Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Breaking: The Melbourne Council Responds to Ed Hardy


In the war on douchebaggery, Australia leads the way.

All ‘bag hunters should learn, pay respects and honor the glorious Australian response.

# posted by douchebag1
1:03 pm October, 13 Eliza Douchecoo said...

haha, this is hilarious.

1:04 pm October, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Eff yeah.

1:06 pm October, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on Aussies!!!!!

1:12 pm October, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

WOW. :O

1:37 pm October, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Before you beat me can you change out of that bedazzled wife-beater into a plain wife-beater? Thanks, now I can take your beating a little more seriously.

1:54 pm October, 13 system of douche said...

That’s great, but I think the author is putting waaayy too much faith in ‘bags reading and comprehension skills.

Wait. I meant “skillz”.

2:29 pm October, 13 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

That’s fucking awesome!

2:30 pm October, 13 Blinded by the Shite said...

Good on ye’ mate!

2:49 pm October, 13 Army of Douche-ness said...

1. Facebook’d.
2. I wqas late to the Natural Selection entry with this and believe it deserves more air-time:

A Scene from Taxi Doucher:

bleeth: “God you’re square.”

Army of Douche-ness: Hey, I’m not square, you’re the one that’s square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin’ creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you give your little pussy for peanuts and redbull? For some low-life scrote-wank who fist-pumps to kesha “hard house” remixes in a bedazzled wifebeater and I’m square? You’re the one that’s square, man. I don’t go screwing with bunch of douchebags and piles of poo like you do. You call that bein’ hip? What world are you from?”

2:50 pm October, 13 Wedgie said...

I have always liked and admired Australians. Any group whose founding fathers & mothers were inmates escaping British buggery is alright with me.
Too bad we haven’t followed their lead here in the land of the free and home of the brave.
But it’s only October.

3:01 pm October, 13 the douche is alright said...

how come they can’t even spell the name of their town correctly though?

suspicious

3:36 pm October, 13 Blair said...

@system of a douche: Time to use Google’s English to Stackhouse translation service.

“Listen up, bitchz! This piece is tellin’ y’all to f*ck u sh*t off 4 real.

U be sayin’ u ain’t got no money, but Who-bag fools been homos, so get the hell home and order waters!

So I’m going to the club, and u stay home, spending money on Bs while I’m out getting Ds and a nice smile. I’m climbin’ K2 while u suckin each’s dicks.

Can’t hate this player, his game too tight.

GET SOME!”

Yeah…that seems about right.

3:50 pm October, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dear Australia: I love you. Let’s have babies.

4:43 pm October, 13 Horace Dangleballs said...

A little Waltzing Matilda?

Down came a douchebag to drink at the biilabong,
Up jumped the Aussies who grabbed him with glee,
And they sang as they shoved that douche into a woodchipper,
No more a-douchin ’round here will there be.

4:51 pm October, 13 opie sardonicus said...

On the Beach Redux

4:57 pm October, 13 soy bomb said...

To quote the ever quotable Nigel Tufnel”

“That’s not real, is it?”

5:07 pm October, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paging Marlin and Dykefish. A pelican just found your son at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

5:17 pm October, 13 system of douche said...

@ Blair 3:36:

I wuz out wit my 4 clylnider Stang crushin’ puss on the reg, like I roll, so I missed your comment B4.

Word up.

Now I gots to deep fry a turlkey. Out.

6:18 pm October, 13 much-adouche-about-nothing said...

I live around the corner from that store, and walking around that corner and seeing it closed almost made me cry with happiness and possibly a little patriotism too.

7:23 pm October, 13 Troy Tempest said...

Oz FTW.

7:24 pm October, 13 dbBen said...

A land where the douche is mocked, the hotts are a abundant, and the El Camino is celebrated?! Is this heaven? No, It’s Australia

7:31 pm October, 13 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

Yeah… I feel proud today. Almost feel like singing our national anthem, if only we could remember the words.

9:02 pm October, 13 Steve L. said...

are there really that many Jersey Shore wannabes in Australia? this really needs to happen in a state neighboring New Jersey. such as Pennsylvania.
not that i’m complaining about major progress in Australia though.

9:32 pm October, 13 Sniping for Kade said...

VIVA AUSTRALIA!

10:28 pm October, 13 Wheezer said...

I must now try vegemite.

10:57 pm October, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Considering the fact that Christian Audiger is the designer-spreader of all the Ed Hardy crapola. and said sign is right below Audiger’s banner, yes, the scenario is indeed reminiscent of a grand boreass.

The penalty for false signage is continuous fwapping with a staple gun.

3:55 am October, 14 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I think the author puts faith waaayy too "bags and reading comprehension skills.

4:51 am October, 14 Darth Doucheous said...

Measures are necessary when the problem is visible enough… make no mistake, douche is strong enough in Australia to call for drastic measures. It is however a model to be followed in other parts of the world.

8:05 am October, 14 Deltus said...

That’s so beautifully put, I might actually cry manly, salty fuccen tears.

7:18 pm October, 14 Ash said...

As an Australian, when I saw this I cried for joy and started humming the national anthem.

5:56 am October, 19 boi said...

“Measures are necessary when the problem is visible enough… make no mistake, douche is strong enough in Australia to call for drastic measures. It is however a model to be followed in other parts of the world.”

QFT

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