Monday, January 31, 2011
Nunzio’s Abs
Legend has it, Nunzio’s Abs once read the entire collected works of Jane Austin.
Backwards.
And in Swahili.
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- Baron Von Goolo
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- Archidoucheis
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- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
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- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Mmm-kay.
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Let’s just say if these people were laundry one of them would be making the washer go THUMP-THUMP-THUMP on the spin cycle.
Is he undercover with the FBI? I assume that stands for Fellator of Big Iguanas.
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This is a distinctly notly crew of coed dropouts from the Haagen Dasz Institute of Ice Cream Eating Technology.
The armpit reveal is a rare pose. Here we can see why.
I would bet my left testicle that his shirt says “FBI, Female Body Inspector”. Slightly less common, but just as hillarious, is the “Beer Police”. I’m sure much hillarity ensued.
Nope, never happened. All that stomach is good for is doing a cheap “Situation” impersonation for his ugly bulldyke cousins
Furio Giunta could sure pull some tail
I was going to come up with something about the FBI shirt, but there are just too many awkward growths in this picture. I need to look away now.
Butter everything-cept -the-boobies
I gotcha covered, Luis:
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Fingers
Buttholes
Incessantly
.
Let the games begin!
Feels
Boners
Inside
Fart
Bumping
Imbecile
I hope these ladies got some much needed ab workout tips from this douche.
Felch
Belch
Impresario
FUPA
Boning
Idiot
Fucking
Belligerent
Ignoramus
Feeling
Bowel
Insertion
Damn, I guess Doc does have everyone tied up in a cave.
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Am I Doc?
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Stupid Ambien®
Ahhh, there they are!
Fighting
Bulemia
Incessantly
French
Bread
Intolerant
Fart
Box
Inspector
Failed
Boner
Implant
Frisbee
ButtPlug
Inside
Florida
Ballsack
Inspector, Stackhouse Division
Fat
Balls
Indulger
Facial
Blast
Inceptor
Feels
Boys
Illicitly
Fetid
Beef
Injector
Fondles
Bottom
Insertions
Ah, perfect.
Fake
Boobies
Ipecac
Female
Bloat
Impending
Felonious
Bacterium
Infusion
Fugly
Bitches with
Irritable bowel syndrome
Free
Butt
Injections
Fungus
Bearing
Itchiness
Fabio
Bag
Imitator
Frank Mecurios
Bitch
I am
Fucking
Brainless
Idiots
Faints
Before
Insertion
Flaming
Bunghole
Island
Failed
Buttsex
Instructor
Fwapworthy
Bitches of
Indolence
He looks like a scholar so maybe his shirt is saying?
.
Favorite
Book
Iliad
Felch
Baboons
Immediately!
Flinging
Boli
Indiscriminately
Fart
Breathing
Iguana
Four
Bitches
Island
Fondles
Boobies
Indifferently
Fake
Boobs
Idoliser
Fugly
Bitches
Included
Feeble
Brain
Inside
Faulty
Bran
Intake
Foul
Bacterial
Infection
Failure
Breeds
Ingorance
Foggy
Bottom
Implosions
Foucalt
Brings
Inspiration
Flaubert
Brandishes
Ideas
Fisting
Buttocks
Indiscriminately
Wait, I’m playing the wrong game, aren’t I? Or am I being all ironic? (Don’t you think?)
Finds
Ballsacs
Interesting
Fashionably
Bringing
Idiocy
Fourier
Blends
Integrals
*
That one’s for Doc Bunsen, assuming he escapes the cave.
Fifth
Beatle
Impersonator
Flabby
Belly
Initially
But with the new ShakeWeight…
Flings
Brown
incontinence
Fondles
Boys
Incessantly
Finds
Bitches
Icky
Finds
Biotechnology
Interesting
@ Luis:
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My wife ordered a Shake Weight™; I found it in my workout room the other day.
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I was excited at first, because I approve of her building up that muscle group, but quickly became envious of it.
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I have a plan that involves painting my junk white. Then painting other things yogurt-colors.
Fucks
Boil
Incisions
Finger
Bangs
Iguanas
Federal
Bureau of
Idiots
Finds
Bowels
Inviting
Dark Sock,
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That’s a good plan, but the results of this miracle workout can be startling:
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Skip to 0:40
The cougar wannabe in the red/orange bikini is trying to mimic Nunzio’s abs with her throat muscles.
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Is Nunzio a centaur? Those are some skinny ass rear legs under his black skirt. DarkSock won’t be peeing in that, I assure you.
Combined age of this group is around 200 years.
Forgets
Butthole
Iatrophobia
If Jane Austin is the pornstar version of Jane Austen, then I can believe the legend.
Also, let’s hear it for zaftig MILFy goodness on the left. I would stimulate her sense and sensibility by putting my pride in her with extreme prejudice.
Since we are all talking about Shake Weights………….
Fake
Boob
Implants
.
Too easy?
F*cks
Blonde
Imbeciles
Frothy
Butt
Infomercial
Fornicating
Bowel
Incumbent
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Where the hell did that one come from?
I’m surprised an FBI shirt hasn’t been on here in awhile. This douche even has a pony tail. Now this is just a personal preference but if a guy’s hair is longer than mine, its a deal breaker. I would have never gotten laid in the 60s, but I have to have standards. Plus I don’t want to deal with the drain clogs and shedding.
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And Mr. McCrudeshoes @ 10:39a FTW, IMHO.
Bothers
Four
Implantresses
@Me
BFI? What the hell, dude try and keep up!
Face
Butt
Interchangeable
all of Nuno’s sisters have nice tits.. that’s all
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son
Fibromyalgiatic
Boner
Interceptors
@Nancy: Much appreciated.
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and…. Fellate Bonobos Ingloriously
Damn, I love these memes on HCwDB.
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Fleshy
Buttplug
Inserter
Felching
Baboon
In Muh Butt
Francis
Bacon
Is both a philosopher and an under-appreciated Expressionist painter. Discuss.
Fancies
Boogers
Intensely
Fellates
Bumblebees
Intravenously
Fondles
Banana
Inexplicably
Foul
Banshee
Inhaler
Fantasizes
‘Bout
Ivanhoe
Formidable
Bowel
Ivy
100!!
FORTUNATE
BECAUSE
I AM.
Fatefull
Bat-boy
Impersonation
This guy’s nose could smell my scotch from two clicks.
Floppy
Ballsack
Inspector
Foul
Baby
Impaler
Fecal
Bolus
Ingester
Finds
Boys
Irresistible
Farts
Beethoven’s
Itinerary
*squniting from the bright light after coming out of the cave*
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I see I missed an important game. Shit. Here’s a throw
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Fermat
Belches
Inaudibly
(That’s for Mr. White)
Flaming
Baboon
Intestines
Farting
Beavers are
Inebriated
Flaming
Bowel
Irritation
Fabulous
Bedazzler
Inventor
Faulty
Ball
Ingestor
Fudgepacker
Belches
Inuits
Frank
Blew
Inside
Feigns
Boob
Interest
Forgot
Butt plug
In Nunzio’s Anus
Fragile
Butt hole
Inflamed
Faulty
‘Bag
Intelligence
Fucks
Boys
Impetuously
Fuckhead
Ballicking
Imbecile
Fully
Blatantly
Insufferable
Fucking
Butthole
Impresario
Friendly
Boob
Inspector
Flicks
Bics
Incessantly
Fwaps
Boys
Incognito
Fuzzy
Balls
Impregnater
Flat
Board
Inguinalherniator
I suspect some sort of papal nuncio was involved here.
Wait, I play the game bad, right? Either I’m all ironic? (Do not you think?)
Frugal
Beef
Injector