Wednesday, February 2, 2011
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Busher Von Chin’s career as a human toxic mold tester got off to an auspicious debut when he found ‘Cienowskia Reticulata’ on Sandra’s party shoe.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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It’s amazing how much class a tiara can add to an outfit.
Snorting coke off of Clarissa’s foot ended poorly when Busher developed a deadly fungal infection in his sinuses. The previously undocumented pathogen was dubbed Phytopthera mandana in his honor.
My balls are so cold from blowing fuccking snow I must look at her later. Snow blows.
The above comments fully express my horror and disgust over this entire scene. I have nothing more to add.
Police and prosecutors were unable to charge Mr. Von Chin with a crime, as it is still technically legal to lick the bottom of a passed-out woman’s shoe in 17 states.
Interesting how his first instinct is to grab the closest phallac object he can find and simulate a handy with it.
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Interesting but not suprising.
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Roofied Sandra does look like a good time, though.
Giving a shoe a blow job while making douche sign to roofied shiny maybe hott while holding a drink at a birthday party with tiara and balloons in leather and velvet wallpaper bar is a first. Congrats Bushman. You are an innovator. An by innovator I mean serial date rapist.
Von Chin as Queen For A Day Wish-that HE gets to lick the silver slut’s shoes.
Busher snorts spiked heels for a high, and they in turn fly off Hotfoot Sandra Lee into the Hello Kitty balloon, bursting with a bang bigger’n a pair of antlered bucks in a breeding battle.
All of Busher’s Boy Scout training had paid off (always be prepared!) when he was able to adapt and improvise and use Sandra’s heel to remove the meat curtain of hers that became wedged between his back molar after performing analingus on her.
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No, that’s not a typo (for a change).
“Is this the spout that I blow into to make it rise again?”
Oh Hello Kitty balloon, may I suck out your helium and say something rediculuos to provide this party with the much needed levity it deserves. Go with your instincts Busher Von Chin. Fellate the shit out of that heel. You’re a shoemosexual, and that’s okay.
Busher’s near sightedness almost became fatal on karaoke night when he tried to serenade Sandra with his version of “You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'”.
Busher deftly demonstrates why we never have to fear any little Von Chin’s ever being born.
Busher’s keen sense of taste immediately told him that Sandra is one of the featured dancers at The Wooly Mammoth.
“How many licks of a hooker’s shoe does it take to get to the syphilis-filled center? Let’s find out. Ah one. Shit, Just one?”
Ladies and gentlemen! I’d like to direct you to the back of the club, where Sherman is about to perform a tribute to Rex Ryan.
Echo…..
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The club fell auspiciously quiet as Cornelius began to croon his favorite Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse songs.
“No Doctor, I swear I have no idea how I got Venereal Toejammitis of the tongue.”
“Hold on!”
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“If I lick here, I’m pretty sure I can keep your vagina from squeeking.”
As Sandra sat there and began to pass out from wondering where things went wrong in her life the thoughts that kept coming back to her were “Is this all there is? is this really worth it?”
Not looking forward to the arduous journey home on the railroad, Wilbur began somberly greasing up the handles on his pump cart.
The hamstring stretching competition was coming to a close, when a delirious Walter mistook Agatha’s heel for his gatorade cup.
Doctors were more than a little perturbed when Arnold started displaying symptoms of the Obsessive Compulsive strain of Hoof and Mouth disease.
Busher was about to get the surprise of a lifetime when he grabbed the hooker’s shoe and found Zyzzz written on the heel.
After winning a close battle with Miss Magnesium in the 2011 Miss World Metal Alloy Contest, Miss Aluminium takes a well-deserved break while a contest official inspects for possible heel-length violations.
It came as no surprise to Busher’s family that he failed every exam at podiatry school.
“This is the weirdest beer tap I’ve ever seen!”
After grabbing her heel and pumping for the third time Busher was treated to as much as he could handle of Sandra’s Special Pale Ale.
Monica was only runner up for highschool homecoming queen all those years ago, so she decided she was going to celibate in style when she won Miss Feature Dancer of Seaside Heights, NJ.
Her hand position leads me to believe she went commando on this night.
Now if she’ll just straighten her right leg quickly while sliding forward, she can act like a commando by poking the back of his throat with that fuccen spike he’s so interested in.
As the grape popped from Terry’s anus into his waiting mouth the party guests squealed with delight.
“Doctor, why does it hurt when I do this?”
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“Because she’s a fire crotch son.”
As Rex continued his magical yodels another cluster of purple, magenta and black balloons squelched out of Cindy’s bottom with a series of loud wet rubbery squeeks.
Things you will not hear a reputable shoe salesperson say: “You want to see this shoe in 7 1/2? Are you sure? Tastes a more like a size 8”
Busher engages in foreplay with Sandra’s party shoe prior to receiving his anal heel injection.
“Fetus, don’t fail me now!”
“Call me”, Tommy intoned to Tammy’s answering cervix.
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sorry.
Doin’ a blow job on a spiked heel is how you get it on AND off with Dr. Scholl.
Ralph verifies that yes, that is indeed dog shit that Lisa stepped in outside the club.
While the bar’s new vaginal breathalyser test was a popular new feature to the bar’s customers, every 3 or 4 weeks some patrons would complain of finding wet scabs on their tongues..
And suddenly, as a loud “SPPPRATCH-ACH-ACH-*fweeeet*” sound bellowed forth from Tara’s ass, Vinny’s tie stood straight up.
The secret of the Jersey Blowout is revealed.
“YOU GOT WORMSH? YOU SHHHOULD COME FISHIN’ WIFF USH!!! *hic*”
Even though several hardened, silvery layers of dead foot tissue had built up on the bottom of Gertrude’s bare feet, Arthur knew he was only a few thousand nibbles away from the healthy, fleshy pay dirt he so desired.
Feb 2, 2011. Hello Kitty and her therapist have a breakthrough and identify the source of her uncontrollable crying.
After a long and painstaking search, the prince had finally found Cinderella’s Gas Slipper.
There’s Samurai scrote, riffin’ on his douchey guitar.
Then there’s his cousin Busher Von Chin, reefin’ on spiked heels.
Oh, the madness a tight mandana brings on.
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“If the shoe doesn’t fit, you must lick it.”
Samurai Stiletto.
Samurpodophiliac Scrote.
Busher was well-heeled in the art of douchery.
White-tie affairs have really devolved of late.
After measuring twice and cutting once, Busher found that Sandra’s shoe would be a perfect fit for ass foot.
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(It looks like he’s grown part of a leg and foot out of his ass, no?)
“Excuse me ma’am, but what have you done with your DarkSock?”
A douchebag with a foot fetish is worth a tiara, a silver lame swimsuit, and one kick-boxing partner.
Busher knew that he had to find heels high enough for his retarded Siamese twin Hector who formed the rear end of their human centipede act if they were ever going to make it big.
Women who wear spike heels can benefit from the specialist Dr Busher Von Chin, who combines podiatry and gynecology in a single medical practice.
I can’t believe no one has gotten this one yet…
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Busher was sad to know that he would never own such a lovely pair of shoe such as these but he would never admit to tasting de feet.
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*hangs head in shame while watching the others come up with much better jokes*
Sandra offered her clients a rather unorthodox method of tongue piercing, but the price was right.
A Hello Kitty necklace will enhance any special occasion.
When Busher told his bros that Sandra would be walking funny the next day, this is not the scene they pictured.
Prognosticators warned us of the inevitable outcome of all those little fairy princess stores at the malls.
“Grab the MIKE, not the spike, you idiot!!”
Not truly understanding his Mom’s advice, Johnny makes an awkward attempt to become Lydia’s “sole-mate.”
“A spike in stock prices is a fair indicator of a split in stock values” gets a modern metaphorical workover in Professor Busher Vin Chin’s econ class.
As Busher begins his infamous Gene Simmons impersonation, Sandra’s smirk reveals that she remains unimpressed.
The fabled “Breakfast Club” at Purdue University claims another victim when one of the twirling Silver Twins gets “inducted.”
“Talk to the foot, creepo.”
Busher Vin Chin couldn’t believe any chick had six inches and had to see for himself, up close and personal.
Busher Von Chin delighted in giving the Texas Longhorn symbol whenever he encountered a polled shorthorn porch beef cow.
Smells Like Tiara Spirit
It’s never a good idea to drink spiked punch while wearing spiked platform shoes.
Damn, that dude doesn’t even know how to eat pussy.
Hellooooo, Kitty.
Goodbye-yi-yi-yi-yie, Pussy.
This is how you do mouth to mouth resuscitation, son!
Busher, the world-renowned flatus player, i shown here warming for his next performance of “Dust in Her Wind” in G major.
BUsher Von Chin’s first attempt at the shoe phone was a disappointing failure.
He saw the heel, it reminded him of penis, and he got an overwhelming urge to fellate it. *shrug*
Busher tries to call Charlie Sheen to the party by using a series of toots and squeaks known as Queefonics.
Hello Kitty wanted to stop by and offer some thoughts.
A gentleman always matches his mandana with his skinny, synthetic tie. Hello Kitty weeps.
To think that used to be a turn-on…
“Despite being right handed, and drunk, Sandy reacted quickly to Busher’s unexpected leg lift by covering her cock so as not to ruin her after-bar surprise for the clueless Busher.”
Dopey, a known fetishist, got the script all wrong trying to awaken Snow White.
she’s wearing stripper heels and stripper clothes. Why go the extra mile to cover the cooch?
The next HC of the NYJ.
at least she is smart enough to cover her crotch, to bad for us
Maybe a drink in a mind tiara birthday party balloons and hott wallpaper leather and velvet is the first measure. Good luck with Bushman. You’re an innovator.
Here’s the toker baby, one for heel and one for the toes.
Sorry baby but I’m just a little smashed and genetically challenged.
Payless Shoes and lots of signs of the Douche.
I see no less than 4 (four) rings on his hands.
She has a nice arch. I’d fwapp those size 6s – and the DB could clean up ’cause he wants to.
Graduation party after a long semester at the Rex Ryan School of Podiatry.
using transvestite panties in place of a Mandanna, Von Chin grabs her by the sex handle to pick the man-pubes out of his teeth…
I think her balls are hanging out (or perhaps she sat in some bubblicious?)
She is, like, whatever….
Busher shoots a sot rocket to lubricate Saron’s rapidly drying snail trail pad
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???
^ @ Creature
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Nothing. You’ve already told her twice!
I’ve always wanted to do this…
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Yes, That Muthafucka is late. 100 bitches!