!
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/04/bra/
Gellin’ like Helen…..
Scroting through Scottsdale, he is…..
The Argyle Asshat!
Hurry up with the picture
Girl you need to work your abs
Late for my shift at Gap
Weekly frontrunner,
Boss is stuffin’ the ballot –
Stuff Edgar head first.
Raj does a duckface.
Which should buy him a ticket.
To get pecked to death.
^^This works much better
if “ballot” equals “toilet”;
I approve message.
Argyle Patel
Stars cascade down Nott-Hott’s side
Does my baby-bump show?
Kissy lips, gelled hair,
those stylin’, feminine threads…..
he longs for prison.
Even in the girls shower
The ladies don’t mind me hangin’
I am gaybag hear me roar
Chillin at the courthouse with
Homeless bleeth and star tats
Frolicking later
‘Twas a starry night.
Under the bathroom lamplight.
And forehead grease glair.
.
Edgar lurked about.
In the ladies room, no dout.
Gave Kendra a scare.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Alright Douche is right.
What’s with sweaters and swimsuits?
Someone is whacked out.
Quick! Call 911!
Zombie porn star’s head is stuck
To a pile of crap
In Montreaux bathroom,
some stupid with hair gel is
strange kind of woman.
Lovin the hott ladies
Even the skanky ones too
See what I mean
Careful there, Rajiv!
Your mortal foe – the TP
holder could wipe you!
Deep Purple hair and
lavender sweater have gays
knocking at back door.
Brass knuckle titty
why will you not punch Edgar
and end this horror?
Bathroom irony:
douchebags, bleeths always posing
right where they belong.
Kendra is not hott
Douche makes me want to vomit
Could be last night’s beer?
A splendid bathroom
marred by orange kissy face
toilet paper weeps
Pucker pud picture
proves patty’s pink paw print probes
pathetic penis.
The age old question
“Mirror, mirror on the wall….”
Fuck you! You’re both douche!
Edgar dresses large
Kendra sports her best two piece
Take restroom by storm
Star crossed lovers
Edgar hangin’ out in the bathroom at Gold’s
Doesn’t realize she lives there
Prince Purple will Reign
Over greasy & plain Jane
And leave a huge stain
The number of stars
are equal to all the times
she’s been shamed in pics
Kendra looks at pic
Does this suit make me look fat?
No, but your gunt sure does
Another chin strap
substitute for a jaw line
Argyle masks all sins
Joan Rivers’ bastard?
She’s had all that surgery
to crush resemblance.
One purple crowned boob
And one pathetic poser
But which one is which?
He hurts my colon
burn with pain like yesterday’s
inferno hot wings
Over in next stall,
George Michael’s masturbating;
Edgar’s next photo.
Argyle asshole and
anti-attractive Annie
are anal allies.
Just Like the cartoons
Stars explode after Kendra’s
Punched in the fart box
Ranesh depresses
His his family’s social rank
As scummy assholes
hisEdgar the gay vampire
not in the mirror behind them
he’ll NEVER die!
Boning a douchebag
demands a note that lasts:
a star on her side.
Irate douche takes pic
Of spackled in glory holes
At fave truck stop.
She leaned in for pic
and is now stuck to this dick;
gelled hair with glue stick?
Two shits in mens room
900 Foot Douchebag wants
to become prez’dent
at “his” fave truckstop…
In a bathroom stall
foreheads, torso’s press for pic
stench fills ladies room.
Kendra may go free
if one of her extensions
stuck to Chia head.
I pray shower heads
Don’t pump water but instead
Carbon Monoxide.
Gunt bleeth sports a tatt
of the universe. Her ass
hole is the black hole.
Pucker pud picture
proves patty’s pink paw print probes
pathetic penis.
Rajiv ruefully
redacts rogue rabble raising
right ‘R’m’. Ruth rams Raj.
^
OOPs. Didn’t need to leave my inspiration. Thanks Bag!
Bleeth’s crabs evolving
Can now blow star shaped bubbles
And snap IPhone pics.
Paw tit starlit blonde
argile incrusted douchebag
caution greasy floor
“check it out baby,
the world is ours!” said the poo
to the used tampon.
Lily-livered lout’s
lavender lavatory
lacks leeches, lye, lime.
Kendra just had to pee
But stayed for the make up tips
Don’t forget to wipe
^^Oh wait, the leeches
are in the photo. I whiffed on
alliteration.
Edgar demonstrates
How men can evolve their own
helmets with chin straps.
stamp stars fill the void
within kendras hollow body
lips stuck from inflate
No haiku action
today. Department chair will
let me ream student.
Must be bathroom at
the zoo. How else do you explain
lemur with camera.
I just flushed Edgar
and a few of his cousins;
is that TMI?
First act as Prez’dent
I outlaw pics in mirrors
Next: outlaw douchebags
Bahrain ‘Bag boy baits
bikini babe, but Balkans
balk because balls bust.
Practice made perfect
Edgar and Kendra take gold
At GloryHole Games
My God! It’s full of stars!
END TRANSMISSION
starry starry bleeth
paint your plaid with orange and poo
looking for her summers eve
with toilet paper judging you…
Wheezie needs a nap;
great haiku, everyone! I
can’t wait for the Pear!
Wapped greazzy douche in her arms
Lisa Bonet in a wind tunnel
They’re always after her lucky charms!
Guilty gunt girl gropes
greasy goblin going gay,
gives ghastly goo gape.
stupid work…
Her video name
Is “The Star-Spangled Jammer”;
He does ass porn too.
darksock @9:20 FTW!
YES!!!! FRONT PAGE HAIKU AT LAST!!! However, I hope I’m never up at 8am on a Friday again.
Kendra’s radiant
hair cannot overpower
dark forest of death.
fucking ARGYLE PATEL
-3ir-3r23=230irr23
that is the funniest shit i have seen in a month. Argyle Patel!!!!!