Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Breaking: The Melbourne Council Responds to Ed Hardy
In the war on douchebaggery, Australia leads the way.
All ‘bag hunters should learn, pay respects and honor the glorious Australian response.
haha, this is hilarious.
Eff yeah.
Right on Aussies!!!!!
WOW. :O
Before you beat me can you change out of that bedazzled wife-beater into a plain wife-beater? Thanks, now I can take your beating a little more seriously.
That’s great, but I think the author is putting waaayy too much faith in ‘bags reading and comprehension skills.
Wait. I meant “skillz”.
That’s fucking awesome!
Good on ye’ mate!
1. Facebook’d.
2. I wqas late to the Natural Selection entry with this and believe it deserves more air-time:
A Scene from Taxi Doucher:
bleeth: “God you’re square.”
Army of Douche-ness: Hey, I’m not square, you’re the one that’s square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin’ creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you give your little pussy for peanuts and redbull? For some low-life scrote-wank who fist-pumps to kesha “hard house” remixes in a bedazzled wifebeater and I’m square? You’re the one that’s square, man. I don’t go screwing with bunch of douchebags and piles of poo like you do. You call that bein’ hip? What world are you from?”
I have always liked and admired Australians. Any group whose founding fathers & mothers were inmates escaping British buggery is alright with me.
Too bad we haven’t followed their lead here in the land of the free and home of the brave.
But it’s only October.
how come they can’t even spell the name of their town correctly though?
suspicious
@system of a douche: Time to use Google’s English to Stackhouse translation service.
“Listen up, bitchz! This piece is tellin’ y’all to f*ck u sh*t off 4 real.
U be sayin’ u ain’t got no money, but Who-bag fools been homos, so get the hell home and order waters!
So I’m going to the club, and u stay home, spending money on Bs while I’m out getting Ds and a nice smile. I’m climbin’ K2 while u suckin each’s dicks.
Can’t hate this player, his game too tight.
GET SOME!”
Yeah…that seems about right.
Dear Australia: I love you. Let’s have babies.
A little Waltzing Matilda?
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Down came a douchebag to drink at the biilabong,
Up jumped the Aussies who grabbed him with glee,
And they sang as they shoved that douche into a woodchipper,
No more a-douchin ’round here will there be.
On the Beach Redux
To quote the ever quotable Nigel Tufnel”
“That’s not real, is it?”
Paging Marlin and Dykefish. A pelican just found your son at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
@ Blair 3:36:
I wuz out wit my 4 clylnider Stang crushin’ puss on the reg, like I roll, so I missed your comment B4.
Word up.
Now I gots to deep fry a turlkey. Out.
I live around the corner from that store, and walking around that corner and seeing it closed almost made me cry with happiness and possibly a little patriotism too.
Oz FTW.
A land where the douche is mocked, the hotts are a abundant, and the El Camino is celebrated?! Is this heaven? No, It’s Australia
Yeah… I feel proud today. Almost feel like singing our national anthem, if only we could remember the words.
are there really that many Jersey Shore wannabes in Australia? this really needs to happen in a state neighboring New Jersey. such as Pennsylvania.
not that i’m complaining about major progress in Australia though.
VIVA AUSTRALIA!
I must now try vegemite.
Considering the fact that Christian Audiger is the designer-spreader of all the Ed Hardy crapola. and said sign is right below Audiger’s banner, yes, the scenario is indeed reminiscent of a grand boreass.
The penalty for false signage is continuous fwapping with a staple gun.
I think the author puts faith waaayy too "bags and reading comprehension skills.
Measures are necessary when the problem is visible enough… make no mistake, douche is strong enough in Australia to call for drastic measures. It is however a model to be followed in other parts of the world.
That’s so beautifully put, I might actually cry manly, salty fuccen tears.
As an Australian, when I saw this I cried for joy and started humming the national anthem.
“Measures are necessary when the problem is visible enough… make no mistake, douche is strong enough in Australia to call for drastic measures. It is however a model to be followed in other parts of the world.”
QFT
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