Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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Cynthia’s “Ferrari Owner With Small Peen Detector” never failed her when funds were low.

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cynthia proudly shows how she kicked her addiction to peanuts by getting that large hairy monkey off her back.

11:28 am January, 25 Geoffrey said...

Jeff the limo driver on a pitstop after picking up Cynthia from AbuDabi International Airport

11:30 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Does he make my butt look fat?”

11:31 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Quick, take a picture. Nobody will believe that Sasquatch spends his summers at the beach!”

11:33 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

When the starter pistol went off, Billy Bob was still coolly cleaning his shades. He OWNS the swimming leg of the triathlon since he switched to Speedo Fastskins.

11:33 am January, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Mock & Roll”

11:34 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Gregg Allman’s comeback succes with the late 80’s hit “I’m No Angel” allowed him to pursue the job of which he had secretly always dreamed:
Water Polo Referee.

11:34 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

success, son.

11:37 am January, 25 Mr. White said...

Cynthia decided to eliminate the douche middleman and point at her own ass.

11:37 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Cynthia’s friends warned her that the South Beach colonic was a little extreme, but effective. She still was not prepared for what came out of her ass.

11:38 am January, 25 Mr. White said...

The CGI replacement scene with Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia had to go several more revisions after this one.

11:38 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

Cynthia launched the booger from her index finger with such force it left an impact crater at the top of John Largeman’s arm.

11:39 am January, 25 Mr. White said...

Here we see the before and after shots of Sinclair/Cynthia after the gastric bypass/sex change combo.

11:40 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Cynthia, barely in her 20s, would never even realize how close she had come to NWA royalty, one half of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew, Ole Anderson.

11:40 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

“What’s worth $10 million and smells like my vag? THIS guy!”

11:41 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

John would often impress Cynthia by standing at mid-beach and forcing a high tide with his gravitational pull.

11:42 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Yet another example of hot young white chicks leading the brothers around by the penis.

11:43 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

bitches.

11:43 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

John was able to fashion a convincing prosthetic left leg from his Speedo-displaced FUPA.

11:43 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Grizzly McFarland always felt more comfortable in the mountains than at the beach.

11:45 am January, 25 Luis Doucuel said...

Ironically, their bottoms are made from the same cloth. Clearly, it has elastic properties.

11:45 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

As she chewed slowly on his mangled tiny legs, Cynthia prepared to bite the head off of the small black man she’d just caught.

11:47 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

John walked away pensively, grateful to Cynthia for the belly-building donor fat that came from her buttocks and thighs.

11:49 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

As John nonchalantly squelched out the last of his silent fart he was oblivious to the foaming chemical reaction the methane had started with the sulfurous sands under his feet.

11:50 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Sock: Funny as shit as always, Son.

11:50 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

squelched

11:50 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Photographer: “What fat guy in a zebra striped speedo?” Cynthia: “Duh!!”

11:55 am January, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

AquaReferee gained a lot of weight after his comic got cancelled.

11:55 am January, 25 Hermit said...

After years of relentless pursuit, Marine Biologist Cindy Ahab can’t quite bring herself to face the protaganist which eluded her oh, those many years.

11:56 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Chubby-chaser Cynthia shows us the new entry in her spank bank.”

11:57 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Cynthia smiles and realizes how lucky she is as she points out what she looked like before the sex change operation.”

11:57 am January, 25 Hermit said...

After years of relentless pursuit, marine biology major, Cynthia Ahab, can’t quite bring herself to face the protaganist which eluded her oh, those many years.

11:57 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Rehab East: Panama City Beach

11:58 am January, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her mockery still stinging in his ears, John lashed out and texted Cynthia a picture of his belly mrsa.

11:59 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Cynthia holds a small woman wearing a white cover up in her right hand while pointing out the strength she has in her shoulder. Oh and there’s a gross fat guy standing behind her.”

11:59 am January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

“Oh Barkeep! I’ll have another Black Russian. This one’s half gone.”

12:00 pm January, 25 Wheezer said...

Hott: “We bought matching suits. Seriously, his stripes started out the same width as mine.

12:00 pm January, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

Ron Jeremy impersonator, Don Jeremy, plays it cool. For now.

12:02 pm January, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

Where’s a Sharktopus when you really need one?

12:03 pm January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

The Best Western Resort and Casino is proud to announce the Drink of the Day for Tuesday is Black Russians, half off.

12:05 pm January, 25 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Inspiration for Michael Vick’s pseudonym, used when buying herpes medication, Ron Mexico.

12:05 pm January, 25 Mr. White said...

Cynthia gave the Invisible Man’s cocck a tug job while pointing to her next customer.

12:07 pm January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His belly button lint are Brillo pads.

12:08 pm January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whenever he shits the poison control center is called.

12:09 pm January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He eats in shifts..

12:10 pm January, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

BVG @ 12:02–hurr hurr hurr. I think that’s a pre-makeup Eric Roberts in the photo there.
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DarkSock @ 11:45 for the Forced Perspective Win.
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Cynthia might be giggling, but it was John Largeman who got the last laugh. Those were X-Ray Spex around his neck.

12:12 pm January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His other car is industrial strength shit stain remover.

12:18 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cynthia knowingly points out the culprit in tonight’s episode of “Who Stole My Bukkit?”
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I know I have to cut it with the bukkit jokes. I just can’t help myself. *hangs head in shame*

12:20 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It didn’t take Cynthia long to realize that everyone would eat well at the luau tonight.

12:22 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, John Largeman realizes that he has to put his cocck somewhere when he goes out for a swim.

12:27 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cynthia was more than happy to point out the charity work she does in the summer by donating her hair to the Balding Yeti Back Hair Come-over Cover-up Society.

12:28 pm January, 25 Mr. White said...

Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, that wasn’t suntan lotion that John Largeman rubbed on her back.

12:30 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Unbeknownst to Mocking Cynthia, that wasn’t wasn’t a Fuzzy Navel that she was drinking.

12:34 pm January, 25 Captain Garanichode said...

Beetlejuice 2Revenge of the Sandworm

12:49 pm January, 25 Mr. White said...

Unbeknownst to Cynthia, her future gynecologist had an excellent memory and wasn’t above carrying a grudge.

12:55 pm January, 25 Mr. White said...

Unbeknownst to Cynthia, her future IRS auditor had an excellent memory and wasn’t above carrying a grudge.

1:09 pm January, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

What’s with the John Largeman mocking, I for one am disappointed. Oh by the BVG @12:00 FTW

1:33 pm January, 25 bobby said...

She realized they were wearing the same bottom, but his was … a little stretched out…

1:49 pm January, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s not a beach goer, that’s a battlestation!

4:49 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“After I get married and pump out 14 meth-addicted brats, I’ll make that look sexy!”

5:33 pm January, 25 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

I just threw up in my mouth.

5:37 pm January, 25 Wedgie said...

“Hey, that fuccer just ate my cooler!”

5:41 pm January, 25 Wedgie said...

BTW, that’s not the ocean he’s standing in.

8:36 am January, 26 mr.reeve said...

God damn Euros and their Speedos. Plumb smuggling is illegal, Roco. And lose the mullet.

12:19 pm January, 26 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

When PETA arriced to save the beached whale, Cynthia was embarassed to discover their mistake.

3:10 pm January, 26 Douchesdownunder said...

That is one of the goddamn classiest, tastiest pieces you have ever featured on this site, though technically “with” the douchebag, for which I am not sure even he qualifies, for he is not trying hard to be anything, merely a fat guy is Speedos – hey, that’s half our Dad’s Down Under here, anyway.

This is the kinda girl most of you dream about, and it doesn’t look like she aspires to anything resembling “Bleeth”.

3:10 pm January, 26 Douchesdownunder said...

Correction:

That is one of the goddamn classiest, tastiest pieces you have ever featured on this site, though technically “ NOT with” the douchebag, for which I am not sure even he qualifies, for he is not trying hard to be anything, merely a fat guy is Speedos – hey, that’s half our Dad’s Down Under here, anyway.

This is the kinda girl most of you dream about, and it doesn’t look like she aspires to anything resembling “Bleeth”.

6:38 am January, 27 Go To College said...

This photo is good, it certainly looks the difference between these two people hahahahaha

8:40 am January, 27 Troy Tempest said...

Douchesdownunder is correct.

He’s just some big old dude and she’s just some girl. For all we know she and her buddy were walking the beach and came upon Mr Speedo here, and thought he looked ridiculous.

He, unlike them, is much more at home with his body and sexuality. He’s fine with what he’s like and he’s in his speedos. don’t like it? Fuck you.

Frankly, I give him a “notta”, and I think the girl’s an asshole.

12:41 pm January, 27 Stephanie said...

Stackhouse in 5 years and the chicks are running away pointing and laughing.

1:20 pm January, 27 Zowie said...

Unlike her fellow beachgoers, Tonya Bleethbag was NOT horrified by the stripey creature that suddenly crawled out of the surf…

3:27 pm January, 27 CanuckSmacker said...

Flash-forward 5 years
Cynthia’s shit out four kids
Now tell them apart

(That’s my karmic haiku)

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