Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Neil Hardy’s Kegger at Moms Rages On
Earlier this week we met Neil Hardy, Jr. Douchebag, the whitest gangsta, and distant relation to the Hardy Plague.
Here he is busting the bling and gangsta pose while his moms is out of town as he pulls all the local hotts from the greater Des Moines area.
While Nottabrothabag Pete chills, and Uberhott Heather causes puppies to catch fire from her smoldering and potent fertility.
I would windsurf in a paisley mumu in front of the meanest kids from 6th grade just for the chance to sniff her mom’s accountant’s bald spot.
HCO?
hard
cock
oogler
finger on the back of shirt points at neil
harbors
cock
orifices
finger points at neil
She’s sweet looking. I’d love to hear choking sounds coming from that lovely face.
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Wait, what?
Is nothing safe from the grips of Ed Tardy? It appears that Heather is drinking the newest cooking sherry from the bastard in an Ed Tardy measuring cup while standing behind an Ed Tardy 5 gallon pot sitting on Ed Tardy dish towels in a kitchen with cabinets made by (you already guessed it) Ed Tardy. My love for things culinary has been tainted forever. *sighs a sad trombone style while putting barrel of .45 in mouth*
Hammers
Colons
Only
At least they cleaned the stock pot they used for a gravity bong.
Hot
Cockroach
Orifices
Hobo
Cum
Only
Horses
Can’t
Osculate
(much to Darksock’s dismay)
Little did Stacy know what the boys planned to do with that shot of Canola Oil.
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It didn’t involve her though.
I love that this kid is trying to “look hard” for the camera. He’s about as hard as a condom filled with Miracle Whip.
Hard
Core
Oral
Holy
Crapping
Ospreys!
(You kinda have to say it like Robin. *CUNCH!*)
High
Calorie
Orgasms
Head
Choad
Overlord
neil stars in the new series “chili hat cook off” on the lesser rated network HCO
He
Chugs
Olestra
Humps
Creamy
Ovaries
Hamster
Core
Orgy
Hairy
Clam
Overload
Brothabag Pete rockin’ the Braves cap!
Humping
Cones of
Orange
Heaves
Chowder
Omelets
He
Can’t
Ovulate
Homoeraotic
Caboose
Orgasm
He
Cums
Outside
Hemp
Chuffing
Orangutan
Humping
Cats
Orally
Wow. A new spelling for homoerotic. What will I come up with next?
Hymen
Clap
Obstetrician
Heifer
Cow
Orgasmer
Heavy
Cockk
Orbiter
Hole
Cramming
Odor
Huge
Cock
Office
High School
Cum
Oven
Heavy
Callipygous
Ostrich
High
Cholesterol
Oinker
He
Chews
OxyContin
Neil’s parents need a good kick in the face for letting this high school taint get this douched up before he turns 18.
Has
Chlamydia
Only
Hand
Chugging
Orgasms
He
Craves
Oyster Juice
Heroin
Champion
Overdoser
Herpes
Came
Off
Half
Cocked
Overcompensator
Hair
Clogged
Orifice
Hot
Cum
Overspray
Hate
Crime
Ombudsman
He
Craves
Onions?
Hardy
Can
Opener
His
Car
Over Heated
His
Crank
Over Shot
He
Circumnavigates
Orifices
Her
Cunt
Over Powers
Hand
Cranked
Oboe
Hand
Cramped
Oversexer
Hirsute
Cake
Opening
Head
Chicken
Outsourcer
Head
Check
Outpost
Hindu
Chimp
Oscillator
Horse
Chewed
Overcoats
Hot
Crap
Opening
Her
Cans?
Orange.
Hiatus
Cocks
Only
LMAO… I love how every other C is a cum or cock, you guys make my day so bright.
Hemorrhoid
Cream
Overdose
Hot
Chick
Observer
.
Head
Cheese
Omelette
Humid
Colon
Odor
“I would windsurf in a paisley mumu in front of the meanest kids from 6th grade just for the chance to sniff her mom’s accountant’s bald spot.”
Been reading this site for a while… funniest “I would” ever.
Has
Catheter
Options
Helps
Octogenarians
Orgasm
Has
Colon
Open
Herpes
Contracted
Orally
Has
Cockk
Overbite
Hardy
Crap
Overdose
We might have a contender for the weekly here with young Ed. He’s bringing the old school and nothing says old school like
{a href=”http://www.guccicollection.com/gucci-bucket-hat-with-black-embossed-gucci-logo-p-275.html”}Gucci Bucket Hat{/a}
I meant
HCwDB
What I really meant was
Gucci Bucket Hat,
Hat
Covers
Orangutan
Hairy
Chewbacca’s
Oratory
Half
Cooked
Oompa-Loompa
Hamster
Crotch
Original
@ Dr. BHD 1:27 You’re correct, that is the latin spelling. Nice work! 😉
.
Happily
Copulating
Oysters
Halitosis
Chokes
Ovines
He
Cums
Orangina
Hermit
Crab
Overdrive
.
WTF?
Horny
Crazed
Ostrich
Hand
Coaxed
Orgasm
Hi-speed
Catapult
Object
Fuck you, WordPress, I will NOT slow down! Can’t stop the rock!!!!
.
Horribly
Crushed
Ovaries
(Stackhouse wuz heer)
Hungry
Crocodile
Offering
herb
crammed
overdose
Hot
Chocolate
Omnipotence
Humps
Cranky
Otters
Hat
Chump =
Ovalteen
Hot
Candle
Openings
Hen
Cackle
Omission
Horrible
Creamy
Odor
Hemi
Charged
Octopi
Humped
Child-bearing
Octomom
Humps
Cadaver
Orifices
Hand
Cramping
Overstroking
He
Chews
Ovaries
Ya gotta like that hott!
Hip
Cocksucking
Octopus
Neil Hardy time travelled to 1993 where he met the Fresh Prince od Bel Air.
^
of
Hirsute
Clam
Opener
Handjobs
Caucasian
Organgrinders
He likes them wide and in the kitchen where they are comfortable enough for the interracial procedings to commence.
MOM…! I found my tin hat… Finally the Hardy Aliens will leave my brain alone
I would chew a frozen hotdog from her poo funnel then re-insert and repeat
Hep
Cat
Overlord
Head
Crucial
Only.
.
Fuck YOU work!!11!!!!
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*but i gotsta gets paid*
Uberhott Heather to the Hall of Hott STAT.
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Check her ID first, however.
Hentai
Cures
Ovarian cancer
Hermit
Crab
Orifice
High Colonic Orchestra. You guys must have missed the 70’s.
Medusa 2:42 FTW
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Happily
Chowing
Oxycodone
Hermaphrodite’s
Challenging
Options
Heavily
Creamed
Onion booty
Hand
Challenged
Obstetrician
Her
Crusty
Opening
Hypogonadism
Creates
Overjoy
Hermaphroditic
Cephalopod
Orgy
Hopeless
Creepy
Orations
Hardened
Criminal
Organ
Hanging
Chapped
Onions
Herp
Covered
Orafice
heinous
Cardiac
Operation
Herpetic
Cankle
Oligodactyly
Hairy
Canker
Oncology
DS @3:23
.
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Hep Cat Overlord= Gene Vincent
Hemorrhoid
Cunt
Ogre
He
Cums
Oyster
Hillary
Clinton’s
Orphan
Hindu
Crane
Operator
Hemp
Causes
Overeating
Harmless
Cockk
Ointment
Hidden
Cleavite
Oom-pa-pas
Happy
Curvy
Orgasmadolly
Hoochie
Coochie
Oo-la-las
His
Cock’s
On-switched
High
Colonic
Outlet
Hugs
Cause
Orgasms
Hernias
Create
Cramps
oops….
Hernias
Create
Outblasts
His
Cum
Oscillates
He’s
Castrated,
Oops!
Hell
Chilleth
Over
Hellacious
Coldhearted
Ogre
Hurls
Curdled
Oatmeal
Heavenly
Cum
Overload
Happy
California
Ogler
Hot
Crossed
Ostriches
Hermaphrodite
Cock
Operation
Huge
Cans
Oscillating
His
Chapped
Orifice
Hanging
Chads
Only
Huge
Cocks
Only
Hand
Charged
Orgasm
Hardy
Clothes
Only
(barf)
His
Cock is
Ours
He
Craves
Oprah
Huge
Cans
Overkill
Holy
Catholic
Obermeister
Holy torpedos, Vin, she has to be on C-PAP alright already! No wya can she breathe at night with those Alaska sized melons.
Hardy
Clueless
Overconsumer
Hard-on
Coming
On
Nottabrothabag Pete sincerely
Hopes
Couple
Overdoses
Hit
Ch
Oo!
Nottabrothabag Pete sincerely
.
Hates
Consumers’
Opulence
Healthy
Cocks
Only
The motto of Nottabrothabag Pete’s Foundation:
.
Helping
Choads
Overcome…
.
…two at a time.
Nottabrothabag Pete
.
Hopes
Camerawork’s
Obscured.
Had
Crabs
Once
Nottabrothabag Pete’s presence
.
Hinders
Complete
Omni-Douche-osity.
Hardcore
Oxygenarian
–
go Kingdom of Loathing!
Head
Compost
Octopus
Worth a click:
Nyjer Morgan gets clotheslined while rushing the mound. As they say in the NHL “Gotta keep your head on a swivel”
Click–
She is a fine specimen of womanhood in full bloom. There is other people in the picture? I have them on mental block.
Hardly
Carnivorous
Osprey
High
Calibre
Orrator
Heathan
Communist
Oppressor
Hinged
Closet
Openings
Hardly
Coherrent
Octagenarian
Home
Cooked
Onions
Heavenly
Char-broiled
Opossum
Huffing
Castor
Oil
Hatchet
Castration,
Objectionable
193rd. Suck it Trebek.
Hairless
Chimp
Omen
Heaving
Cans
Ogler
Horrid
Crusty
Orifice
Has to
Crap
Outside
Husky
Crammed
Oranges
Party rages on, and so does this thread.
Hamster
Colonic
Overfiend
Humming
Cock
Orchestra
Heating
Cooked
Ovaries
Huge
Cocks
Only
Holes
Concrete
Oblongs
Harry
Cums
Over
Hot
Cock
Oven
Homely
Chocolate
Oreo
Hiccup,
Cough,
Oops!
High
Castratis
Oversing
Humped
Camel
Overturned
Half
Cocked
Oldbag
Highly
Corrupt
Orator
Humpback
Cetacean
Ocean-divers
Her
Clit’s
Oblong
Happy
Campers
Oversleep
Huffing
Causes
Overdoses
Hooch
Confuses
Oenophiles
He
Coaches
Obama
His
Cock
Overheats
Here
Comes
Oompa-loompa
Hide the
Coke in the
Oven, NOW!
Holy
Crap!
Oinkers!
Hard
Core
Orange