Monday, January 31, 2011

Nunzio’s Abs

Legend has it, Nunzio’s Abs once read the entire collected works of Jane Austin.

Backwards.

And in Swahili.

# posted by douchebag1
9:35 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Mmm-kay.
.
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Let’s just say if these people were laundry one of them would be making the washer go THUMP-THUMP-THUMP on the spin cycle.

9:42 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is he undercover with the FBI? I assume that stands for Fellator of Big Iguanas.
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This is a distinctly notly crew of coed dropouts from the Haagen Dasz Institute of Ice Cream Eating Technology.

9:45 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The armpit reveal is a rare pose. Here we can see why.

9:45 am January, 31 smackdouche said...

I would bet my left testicle that his shirt says “FBI, Female Body Inspector”. Slightly less common, but just as hillarious, is the “Beer Police”. I’m sure much hillarity ensued.

9:48 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Nope, never happened. All that stomach is good for is doing a cheap “Situation” impersonation for his ugly bulldyke cousins

9:56 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Furio Giunta could sure pull some tail

9:56 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

I was going to come up with something about the FBI shirt, but there are just too many awkward growths in this picture. I need to look away now.

10:06 am January, 31 Douchesquire said...

Butter everything-cept -the-boobies

10:08 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

I gotcha covered, Luis:
.
Fingers
Buttholes
Incessantly
.
Let the games begin!

10:10 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Feels
Boners
Inside

10:12 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fart
Bumping
Imbecile

10:12 am January, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I hope these ladies got some much needed ab workout tips from this douche.

10:20 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Felch
Belch
Impresario

10:20 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

FUPA
Boning
Idiot

10:21 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Fucking
Belligerent
Ignoramus

10:21 am January, 31 Hermit said...

Feeling
Bowel
Insertion

10:22 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Damn, I guess Doc does have everyone tied up in a cave.
.
.
Am I Doc?
.
Stupid Ambien®

10:22 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Ahhh, there they are!

10:23 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fighting
Bulemia
Incessantly

10:23 am January, 31 Hermit said...

French
Bread
Intolerant

10:23 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fart
Box
Inspector

10:23 am January, 31 Hermit said...

Failed
Boner
Implant

10:24 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Frisbee
ButtPlug
Inside

10:24 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Florida
Ballsack
Inspector, Stackhouse Division

10:25 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fat
Balls
Indulger

10:26 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Facial
Blast
Inceptor

10:27 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Feels
Boys
Illicitly

10:28 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fetid
Beef
Injector

10:29 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fondles
Bottom
Insertions

10:29 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

Ah, perfect.

Fake
Boobies
Ipecac

10:29 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Female
Bloat
Impending

10:31 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Felonious
Bacterium
Infusion

10:33 am January, 31 mr.reeve said...

Fugly
Bitches with
Irritable bowel syndrome

10:34 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Free
Butt
Injections

10:34 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fungus
Bearing
Itchiness

10:35 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

Fabio
Bag
Imitator

10:35 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Frank Mecurios
Bitch
I am

10:36 am January, 31 Troy Tempest said...

Fucking
Brainless
Idiots

10:36 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Faints
Before
Insertion

10:37 am January, 31 Troy Tempest said...

Flaming
Bunghole
Island

10:38 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Failed
Buttsex
Instructor

10:38 am January, 31 Troy Tempest said...

Fwapworthy
Bitches of
Indolence

10:39 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

He looks like a scholar so maybe his shirt is saying?
.
Favorite
Book
Iliad

10:39 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Felch
Baboons
Immediately!

10:39 am January, 31 Troy Tempest said...

Flinging
Boli
Indiscriminately

10:40 am January, 31 Troy Tempest said...

Fart
Breathing
Iguana

10:41 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Four
Bitches
Island

10:41 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

Fondles
Boobies
Indifferently

10:42 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fake
Boobs
Idoliser

10:42 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Fugly
Bitches
Included

10:43 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Feeble
Brain
Inside

10:43 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Faulty
Bran
Intake

10:43 am January, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Foul
Bacterial
Infection

10:44 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Failure
Breeds
Ingorance

10:44 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Foggy
Bottom
Implosions

10:45 am January, 31 Mr. White said...

Foucalt
Brings
Inspiration

10:45 am January, 31 Mr. White said...

Flaubert
Brandishes
Ideas

10:45 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fisting
Buttocks
Indiscriminately

10:45 am January, 31 Mr. White said...

Wait, I’m playing the wrong game, aren’t I? Or am I being all ironic? (Don’t you think?)

10:47 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Finds
Ballsacs
Interesting

10:47 am January, 31 Condouchious said...

Fashionably
Bringing
Idiocy

10:47 am January, 31 Mr. White said...

Fourier
Blends
Integrals
*
That one’s for Doc Bunsen, assuming he escapes the cave.

10:48 am January, 31 soy bomb said...

Fifth
Beatle
Impersonator

10:48 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

Flabby
Belly
Initially

But with the new ShakeWeight…

10:49 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Flings
Brown
incontinence

10:49 am January, 31 soy bomb said...

Fondles
Boys
Incessantly

10:49 am January, 31 soy bomb said...

Finds
Bitches
Icky

10:50 am January, 31 Mr. White said...

Finds
Biotechnology
Interesting

10:51 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

@ Luis:
.
My wife ordered a Shake Weight™; I found it in my workout room the other day.
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I was excited at first, because I approve of her building up that muscle group, but quickly became envious of it.
.
I have a plan that involves painting my junk white. Then painting other things yogurt-colors.

10:52 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Fucks
Boil
Incisions

10:52 am January, 31 DarkSock said...

Finger
Bangs
Iguanas

10:53 am January, 31 soy bomb said...

Federal
Bureau of
Idiots

11:13 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Finds
Bowels
Inviting

11:14 am January, 31 Luis Douchuel said...

Dark Sock,
.
That’s a good plan, but the results of this miracle workout can be startling:
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cheJUCA8q38&feature=related
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Skip to 0:40

11:14 am January, 31 Wheezer said...

The cougar wannabe in the red/orange bikini is trying to mimic Nunzio’s abs with her throat muscles.
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Is Nunzio a centaur? Those are some skinny ass rear legs under his black skirt. DarkSock won’t be peeing in that, I assure you.

11:16 am January, 31 Wedgie said...

Combined age of this group is around 200 years.

11:17 am January, 31 mr.reeve said...

Forgets
Butthole
Iatrophobia

11:25 am January, 31 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

If Jane Austin is the pornstar version of Jane Austen, then I can believe the legend.

Also, let’s hear it for zaftig MILFy goodness on the left. I would stimulate her sense and sensibility by putting my pride in her with extreme prejudice.

11:25 am January, 31 mr.reeve said...

Since we are all talking about Shake Weights………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9UFc4FrOxE

11:31 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fake
Boob
Implants
.
Too easy?

11:31 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

F*cks
Blonde
Imbeciles

11:32 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Frothy
Butt
Infomercial

11:33 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fornicating
Bowel
Incumbent
.
Where the hell did that one come from?

11:33 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m surprised an FBI shirt hasn’t been on here in awhile. This douche even has a pony tail. Now this is just a personal preference but if a guy’s hair is longer than mine, its a deal breaker. I would have never gotten laid in the 60s, but I have to have standards. Plus I don’t want to deal with the drain clogs and shedding.
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And Mr. McCrudeshoes @ 10:39a FTW, IMHO.

11:33 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bothers
Four
Implantresses

11:34 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Me
BFI? What the hell, dude try and keep up!

11:36 am January, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Face
Butt
Interchangeable

11:50 am January, 31 Captain Garanichode said...

all of Nuno’s sisters have nice tits.. that’s all
.
son

12:31 pm January, 31 jonezy said...

Fibromyalgiatic
Boner
Interceptors

1:00 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nancy: Much appreciated.
.
and…. Fellate Bonobos Ingloriously

1:05 pm January, 31 Deltus said...

Damn, I love these memes on HCwDB.
.
Fleshy
Buttplug
Inserter

1:33 pm January, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

Felching
Baboon
In Muh Butt

1:37 pm January, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

Francis
Bacon
Is both a philosopher and an under-appreciated Expressionist painter. Discuss.

1:59 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Fancies
Boogers
Intensely

2:01 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Fellates
Bumblebees
Intravenously

2:03 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Fondles
Banana
Inexplicably

2:05 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Foul
Banshee
Inhaler

2:06 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Fantasizes
‘Bout
Ivanhoe

2:09 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Formidable
Bowel
Ivy

2:11 pm January, 31 YES, THAT MUTHUFUCKA! said...

100!!

FORTUNATE
BECAUSE
I AM.

2:14 pm January, 31 Crucial Head said...

Fatefull
Bat-boy
Impersonation

2:16 pm January, 31 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

This guy’s nose could smell my scotch from two clicks.

2:26 pm January, 31 skrag2112 said...

Floppy
Ballsack
Inspector

2:27 pm January, 31 skrag2112 said...

Foul
Baby
Impaler

2:30 pm January, 31 skrag2112 said...

Fecal
Bolus
Ingester

2:34 pm January, 31 skrag2112 said...

Finds
Boys
Irresistible

2:35 pm January, 31 skrag2112 said...

Farts
Beethoven’s
Itinerary

3:30 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

*squniting from the bright light after coming out of the cave*
.
I see I missed an important game. Shit. Here’s a throw
.
Fermat
Belches
Inaudibly
(That’s for Mr. White)

3:31 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Flaming
Baboon
Intestines

3:32 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Farting
Beavers are
Inebriated

3:33 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Flaming
Bowel
Irritation

3:34 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fabulous
Bedazzler
Inventor

3:35 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Faulty
Ball
Ingestor

3:52 pm January, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fudgepacker
Belches
Inuits

4:15 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

Frank
Blew
Inside

4:16 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

Feigns
Boob
Interest

4:23 pm January, 31 mr.reeve said...

Forgot
Butt plug
In Nunzio’s Anus

4:25 pm January, 31 mr.reeve said...

Fragile
Butt hole
Inflamed

4:32 pm January, 31 Deltus said...

Faulty
‘Bag
Intelligence

7:27 pm January, 31 anon said...

Fucks
Boys
Impetuously

7:28 pm January, 31 anon said...

Fuckhead
Ballicking
Imbecile

7:28 pm January, 31 anon said...

Fully
Blatantly
Insufferable

8:30 pm January, 31 G said...

Fucking
Butthole
Impresario

9:25 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Friendly
Boob
Inspector

9:26 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Flicks
Bics
Incessantly

9:27 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Fwaps
Boys
Incognito

9:28 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Fuzzy
Balls
Impregnater

9:31 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Flat
Board
Inguinalherniator

9:37 pm January, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I suspect some sort of papal nuncio was involved here.

4:02 am February, 1 Motorcycle Accessories said...

Wait, I play the game bad, right? Either I’m all ironic? (Do not you think?)

10:01 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Frugal
Beef
Injector

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