Friday Haiku
Rat Tail Joey tries
to booty bump Kelly, but
goggles do nothing.
Nu Poo frat mixer
sees paid-to-pose hotts luring
new plebes for spankings.
— Wheezer
Goggle boy could not
Decide between bed-head look
Or dreadlocks. Tried both.
— The Goob the Bag and the Pudly
Nineties Oakley Blades
Rest on hair extension mop
Get me the scissors
— Battlescrote Gallactica
It takes a real choad
To make spike hair taint seem like
Acceptable choice
— Deltus
Douche has cords on neck
Surely one could be used to
hang? Or use pigtails.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Lost in sea of poo
Is dynamite hott in pink
Begging for rescue
— DoucheyWallnuts
Checking WebMD,
That photo makes my eyes itch.
Yup, I have face crabs.
— Blair
Mams o’marshmallow
Need milk chocolate, grahm crackers,
And my schlong betwixt.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Bro, hair extensions?
Really, brah? Dude, that’s so gay!
Spiked hair gets the hotts.
Then Lenny decides:
“Hey, there’s not enough choad in
the pic! I’ll jump in.”
Provocative lips
and those half-dressed chesticles.
What is purpose here?
Nu Poo frat mixer
sees paid-to-pose hotts luring
new plebes for spankings.
Hott blondes make me weep
as they hang with the douchebags
who are just average
It’s October first,
so winter of discontent
is in our futures.
Douche has cords on neck
Surely one could be used to
hang? Or use pigtails.
Lost in sea of poo
Is dynamite hott in pink
Begging for rescue
New Delta House rush:
Flounder’s kid is the Prez, but
oh boy, is this lame!
Goggles work for me.
Rat Boy and friends pose
Girls ask, “Hey who brought the cheese?”
Like you had to ask
Faux-hawk Richy is
nottadouche. Got the hairdo
from nervous fingers.
Dude hogs the hott babes
Don’t worry, I got this, Bra
The cheese stands alone
Heading to Frighttown?
The scariest part may be
Ponytail’s lip herp.
The boys in IT.
Get out for an evening.
But can’t speak to Hotts.
Someone should plug it^^!
Hope I did Baron justice;
maybe he’ll pop in.
It takes a real choad
To make spike hair taint seem like
Acceptable choice
Friday Speed Dating
Seventy-three choads, two gals
Rat Boy’s chances slim
Long rat tail takes time
Spike hair only takes product
Investment in fail
Dude in back grossed out
Just caught deep whiff of dreadlocks
Urp, here comes breakfast
Pink top Hottie
Staring at me longingly
through this box atop my desk
Big orgy tonight!!!!!
Hotts stopped by, but leaving soon;
won’t be cockkblockking.
Two blonde uberhotts
The two best choices around
In ocean of poo
Phone pollers on break
Jerry Brown campaign HQ
Can we bomb Oakland?
Rat tails and goggles?
The two sound so odd
Seem to fit Joey perfectly
Head tilt hides bad grill
Top strains to hold back boobies
And douchebags rejoice
Ray Romano’s kid
pulls tail on Dad’s name only
because he’s rich, mute.
Goggle boy could not
Decide between bed-head look
Or dreadlocks. Tried both.
Blondes will go lesbo
Rather than debase with these wanks
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Checking WebMD,
That photo makes my eyes itch.
Yup, I have face crabs.
Mams o’marshmallow
Need milk chocolate, grahm crackers,
And my schlong betwixt.
.
Fairly harmless ‘bags.
’86 called, wants tail back.
Douche grins need a kick.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Rat tails bad?
Not to me
Convenient douche-fuse.
This photo contains
Many examples of douche
Hair styles– see background.
Its a Chess Club meet
The hotts thought it was Chest Club.
This will end quickly.
Sausage fest party
The kinky lesbos seem lost
It’s cockk love tonight
Bad ‘do and bad shades!
Why not complete the look by
Wearing anal beads?
Doesn’t that douchebag
on the left remind you of
that kid from Stargate?
Inside the dark room,
the thumping beats of Lance Bass
get GLAAD bash pumpin’.
“Dude, Plaid is so in.”
“No way bra, beads and dreadlocks.”
The Battle begins.
Hippie dude, shades, hair
Strictly vegan appetite
Social pariah
After viewing this
Ran malicious software tool
Smell the infection
Nineties Oakley Blades
Rest on hair extension mop
Get me the scissors
“Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, dis how we roll
in Grand Island, Nebraska!”
Poop Doggs ain’t hip, yo!
College Speech Club team
meets Hotts of Kappa Kappa
Woo. They’re left speechless.
Eurotrash nights at the club
Goose, rat tails and spiked hair galore
Bleached blonde bleeths prefer coke
Stinky hair, goat breath
Mix in necklace overkill
Ghandi would hate him
Dreadlock Rat Tail ‘Bag
Necklaces, Lip Ring… Really?
Face the fact you’re White
Frat Tail Joey’s hair
Stings Hotts like scorpion tail
Greico Virus death
Looks like a barn dance;
hotts there to be milked, but bros
would rather find sheep.
Engineer students
come out of Lab for moments.
Pic shows their epic!
Igor sported ski goggles at night
Flat top background ruled the night
Blondes seek free drinks & blow
Puka shell nightmare
Chest reveal Necklace of Doom
Indiana Douche
The Psi house just pledged
their first “bad boy”: long hair, bling
brings street cred in Ames.
Society WIN.
Rat tail twat plays wingman.
Nottadouche gets girls.
“Come on tube top slip,
Unleash those beautiful nips.”
Thinks Mike, Steve, and Pip.
I hate everything
And especially every
thing about Goggle.
Betapud mentions
snowboarding to snow bunnies
Throw him off the cliff.
please turn around boys
juicy juggs are worth more than
ugly bag faces
Dude in left of pic:
Pick ONE fucking image type
And stick with that ONE
Just for the day, I
Mean, don’t try to be them all
At the same damn time.
nappy mongoloid
“Barf” says the hotts and dont
realize he’s in pic
annoyingly smug
meta douche cant fit in in
world with vaginas
it’s friday night and
i need to get laid. oh well
pulls out gun and Bang!
Rub-a dub-dub
Douche is a dud
two sweet Hott’s…i’m touching my pud
In the closet of
life, hotts like these are top shelf.
Necklace ‘bag? Floor box.
Necklace ‘bags strangle
themselves, when they could have hotts’
boobs suffocate them!
See how hotts gravi-
tate to man in plaid? Steve Mar-
tin was right, douchetwat!
Meg and Myra know
pink and black makes good plaid, and
D-cup cakes icing!
Architecture stu-
dents discover rounded ga-
bles make great rooflines.
Only a douchebag
would wear string bikini tro-
phies around his neck.
Hotts know a spiked drink
can lead to unspiked man-hair.
Necklace ‘bag? Strangled.
Dudes search for Chesty
Potato Chips at party;
can’t reason why, though.
Surfer Douchnozzle:
“The goggles, zey do nothing!”
I like me some boobs.
1980 called,
Started to ask for Rat Tail;
Then said “Wrong Number…”
Plaid Dan is pissed that
he’s not mocked enough. that’s life.
back to the cashier.