Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Neil Hardy’s Kegger at Moms Rages On


Earlier this week we met Neil Hardy, Jr. Douchebag, the whitest gangsta, and distant relation to the Hardy Plague.

Here he is busting the bling and gangsta pose while his moms is out of town as he pulls all the local hotts from the greater Des Moines area.

While Nottabrothabag Pete chills, and Uberhott Heather causes puppies to catch fire from her smoldering and potent fertility.

I would windsurf in a paisley mumu in front of the meanest kids from 6th grade just for the chance to sniff her mom’s accountant’s bald spot.

# posted by douchebag1
1:01 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

HCO?
hard
cock
oogler

1:01 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

finger on the back of shirt points at neil

1:04 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

harbors
cock
orifices

finger points at neil

1:08 pm September, 1 Deltus said...

She’s sweet looking. I’d love to hear choking sounds coming from that lovely face.
.
.
.
.
Wait, what?

1:11 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is nothing safe from the grips of Ed Tardy? It appears that Heather is drinking the newest cooking sherry from the bastard in an Ed Tardy measuring cup while standing behind an Ed Tardy 5 gallon pot sitting on Ed Tardy dish towels in a kitchen with cabinets made by (you already guessed it) Ed Tardy. My love for things culinary has been tainted forever. *sighs a sad trombone style while putting barrel of .45 in mouth*

1:11 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hammers
Colons
Only

1:15 pm September, 1 massengill said...

At least they cleaned the stock pot they used for a gravity bong.

1:18 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hot
Cockroach
Orifices

1:19 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hobo
Cum
Only

1:19 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Horses
Can’t
Osculate
(much to Darksock’s dismay)

1:20 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Little did Stacy know what the boys planned to do with that shot of Canola Oil.
.
It didn’t involve her though.

1:21 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I love that this kid is trying to “look hard” for the camera. He’s about as hard as a condom filled with Miracle Whip.

1:23 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hard
Core
Oral

1:23 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Holy
Crapping
Ospreys!
(You kinda have to say it like Robin. *CUNCH!*)

1:23 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

High
Calorie
Orgasms

1:23 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Head
Choad
Overlord

1:23 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

neil stars in the new series “chili hat cook off” on the lesser rated network HCO

1:25 pm September, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

He
Chugs
Olestra

1:25 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Humps
Creamy
Ovaries

1:25 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hamster
Core
Orgy

1:25 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hairy
Clam
Overload

1:25 pm September, 1 Bag A said...

Brothabag Pete rockin’ the Braves cap!

1:25 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Humping
Cones of
Orange

1:26 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Heaves
Chowder
Omelets

1:26 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

He
Can’t
Ovulate

1:26 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Homoeraotic
Caboose
Orgasm

1:26 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

He
Cums
Outside

1:27 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hemp
Chuffing
Orangutan

1:27 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Humping
Cats
Orally

1:27 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. A new spelling for homoerotic. What will I come up with next?

1:27 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hymen
Clap
Obstetrician

1:28 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Heifer
Cow
Orgasmer

1:28 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Heavy
Cockk
Orbiter

1:29 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hole
Cramming
Odor

1:30 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Huge
Cock
Office

1:30 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

High School
Cum
Oven

1:31 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Heavy
Callipygous
Ostrich

1:32 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

High
Cholesterol
Oinker

1:33 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

He
Chews
OxyContin

1:33 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

Neil’s parents need a good kick in the face for letting this high school taint get this douched up before he turns 18.

1:33 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Has
Chlamydia
Only

1:33 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hand
Chugging
Orgasms

1:33 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

He
Craves
Oyster Juice

1:33 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Heroin
Champion
Overdoser

1:34 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Herpes
Came
Off

1:34 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Half
Cocked
Overcompensator

1:34 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hair
Clogged
Orifice

1:35 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hot
Cum
Overspray

1:35 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hate
Crime
Ombudsman

1:36 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He
Craves
Onions?

1:37 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hardy
Can
Opener

1:39 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

His
Car
Over Heated

1:39 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

His
Crank
Over Shot

1:40 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He
Circumnavigates
Orifices

1:40 pm September, 1 Sack O Douche said...

Her
Cunt
Over Powers

1:41 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hand
Cranked
Oboe

1:41 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hand
Cramped
Oversexer

1:41 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hirsute
Cake
Opening

1:42 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Head
Chicken
Outsourcer

1:42 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Head
Check
Outpost

1:43 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hindu
Chimp
Oscillator

1:43 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Horse
Chewed
Overcoats

1:43 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hot
Crap
Opening

1:44 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Her
Cans?
Orange.

1:45 pm September, 1 mehoff said...

Hiatus
Cocks
Only

1:45 pm September, 1 chaserofthehott said...

LMAO… I love how every other C is a cum or cock, you guys make my day so bright.

1:50 pm September, 1 mr.reeve said...

Hemorrhoid
Cream
Overdose

1:53 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hot
Chick
Observer
.

1:56 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Head
Cheese
Omelette

1:58 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Humid
Colon
Odor

1:58 pm September, 1 Pass The Douchie said...

“I would windsurf in a paisley mumu in front of the meanest kids from 6th grade just for the chance to sniff her mom’s accountant’s bald spot.”

Been reading this site for a while… funniest “I would” ever.

2:04 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Has
Catheter
Options

2:04 pm September, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Helps
Octogenarians
Orgasm

2:06 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Has
Colon
Open

2:13 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Herpes
Contracted
Orally

2:13 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Has
Cockk
Overbite

2:14 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hardy
Crap
Overdose

2:15 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

We might have a contender for the weekly here with young Ed. He’s bringing the old school and nothing says old school like
{a href=”http://www.guccicollection.com/gucci-bucket-hat-with-black-embossed-gucci-logo-p-275.html”}Gucci Bucket Hat{/a}

2:16 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I meant

HCwDB

2:17 pm September, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

What I really meant was
Gucci Bucket Hat,

2:18 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hat
Covers
Orangutan

2:21 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hairy
Chewbacca’s
Oratory

2:21 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Half
Cooked
Oompa-Loompa

2:34 pm September, 1 Sack O Douche said...

Hamster
Crotch
Original

2:40 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. BHD 1:27 You’re correct, that is the latin spelling. Nice work! 😉
.
Happily
Copulating
Oysters

2:41 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Halitosis
Chokes
Ovines

2:41 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

He
Cums
Orangina

2:41 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hermit
Crab
Overdrive
.
WTF?

2:42 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Horny
Crazed
Ostrich

2:42 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hand
Coaxed
Orgasm

2:44 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hi-speed
Catapult
Object

2:44 pm September, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuck you, WordPress, I will NOT slow down! Can’t stop the rock!!!!
.
Horribly
Crushed
Ovaries
(Stackhouse wuz heer)

2:51 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hungry
Crocodile
Offering

2:52 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

herb
crammed
overdose

2:52 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hot
Chocolate
Omnipotence

2:52 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Humps
Cranky
Otters

2:53 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hat
Chump =
Ovalteen

2:53 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Hot
Candle
Openings

2:53 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hen
Cackle
Omission

2:54 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Horrible
Creamy
Odor

2:54 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hemi
Charged
Octopi

2:54 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Humped
Child-bearing
Octomom

2:55 pm September, 1 douche bagel said...

Humps
Cadaver
Orifices

2:55 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hand
Cramping
Overstroking

3:02 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He

Chews

Ovaries

3:04 pm September, 1 clam fist said...

Ya gotta like that hott!

3:05 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hip

Cocksucking

Octopus

3:06 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Neil Hardy time travelled to 1993 where he met the Fresh Prince od Bel Air.

3:07 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^

of

3:09 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hirsute

Clam

Opener

3:11 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Handjobs

Caucasian

Organgrinders

3:14 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He likes them wide and in the kitchen where they are comfortable enough for the interracial procedings to commence.

3:17 pm September, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

MOM…! I found my tin hat… Finally the Hardy Aliens will leave my brain alone

3:21 pm September, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

I would chew a frozen hotdog from her poo funnel then re-insert and repeat

3:23 pm September, 1 DarkSock said...

Hep
Cat
Overlord

4:13 pm September, 1 Crucial Head said...

Head
Crucial
Only.
.
Fuck YOU work!!11!!!!
.
*but i gotsta gets paid*

4:51 pm September, 1 soy bomb said...

Uberhott Heather to the Hall of Hott STAT.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Check her ID first, however.

5:43 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hentai
Cures
Ovarian cancer

5:43 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hermit
Crab
Orifice

5:45 pm September, 1 Wedgie said...

High Colonic Orchestra. You guys must have missed the 70’s.

5:47 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Medusa 2:42 FTW
.
.
.
Happily
Chowing
Oxycodone

5:48 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Hermaphrodite’s
Challenging
Options

5:48 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Heavily
Creamed
Onion booty

5:54 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hand
Challenged
Obstetrician

5:55 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her
Crusty
Opening

5:56 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hypogonadism
Creates
Overjoy

5:57 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hermaphroditic
Cephalopod
Orgy

5:59 pm September, 1 Troy Tempest said...

Hopeless
Creepy
Orations

6:01 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hardened
Criminal
Organ

6:04 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Hanging
Chapped
Onions

6:06 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Herp
Covered
Orafice

6:10 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

heinous
Cardiac
Operation

6:10 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Herpetic
Cankle
Oligodactyly

6:12 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hairy
Canker
Oncology

6:13 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

DS @3:23
.
.
Hep Cat Overlord= Gene Vincent

6:16 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hemorrhoid
Cunt
Ogre

6:19 pm September, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He
Cums
Oyster

6:29 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Hillary
Clinton’s
Orphan

6:42 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Hindu
Crane
Operator

6:45 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Hemp
Causes
Overeating

6:58 pm September, 1 scrotum pole said...

Harmless
Cockk
Ointment

7:13 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hidden
Cleavite
Oom-pa-pas

7:14 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Happy
Curvy
Orgasmadolly

7:14 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hoochie
Coochie
Oo-la-las

7:18 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His
Cock’s
On-switched

7:19 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

High
Colonic
Outlet

7:20 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hugs
Cause
Orgasms

7:21 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hernias
Create
Cramps

7:22 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

oops….

Hernias
Create
Outblasts

7:31 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His
Cum
Oscillates

7:32 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He’s
Castrated,
Oops!

7:36 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hell
Chilleth
Over

7:37 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hellacious
Coldhearted
Ogre

7:40 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hurls
Curdled
Oatmeal

7:41 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Heavenly
Cum
Overload

7:46 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Happy
California
Ogler

7:51 pm September, 1 massengill said...

Hot
Crossed
Ostriches

7:51 pm September, 1 BagA said...

Hermaphrodite
Cock
Operation

8:54 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Huge
Cans
Oscillating

8:56 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

His
Chapped
Orifice

8:56 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

Hanging
Chads
Only

8:57 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

Huge
Cocks
Only

8:57 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

Hand
Charged
Orgasm

8:59 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

Hardy
Clothes
Only

(barf)

9:00 pm September, 1 08ArmyDoc said...

His
Cock is
Ours

9:00 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He
Craves
Oprah

9:01 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Huge
Cans
Overkill

9:05 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holy
Catholic
Obermeister

9:07 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holy torpedos, Vin, she has to be on C-PAP alright already! No wya can she breathe at night with those Alaska sized melons.

9:08 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hardy
Clueless
Overconsumer

9:09 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hard-on
Coming
On

9:10 pm September, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nottabrothabag Pete sincerely

Hopes
Couple
Overdoses

9:11 pm September, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hit
Ch
Oo!

9:12 pm September, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nottabrothabag Pete sincerely
.
Hates
Consumers’
Opulence

9:13 pm September, 1 soy bomb said...

Healthy
Cocks
Only

9:20 pm September, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

The motto of Nottabrothabag Pete’s Foundation:
.
Helping
Choads
Overcome…
.
…two at a time.

9:24 pm September, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nottabrothabag Pete
.
Hopes
Camerawork’s
Obscured.

9:24 pm September, 1 soy bomb said...

Had
Crabs
Once

9:28 pm September, 1 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nottabrothabag Pete’s presence
.
Hinders
Complete
Omni-Douche-osity.

10:53 pm September, 1 Steve L. said...

Hardcore
Oxygenarian

go Kingdom of Loathing!

10:53 pm September, 1 Steve L. said...

Head
Compost
Octopus

11:09 pm September, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Worth a click:
Nyjer Morgan gets clotheslined while rushing the mound. As they say in the NHL “Gotta keep your head on a swivel”
Click

1:44 am September, 2 cupid stunts vs ballwashers said...

She is a fine specimen of womanhood in full bloom. There is other people in the picture? I have them on mental block.

4:34 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Hardly
Carnivorous
Osprey

4:35 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

High
Calibre
Orrator

4:36 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Heathan
Communist
Oppressor

4:36 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Hinged
Closet
Openings

4:42 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Hardly
Coherrent
Octagenarian

4:51 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Home
Cooked
Onions

5:44 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Heavenly
Char-broiled
Opossum

6:15 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Huffing
Castor
Oil

6:22 am September, 2 scrotum pole said...

Hatchet
Castration,
Objectionable

8:36 am September, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

193rd. Suck it Trebek.

9:54 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

Hairless
Chimp
Omen

9:55 am September, 2 DarkSock said...

Heaving
Cans
Ogler

12:05 pm September, 2 skrag2112 said...

Horrid
Crusty
Orifice

12:05 pm September, 2 skrag2112 said...

Has to
Crap
Outside

12:07 pm September, 2 skrag2112 said...

Husky
Crammed
Oranges

12:08 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Party rages on, and so does this thread.

12:09 pm September, 2 skrag2112 said...

Hamster
Colonic
Overfiend

12:11 pm September, 2 skrag2112 said...

Humming
Cock
Orchestra

12:21 pm September, 2 mr.reeve said...

Heating
Cooked
Ovaries

12:54 pm September, 2 G said...

Huge
Cocks
Only

12:56 pm September, 2 G said...

Holes
Concrete
Oblongs

12:56 pm September, 2 G said...

Harry
Cums
Over

12:58 pm September, 2 G said...

Hot
Cock
Oven

1:38 pm September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Homely
Chocolate
Oreo

7:24 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hiccup,
Cough,
Oops!

7:26 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

High
Castratis
Oversing

7:29 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Humped
Camel
Overturned

7:31 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Half
Cocked
Oldbag

7:33 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Highly
Corrupt
Orator

7:36 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Humpback
Cetacean
Ocean-divers

7:44 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Her
Clit’s
Oblong

7:45 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Happy
Campers
Oversleep

7:49 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Huffing
Causes
Overdoses

7:50 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hooch
Confuses
Oenophiles

7:51 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He
Coaches
Obama

7:53 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His
Cock
Overheats

7:55 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Here
Comes
Oompa-loompa

7:56 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hide the
Coke in the
Oven, NOW!

8:00 pm September, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Holy
Crap!
Oinkers!

11:19 pm September, 2 Stephanie said...

Hard
Core
Orange

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