Friday, October 1, 2010

Friday Haiku

Rat Tail Joey tries
to booty bump Kelly, but
goggles do nothing.

Nu Poo frat mixer
sees paid-to-pose hotts luring
new plebes for spankings.

— Wheezer

Goggle boy could not
Decide between bed-head look
Or dreadlocks. Tried both.

— The Goob the Bag and the Pudly

Nineties Oakley Blades
Rest on hair extension mop
Get me the scissors

— Battlescrote Gallactica

It takes a real choad
To make spike hair taint seem like
Acceptable choice

— Deltus

Douche has cords on neck
Surely one could be used to
hang? Or use pigtails.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Lost in sea of poo
Is dynamite hott in pink
Begging for rescue

— DoucheyWallnuts

Checking WebMD,
That photo makes my eyes itch.
Yup, I have face crabs.

— Blair

Mams o’marshmallow
Need milk chocolate, grahm crackers,
And my schlong betwixt.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Bro, hair extensions?
Really, brah? Dude, that’s so gay!
Spiked hair gets the hotts.

7:02 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Then Lenny decides:
“Hey, there’s not enough choad in
the pic! I’ll jump in.”

7:03 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Provocative lips
and those half-dressed chesticles.
What is purpose here?

7:04 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Nu Poo frat mixer
sees paid-to-pose hotts luring
new plebes for spankings.

7:05 am October, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Hott blondes make me weep
as they hang with the douchebags
who are just average

7:07 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

It’s October first,
so winter of discontent
is in our futures.

7:07 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche has cords on neck
Surely one could be used to
hang? Or use pigtails.

7:09 am October, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lost in sea of poo
Is dynamite hott in pink
Begging for rescue

7:10 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

New Delta House rush:
Flounder’s kid is the Prez, but
oh boy, is this lame!

7:10 am October, 1 Claude Douchenburg said...

Goggles work for me.

7:11 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Rat Boy and friends pose
Girls ask, “Hey who brought the cheese?”
Like you had to ask

7:12 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Faux-hawk Richy is
nottadouche. Got the hairdo
from nervous fingers.

7:13 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Dude hogs the hott babes
Don’t worry, I got this, Bra
The cheese stands alone

7:14 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Heading to Frighttown?
The scariest part may be
Ponytail’s lip herp.

7:14 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The boys in IT.
Get out for an evening.
But can’t speak to Hotts.

7:15 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Someone should plug it^^!
Hope I did Baron justice;
maybe he’ll pop in.

7:16 am October, 1 Deltus said...

It takes a real choad
To make spike hair taint seem like
Acceptable choice

7:17 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Friday Speed Dating
Seventy-three choads, two gals
Rat Boy’s chances slim

7:18 am October, 1 Deltus said...

Long rat tail takes time
Spike hair only takes product
Investment in fail

7:19 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Dude in back grossed out
Just caught deep whiff of dreadlocks
Urp, here comes breakfast

7:20 am October, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Pink top Hottie
Staring at me longingly
through this box atop my desk

7:20 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Big orgy tonight!!!!!
Hotts stopped by, but leaving soon;
won’t be cockkblockking.

7:21 am October, 1 Deltus said...

Two blonde uberhotts
The two best choices around
In ocean of poo

7:21 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Phone pollers on break
Jerry Brown campaign HQ
Can we bomb Oakland?

7:22 am October, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Rat tails and goggles?
The two sound so odd
Seem to fit Joey perfectly

7:22 am October, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Head tilt hides bad grill
Top strains to hold back boobies
And douchebags rejoice

7:22 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Ray Romano’s kid
pulls tail on Dad’s name only
because he’s rich, mute.

7:23 am October, 1 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Goggle boy could not
Decide between bed-head look
Or dreadlocks. Tried both.

7:23 am October, 1 Deltus said...

Blondes will go lesbo
Rather than debase with these wanks
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

7:23 am October, 1 Blair said...

Checking WebMD,
That photo makes my eyes itch.
Yup, I have face crabs.

7:24 am October, 1 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Mams o’marshmallow
Need milk chocolate, grahm crackers,
And my schlong betwixt.
.
Fairly harmless ‘bags.
’86 called, wants tail back.
Douche grins need a kick.
.
.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:24 am October, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Rat tails bad?
Not to me
Convenient douche-fuse.

7:25 am October, 1 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

This photo contains
Many examples of douche
Hair styles– see background.

7:25 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Its a Chess Club meet
The hotts thought it was Chest Club.
This will end quickly.

7:26 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Sausage fest party
The kinky lesbos seem lost
It’s cockk love tonight

7:27 am October, 1 The Goob the Bag and the Pudly said...

Bad ‘do and bad shades!
Why not complete the look by
Wearing anal beads?

7:31 am October, 1 the douche is alright said...

Doesn’t that douchebag
on the left remind you of
that kid from Stargate?

7:32 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Inside the dark room,
the thumping beats of Lance Bass
get GLAAD bash pumpin’.

7:33 am October, 1 the douche is alright said...

“Dude, Plaid is so in.”
“No way bra, beads and dreadlocks.”
The Battle begins.

7:34 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hippie dude, shades, hair
Strictly vegan appetite
Social pariah

7:36 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

After viewing this
Ran malicious software tool
Smell the infection

7:36 am October, 1 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Nineties Oakley Blades
Rest on hair extension mop
Get me the scissors

7:36 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

“Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, dis how we roll
in Grand Island, Nebraska!”
Poop Doggs ain’t hip, yo!

7:39 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

College Speech Club team
meets Hotts of Kappa Kappa
Woo. They’re left speechless.

7:41 am October, 1 mr.reeve said...

Eurotrash nights at the club
Goose, rat tails and spiked hair galore
Bleached blonde bleeths prefer coke

7:41 am October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Stinky hair, goat breath
Mix in necklace overkill
Ghandi would hate him

7:42 am October, 1 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Dreadlock Rat Tail ‘Bag
Necklaces, Lip Ring… Really?
Face the fact you’re White

7:43 am October, 1 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Frat Tail Joey’s hair
Stings Hotts like scorpion tail
Greico Virus death

7:44 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

Looks like a barn dance;
hotts there to be milked, but bros
would rather find sheep.

7:44 am October, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Engineer students
come out of Lab for moments.
Pic shows their epic!

7:45 am October, 1 mr.reeve said...

Igor sported ski goggles at night
Flat top background ruled the night
Blondes seek free drinks & blow

7:50 am October, 1 Battlescrote Galactica said...

Puka shell nightmare
Chest reveal Necklace of Doom
Indiana Douche

7:58 am October, 1 Wheezer said...

The Psi house just pledged
their first “bad boy”: long hair, bling
brings street cred in Ames.

8:03 am October, 1 End the Haberdouchery said...

Society WIN.
Rat tail twat plays wingman.
Nottadouche gets girls.

8:08 am October, 1 End the Haberdouchery said...

“Come on tube top slip,
Unleash those beautiful nips.”
Thinks Mike, Steve, and Pip.

8:44 am October, 1 The Dude said...

I hate everything
And especially every
thing about Goggle.

8:47 am October, 1 CBS said...

Betapud mentions
snowboarding to snow bunnies
Throw him off the cliff.

8:50 am October, 1 CBS said...

please turn around boys
juicy juggs are worth more than
ugly bag faces

8:50 am October, 1 massengill said...

Dude in left of pic:
Pick ONE fucking image type
And stick with that ONE

8:53 am October, 1 massengill said...

Just for the day, I
Mean, don’t try to be them all
At the same damn time.

8:53 am October, 1 CBS said...

nappy mongoloid
“Barf” says the hotts and dont
realize he’s in pic

8:58 am October, 1 CBS said...

annoyingly smug
meta douche cant fit in in
world with vaginas

9:01 am October, 1 CBS said...

it’s friday night and
i need to get laid. oh well
pulls out gun and Bang!

9:08 am October, 1 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Rub-a dub-dub
Douche is a dud
two sweet Hott’s…i’m touching my pud

9:41 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

In the closet of
life, hotts like these are top shelf.
Necklace ‘bag? Floor box.

9:55 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Necklace ‘bags strangle
themselves, when they could have hotts’
boobs suffocate them!

9:57 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

See how hotts gravi-
tate to man in plaid? Steve Mar-
tin was right, douchetwat!

10:00 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Meg and Myra know
pink and black makes good plaid, and
D-cup cakes icing!

10:03 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Architecture stu-
dents discover rounded ga-
bles make great rooflines.

10:06 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Only a douchebag
would wear string bikini tro-
phies around his neck.

10:15 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hotts know a spiked drink
can lead to unspiked man-hair.
Necklace ‘bag? Strangled.

10:17 am October, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Dudes search for Chesty
Potato Chips at party;
can’t reason why, though.

10:37 am October, 1 Blinded by the Shite said...

Surfer Douchnozzle:
“The goggles, zey do nothing!”
I like me some boobs.

12:37 pm October, 2 DarkSock said...

1980 called,
Started to ask for Rat Tail;
Then said “Wrong Number…”

11:25 am October, 3 Steve L. said...

Plaid Dan is pissed that
he’s not mocked enough. that’s life.
back to the cashier.

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