Friday, August 6, 2010

Friday Haiku

Edgar the Turnip,
Douche pic of toxic kiss plaid.
Kendra’s spleen pukes stars.

Argyle Patel
Stars cascade down Nott-Hott’s side
Does my baby-bump show?

— SonnyChibaChoad

“Am I as a man?”
Quoth the craven, “Nevermore.”
– Edgar Allan Poo

— Wheezer

Prince Purple will Reign
Over greasy & plain Jane
And leave a huge stain

— saulgoode42

Chillin at the courthouse with
Homeless bleeth and star tats
Frolicking later

— Baleen

That tatt on her side
is like the Vietnam wall
of “Bra!” tributes, Bro!

— the douche is alright

Kendra just had to pee
But stayed for the make up tips
Don’t forget to wipe

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Careful there, Rajiv!
Your mortal foe – the TP
holder could wipe you!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

A splendid bathroom
marred by orange kissy face
toilet paper weeps

— Medusa Oblongata

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 am August, 6 [KFH]ROY said...

Someone whack this guy please…

7:04 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

All that we see or
preen is but some chin fung and
ant trails of a douche

7:05 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Rajiv rocks in his
new country. But how many
polyesters died?

7:05 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Hey Roy, I agree,
but let’s try to do that in
the 5-7-5. ; )

7:06 am August, 6 the douche is alright said...

It would seem to me
that one of these two greaseballs
got the wrong forecast

7:07 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

“Am I as a man?”
Quoth the craven, “Nevermore.”
– Edgar Allan Poo

7:08 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Tearin’ up the clubs,
’tis the telltale preening of
this hideous douche!

7:09 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He had promised her
views of marble opulence.
It’s the Lav. he cleans.

7:11 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

She is no Tina
With her hand on her white hip.
HOH denied!

7:11 am August, 6 the douche is alright said...

That tatt on her side
is like the Vietnam wall
of “Bra!” tributes, Bro!

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/04/bra/

7:12 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Gellin’ like Helen…..
Scroting through Scottsdale, he is…..
The Argyle Asshat!

7:13 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Hurry up with the picture
Girl you need to work your abs
Late for my shift at Gap

7:16 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Weekly frontrunner,
Boss is stuffin’ the ballot –
Stuff Edgar head first.

7:16 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Raj does a duckface.
Which should buy him a ticket.
To get pecked to death.

7:17 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

^^This works much better
if “ballot” equals “toilet”;
I approve message.

7:19 am August, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Argyle Patel
Stars cascade down Nott-Hott’s side
Does my baby-bump show?

7:19 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Kissy lips, gelled hair,
those stylin’, feminine threads…..
he longs for prison.

7:19 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Even in the girls shower
The ladies don’t mind me hangin’
I am gaybag hear me roar

7:19 am August, 6 Baleen said...

Chillin at the courthouse with
Homeless bleeth and star tats
Frolicking later

7:21 am August, 6 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

‘Twas a starry night.
Under the bathroom lamplight.
And forehead grease glair.
.
Edgar lurked about.
In the ladies room, no dout.
Gave Kendra a scare.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:21 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Alright Douche is right.
What’s with sweaters and swimsuits?
Someone is whacked out.

7:22 am August, 6 saulgoode42 said...

Quick! Call 911!
Zombie porn star’s head is stuck
To a pile of crap

7:25 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

In Montreaux bathroom,
some stupid with hair gel is
strange kind of woman.

7:25 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Lovin the hott ladies
Even the skanky ones too
See what I mean

7:27 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Careful there, Rajiv!
Your mortal foe – the TP
holder could wipe you!

7:27 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Deep Purple hair and
lavender sweater have gays
knocking at back door.

7:29 am August, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Brass knuckle titty
why will you not punch Edgar
and end this horror?

7:30 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Bathroom irony:
douchebags, bleeths always posing
right where they belong.

7:30 am August, 6 Dicy said...

Kendra is not hott
Douche makes me want to vomit
Could be last night’s beer?

7:30 am August, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

A splendid bathroom
marred by orange kissy face
toilet paper weeps

7:31 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

Pucker pud picture
proves patty’s pink paw print probes
pathetic penis.

7:32 am August, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

The age old question
“Mirror, mirror on the wall….”
Fuck you! You’re both douche!

7:32 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Edgar dresses large
Kendra sports her best two piece
Take restroom by storm

7:32 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Star crossed lovers
Edgar hangin’ out in the bathroom at Gold’s
Doesn’t realize she lives there

7:32 am August, 6 saulgoode42 said...

Prince Purple will Reign
Over greasy & plain Jane
And leave a huge stain

7:33 am August, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

The number of stars
are equal to all the times
she’s been shamed in pics

7:34 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kendra looks at pic
Does this suit make me look fat?
No, but your gunt sure does

7:36 am August, 6 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Another chin strap
substitute for a jaw line
Argyle masks all sins

7:36 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Joan Rivers’ bastard?
She’s had all that surgery
to crush resemblance.

7:37 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

One purple crowned boob
And one pathetic poser
But which one is which?

7:38 am August, 6 Jaques Doucheteau said...

He hurts my colon
burn with pain like yesterday’s
inferno hot wings

7:41 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Over in next stall,
George Michael’s masturbating;
Edgar’s next photo.

7:41 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

Argyle asshole and
anti-attractive Annie
are anal allies.

7:42 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Just Like the cartoons
Stars explode after Kendra’s
Punched in the fart box

7:42 am August, 6 Jaques Doucheteau said...

Ranesh depresses
His his family’s social rank
As scummy assholes

7:43 am August, 6 Jaques Doucheteau said...

his

7:43 am August, 6 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Edgar the gay vampire
not in the mirror behind them
he’ll NEVER die!

7:46 am August, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Boning a douchebag
demands a note that lasts:
a star on her side.

7:46 am August, 6 Crucial Head said...

Irate douche takes pic
Of spackled in glory holes
At fave truck stop.

7:47 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

She leaned in for pic
and is now stuck to this dick;
gelled hair with glue stick?

7:48 am August, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Two shits in mens room
900 Foot Douchebag wants
to become prez’dent

7:49 am August, 6 Crucial Head said...

at “his” fave truckstop…

7:49 am August, 6 Claude Douchenburg said...

In a bathroom stall
foreheads, torso’s press for pic
stench fills ladies room.

7:49 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Kendra may go free
if one of her extensions
stuck to Chia head.

7:50 am August, 6 Crucial Head said...

I pray shower heads
Don’t pump water but instead
Carbon Monoxide.

7:50 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

Gunt bleeth sports a tatt
of the universe. Her ass
hole is the black hole.

7:50 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pucker pud picture
proves patty’s pink paw print probes
pathetic penis.

Rajiv ruefully
redacts rogue rabble raising
right ‘R’m’. Ruth rams Raj.

7:51 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

^
OOPs. Didn’t need to leave my inspiration. Thanks Bag!

7:52 am August, 6 Crucial Head said...

Bleeth’s crabs evolving
Can now blow star shaped bubbles
And snap IPhone pics.

7:53 am August, 6 Claude Douchenburg said...

Paw tit starlit blonde
argile incrusted douchebag
caution greasy floor

7:53 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

“check it out baby,
the world is ours!” said the poo
to the used tampon.

7:55 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Lily-livered lout’s
lavender lavatory
lacks leeches, lye, lime.

7:56 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kendra just had to pee
But stayed for the make up tips
Don’t forget to wipe

7:56 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

^^Oh wait, the leeches
are in the photo. I whiffed on
alliteration.

7:57 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

Edgar demonstrates
How men can evolve their own
helmets with chin straps.

8:01 am August, 6 Claude Douchenburg said...

stamp stars fill the void
within kendras hollow body
lips stuck from inflate

8:01 am August, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No haiku action
today. Department chair will
let me ream student.

8:03 am August, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Must be bathroom at
the zoo. How else do you explain
lemur with camera.

8:04 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

I just flushed Edgar
and a few of his cousins;
is that TMI?

8:08 am August, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

First act as Prez’dent
I outlaw pics in mirrors
Next: outlaw douchebags

8:12 am August, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bahrain ‘Bag boy baits
bikini babe, but Balkans
balk because balls bust.

8:25 am August, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Practice made perfect
Edgar and Kendra take gold
At GloryHole Games

8:36 am August, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

My God! It’s full of stars!

END TRANSMISSION

8:40 am August, 6 douche bagel said...

starry starry bleeth
paint your plaid with orange and poo
looking for her summers eve
with toilet paper judging you…

8:54 am August, 6 Wheezer said...

Wheezie needs a nap;
great haiku, everyone! I
can’t wait for the Pear!

8:56 am August, 6 Captain Garanichode said...

Wapped greazzy douche in her arms
Lisa Bonet in a wind tunnel
They’re always after her lucky charms!

9:10 am August, 6 Bag Margera said...

Guilty gunt girl gropes
greasy goblin going gay,
gives ghastly goo gape.

9:19 am August, 6 DarkSock said...

stupid work…

9:20 am August, 6 DarkSock said...

Her video name
Is “The Star-Spangled Jammer”;
He does ass porn too.

9:39 am August, 6 douche bagel said...

darksock @9:20 FTW!

1:45 pm August, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

YES!!!! FRONT PAGE HAIKU AT LAST!!! However, I hope I’m never up at 8am on a Friday again.

3:00 pm August, 6 Steve L. said...

Kendra’s radiant
hair cannot overpower
dark forest of death.

12:35 am August, 7 sawzall said...

fucking ARGYLE PATEL

-3ir-3r23=230irr23

that is the funniest shit i have seen in a month. Argyle Patel!!!!!

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