Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Cynthia’s “Ferrari Owner With Small Peen Detector” never failed her when funds were low.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Cynthia proudly shows how she kicked her addiction to peanuts by getting that large hairy monkey off her back.
Jeff the limo driver on a pitstop after picking up Cynthia from AbuDabi International Airport
“Does he make my butt look fat?”
“Quick, take a picture. Nobody will believe that Sasquatch spends his summers at the beach!”
When the starter pistol went off, Billy Bob was still coolly cleaning his shades. He OWNS the swimming leg of the triathlon since he switched to Speedo Fastskins.
“Mock & Roll”
Gregg Allman’s comeback succes with the late 80’s hit “I’m No Angel” allowed him to pursue the job of which he had secretly always dreamed:
Water Polo Referee.
success, son.
Cynthia decided to eliminate the douche middleman and point at her own ass.
Cynthia’s friends warned her that the South Beach colonic was a little extreme, but effective. She still was not prepared for what came out of her ass.
The CGI replacement scene with Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia had to go several more revisions after this one.
Cynthia launched the booger from her index finger with such force it left an impact crater at the top of John Largeman’s arm.
Here we see the before and after shots of Sinclair/Cynthia after the gastric bypass/sex change combo.
Cynthia, barely in her 20s, would never even realize how close she had come to NWA royalty, one half of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew, Ole Anderson.
“What’s worth $10 million and smells like my vag? THIS guy!”
John would often impress Cynthia by standing at mid-beach and forcing a high tide with his gravitational pull.
Yet another example of hot young white chicks leading the brothers around by the penis.
bitches.
John was able to fashion a convincing prosthetic left leg from his Speedo-displaced FUPA.
Grizzly McFarland always felt more comfortable in the mountains than at the beach.
Ironically, their bottoms are made from the same cloth. Clearly, it has elastic properties.
As she chewed slowly on his mangled tiny legs, Cynthia prepared to bite the head off of the small black man she’d just caught.
John walked away pensively, grateful to Cynthia for the belly-building donor fat that came from her buttocks and thighs.
As John nonchalantly squelched out the last of his silent fart he was oblivious to the foaming chemical reaction the methane had started with the sulfurous sands under his feet.
Sock: Funny as shit as always, Son.
squelched
Photographer: “What fat guy in a zebra striped speedo?” Cynthia: “Duh!!”
AquaReferee gained a lot of weight after his comic got cancelled.
After years of relentless pursuit, Marine Biologist Cindy Ahab can’t quite bring herself to face the protaganist which eluded her oh, those many years.
“Chubby-chaser Cynthia shows us the new entry in her spank bank.”
“Cynthia smiles and realizes how lucky she is as she points out what she looked like before the sex change operation.”
After years of relentless pursuit, marine biology major, Cynthia Ahab, can’t quite bring herself to face the protaganist which eluded her oh, those many years.
Rehab East: Panama City Beach
Her mockery still stinging in his ears, John lashed out and texted Cynthia a picture of his belly mrsa.
“Cynthia holds a small woman wearing a white cover up in her right hand while pointing out the strength she has in her shoulder. Oh and there’s a gross fat guy standing behind her.”
“Oh Barkeep! I’ll have another Black Russian. This one’s half gone.”
Hott: “We bought matching suits. Seriously, his stripes started out the same width as mine.“
Ron Jeremy impersonator, Don Jeremy, plays it cool. For now.
Where’s a Sharktopus when you really need one?
The Best Western Resort and Casino is proud to announce the Drink of the Day for Tuesday is Black Russians, half off.
Inspiration for Michael Vick’s pseudonym, used when buying herpes medication, Ron Mexico.
Cynthia gave the Invisible Man’s cocck a tug job while pointing to her next customer.
His belly button lint are Brillo pads.
Whenever he shits the poison control center is called.
He eats in shifts..
BVG @ 12:02–hurr hurr hurr. I think that’s a pre-makeup Eric Roberts in the photo there.
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DarkSock @ 11:45 for the Forced Perspective Win.
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Cynthia might be giggling, but it was John Largeman who got the last laugh. Those were X-Ray Spex around his neck.
His other car is industrial strength shit stain remover.
Cynthia knowingly points out the culprit in tonight’s episode of “Who Stole My Bukkit?”
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I know I have to cut it with the bukkit jokes. I just can’t help myself. *hangs head in shame*
It didn’t take Cynthia long to realize that everyone would eat well at the luau tonight.
Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, John Largeman realizes that he has to put his cocck somewhere when he goes out for a swim.
Cynthia was more than happy to point out the charity work she does in the summer by donating her hair to the Balding Yeti Back Hair Come-over Cover-up Society.
Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, that wasn’t suntan lotion that John Largeman rubbed on her back.
Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, that wasn’t wasn’t a Fuzzy Navel that she was drinking.
Beetlejuice 2 “Revenge of the Sandworm“
Unbeknownst to Cynthia, her future gynecologist had an excellent memory and wasn’t above carrying a grudge.
Unbeknownst to Cynthia, her future IRS auditor had an excellent memory and wasn’t above carrying a grudge.
What’s with the John Largeman mocking, I for one am disappointed. Oh by the BVG @12:00 FTW
She realized they were wearing the same bottom, but his was … a little stretched out…
That’s not a beach goer, that’s a battlestation!
“After I get married and pump out 14 meth-addicted brats, I’ll make that look sexy!”
I just threw up in my mouth.
“Hey, that fuccer just ate my cooler!”
BTW, that’s not the ocean he’s standing in.
God damn Euros and their Speedos. Plumb smuggling is illegal, Roco. And lose the mullet.
When PETA arriced to save the beached whale, Cynthia was embarassed to discover their mistake.
That is one of the goddamn classiest, tastiest pieces you have ever featured on this site, though technically “with” the douchebag, for which I am not sure even he qualifies, for he is not trying hard to be anything, merely a fat guy is Speedos – hey, that’s half our Dad’s Down Under here, anyway.
This is the kinda girl most of you dream about, and it doesn’t look like she aspires to anything resembling “Bleeth”.
Correction:
That is one of the goddamn classiest, tastiest pieces you have ever featured on this site, though technically “ NOT with” the douchebag, for which I am not sure even he qualifies, for he is not trying hard to be anything, merely a fat guy is Speedos – hey, that’s half our Dad’s Down Under here, anyway.
This is the kinda girl most of you dream about, and it doesn’t look like she aspires to anything resembling “Bleeth”.
This photo is good, it certainly looks the difference between these two people hahahahaha
Douchesdownunder is correct.
He’s just some big old dude and she’s just some girl. For all we know she and her buddy were walking the beach and came upon Mr Speedo here, and thought he looked ridiculous.
He, unlike them, is much more at home with his body and sexuality. He’s fine with what he’s like and he’s in his speedos. don’t like it? Fuck you.
Frankly, I give him a “notta”, and I think the girl’s an asshole.
Stackhouse in 5 years and the chicks are running away pointing and laughing.
Unlike her fellow beachgoers, Tonya Bleethbag was NOT horrified by the stripey creature that suddenly crawled out of the surf…
Flash-forward 5 years
Cynthia’s shit out four kids
Now tell them apart
(That’s my karmic haiku)