Wednesday, February 2, 2011

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Busher Von Chin’s career as a human toxic mold tester got off to an auspicious debut when he found ‘Cienowskia Reticulata’ on Sandra’s party shoe.

# posted by douchebag1
1:29 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s amazing how much class a tiara can add to an outfit.

1:30 pm February, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

Snorting coke off of Clarissa’s foot ended poorly when Busher developed a deadly fungal infection in his sinuses. The previously undocumented pathogen was dubbed Phytopthera mandana in his honor.

1:33 pm February, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My balls are so cold from blowing fuccking snow I must look at her later. Snow blows.

1:35 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The above comments fully express my horror and disgust over this entire scene. I have nothing more to add.

1:35 pm February, 2 Mr. White said...

Police and prosecutors were unable to charge Mr. Von Chin with a crime, as it is still technically legal to lick the bottom of a passed-out woman’s shoe in 17 states.

1:36 pm February, 2 soy bomb said...

Interesting how his first instinct is to grab the closest phallac object he can find and simulate a handy with it.
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Interesting but not suprising.
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Roofied Sandra does look like a good time, though.

1:38 pm February, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Giving a shoe a blow job while making douche sign to roofied shiny maybe hott while holding a drink at a birthday party with tiara and balloons in leather and velvet wallpaper bar is a first. Congrats Bushman. You are an innovator. An by innovator I mean serial date rapist.

1:39 pm February, 2 Stephanie said...

Von Chin as Queen For A Day Wish-that HE gets to lick the silver slut’s shoes.

1:43 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Busher snorts spiked heels for a high, and they in turn fly off Hotfoot Sandra Lee into the Hello Kitty balloon, bursting with a bang bigger’n a pair of antlered bucks in a breeding battle.

1:43 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All of Busher’s Boy Scout training had paid off (always be prepared!) when he was able to adapt and improvise and use Sandra’s heel to remove the meat curtain of hers that became wedged between his back molar after performing analingus on her.
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No, that’s not a typo (for a change).

1:44 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Is this the spout that I blow into to make it rise again?”

1:46 pm February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh Hello Kitty balloon, may I suck out your helium and say something rediculuos to provide this party with the much needed levity it deserves. Go with your instincts Busher Von Chin. Fellate the shit out of that heel. You’re a shoemosexual, and that’s okay.

1:49 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher’s near sightedness almost became fatal on karaoke night when he tried to serenade Sandra with his version of “You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'”.

1:50 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher deftly demonstrates why we never have to fear any little Von Chin’s ever being born.

1:52 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher’s keen sense of taste immediately told him that Sandra is one of the featured dancers at The Wooly Mammoth.

1:53 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“How many licks of a hooker’s shoe does it take to get to the syphilis-filled center? Let’s find out. Ah one. Shit, Just one?”

1:54 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Ladies and gentlemen! I’d like to direct you to the back of the club, where Sherman is about to perform a tribute to Rex Ryan.

1:54 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Echo…..

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…….echo

1:55 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

The club fell auspiciously quiet as Cornelius began to croon his favorite Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse songs.

1:56 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“No Doctor, I swear I have no idea how I got Venereal Toejammitis of the tongue.”

1:56 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

“Hold on!”
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“If I lick here, I’m pretty sure I can keep your vagina from squeeking.”

1:56 pm February, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

As Sandra sat there and began to pass out from wondering where things went wrong in her life the thoughts that kept coming back to her were “Is this all there is? is this really worth it?”

1:57 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Not looking forward to the arduous journey home on the railroad, Wilbur began somberly greasing up the handles on his pump cart.

1:58 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

The hamstring stretching competition was coming to a close, when a delirious Walter mistook Agatha’s heel for his gatorade cup.

2:00 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Doctors were more than a little perturbed when Arnold started displaying symptoms of the Obsessive Compulsive strain of Hoof and Mouth disease.

2:01 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher was about to get the surprise of a lifetime when he grabbed the hooker’s shoe and found Zyzzz written on the heel.

2:01 pm February, 2 Hermit said...

After winning a close battle with Miss Magnesium in the 2011 Miss World Metal Alloy Contest, Miss Aluminium takes a well-deserved break while a contest official inspects for possible heel-length violations.

2:02 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It came as no surprise to Busher’s family that he failed every exam at podiatry school.

2:04 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“This is the weirdest beer tap I’ve ever seen!”

2:06 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After grabbing her heel and pumping for the third time Busher was treated to as much as he could handle of Sandra’s Special Pale Ale.

2:06 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Monica was only runner up for highschool homecoming queen all those years ago, so she decided she was going to celibate in style when she won Miss Feature Dancer of Seaside Heights, NJ.

2:07 pm February, 2 Wedgie said...

Her hand position leads me to believe she went commando on this night.
Now if she’ll just straighten her right leg quickly while sliding forward, she can act like a commando by poking the back of his throat with that fuccen spike he’s so interested in.

2:07 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

As the grape popped from Terry’s anus into his waiting mouth the party guests squealed with delight.

2:09 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Doctor, why does it hurt when I do this?”
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“Because she’s a fire crotch son.”

2:10 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

As Rex continued his magical yodels another cluster of purple, magenta and black balloons squelched out of Cindy’s bottom with a series of loud wet rubbery squeeks.

2:10 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Things you will not hear a reputable shoe salesperson say: “You want to see this shoe in 7 1/2? Are you sure? Tastes a more like a size 8”

2:10 pm February, 2 mr.reeve said...

Busher engages in foreplay with Sandra’s party shoe prior to receiving his anal heel injection.

2:10 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

“Fetus, don’t fail me now!”

2:11 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

“Call me”, Tommy intoned to Tammy’s answering cervix.
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sorry.

2:11 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Doin’ a blow job on a spiked heel is how you get it on AND off with Dr. Scholl.

2:12 pm February, 2 Hermit said...

Ralph verifies that yes, that is indeed dog shit that Lisa stepped in outside the club.

2:13 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

While the bar’s new vaginal breathalyser test was a popular new feature to the bar’s customers, every 3 or 4 weeks some patrons would complain of finding wet scabs on their tongues..

2:15 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

And suddenly, as a loud “SPPPRATCH-ACH-ACH-*fweeeet*” sound bellowed forth from Tara’s ass, Vinny’s tie stood straight up.

2:16 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

The secret of the Jersey Blowout is revealed.

2:17 pm February, 2 DarkSock said...

“YOU GOT WORMSH? YOU SHHHOULD COME FISHIN’ WIFF USH!!! *hic*”

2:18 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Even though several hardened, silvery layers of dead foot tissue had built up on the bottom of Gertrude’s bare feet, Arthur knew he was only a few thousand nibbles away from the healthy, fleshy pay dirt he so desired.

2:18 pm February, 2 dbBen said...

Feb 2, 2011. Hello Kitty and her therapist have a breakthrough and identify the source of her uncontrollable crying.

2:22 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

After a long and painstaking search, the prince had finally found Cinderella’s Gas Slipper.

2:23 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s Samurai scrote, riffin’ on his douchey guitar.
Then there’s his cousin Busher Von Chin, reefin’ on spiked heels.
Oh, the madness a tight mandana brings on.
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2:23 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

“If the shoe doesn’t fit, you must lick it.”

2:25 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Samurai Stiletto.

2:26 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Samurpodophiliac Scrote.

2:27 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

Busher was well-heeled in the art of douchery.

2:27 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

White-tie affairs have really devolved of late.

2:28 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After measuring twice and cutting once, Busher found that Sandra’s shoe would be a perfect fit for ass foot.
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(It looks like he’s grown part of a leg and foot out of his ass, no?)

2:28 pm February, 2 Crucial Head said...

“Excuse me ma’am, but what have you done with your DarkSock?”

2:31 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

A douchebag with a foot fetish is worth a tiara, a silver lame swimsuit, and one kick-boxing partner.

2:33 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher knew that he had to find heels high enough for his retarded Siamese twin Hector who formed the rear end of their human centipede act if they were ever going to make it big.

2:35 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Women who wear spike heels can benefit from the specialist Dr Busher Von Chin, who combines podiatry and gynecology in a single medical practice.

2:36 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I can’t believe no one has gotten this one yet…
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Busher was sad to know that he would never own such a lovely pair of shoe such as these but he would never admit to tasting de feet.
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*hangs head in shame while watching the others come up with much better jokes*

2:37 pm February, 2 Mr. White said...

Sandra offered her clients a rather unorthodox method of tongue piercing, but the price was right.

2:38 pm February, 2 Southern Scrotic said...

A Hello Kitty necklace will enhance any special occasion.

2:38 pm February, 2 Mr. White said...

When Busher told his bros that Sandra would be walking funny the next day, this is not the scene they pictured.

2:39 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Prognosticators warned us of the inevitable outcome of all those little fairy princess stores at the malls.

2:43 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“Grab the MIKE, not the spike, you idiot!!”

2:43 pm February, 2 Hermit said...

Not truly understanding his Mom’s advice, Johnny makes an awkward attempt to become Lydia’s “sole-mate.”

2:47 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“A spike in stock prices is a fair indicator of a split in stock values” gets a modern metaphorical workover in Professor Busher Vin Chin’s econ class.

2:48 pm February, 2 the motley douche said...

As Busher begins his infamous Gene Simmons impersonation, Sandra’s smirk reveals that she remains unimpressed.

2:50 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The fabled “Breakfast Club” at Purdue University claims another victim when one of the twirling Silver Twins gets “inducted.”

2:51 pm February, 2 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“Talk to the foot, creepo.”

2:55 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Busher Vin Chin couldn’t believe any chick had six inches and had to see for himself, up close and personal.

2:58 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Busher Von Chin delighted in giving the Texas Longhorn symbol whenever he encountered a polled shorthorn porch beef cow.

3:00 pm February, 2 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Smells Like Tiara Spirit

3:07 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s never a good idea to drink spiked punch while wearing spiked platform shoes.

3:08 pm February, 2 Beltman713 said...

Damn, that dude doesn’t even know how to eat pussy.

3:10 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hellooooo, Kitty.
Goodbye-yi-yi-yi-yie, Pussy.

3:13 pm February, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

This is how you do mouth to mouth resuscitation, son!

4:07 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher, the world-renowned flatus player, i shown here warming for his next performance of “Dust in Her Wind” in G major.

4:09 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

BUsher Von Chin’s first attempt at the shoe phone was a disappointing failure.

4:12 pm February, 2 Deltus said...

He saw the heel, it reminded him of penis, and he got an overwhelming urge to fellate it. *shrug*

4:14 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Busher tries to call Charlie Sheen to the party by using a series of toots and squeaks known as Queefonics.

4:46 pm February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hello Kitty wanted to stop by and offer some thoughts.

4:51 pm February, 2 Guid is Good said...

A gentleman always matches his mandana with his skinny, synthetic tie. Hello Kitty weeps.

5:44 pm February, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

To think that used to be a turn-on…

6:11 pm February, 2 Lil' Fartknocker said...

“Despite being right handed, and drunk, Sandy reacted quickly to Busher’s unexpected leg lift by covering her cock so as not to ruin her after-bar surprise for the clueless Busher.”

6:59 pm February, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Dopey, a known fetishist, got the script all wrong trying to awaken Snow White.

7:07 pm February, 2 Murphy said...

she’s wearing stripper heels and stripper clothes. Why go the extra mile to cover the cooch?

7:10 pm February, 2 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

The next HC of the NYJ.

8:57 pm February, 2 PicsOfLosers said...

at least she is smart enough to cover her crotch, to bad for us

11:49 pm February, 2 Motorcycle Parts said...

Maybe a drink in a mind tiara birthday party balloons and hott wallpaper leather and velvet is the first measure. Good luck with Bushman. You’re an innovator.

5:40 am February, 3 Just Me said...

Here’s the toker baby, one for heel and one for the toes.

Sorry baby but I’m just a little smashed and genetically challenged.

6:44 am February, 3 Collaz B. Popped said...

Payless Shoes and lots of signs of the Douche.

I see no less than 4 (four) rings on his hands.

She has a nice arch. I’d fwapp those size 6s – and the DB could clean up ’cause he wants to.

7:03 am February, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

Graduation party after a long semester at the Rex Ryan School of Podiatry.

9:08 am February, 3 Captain Garanichode said...

using transvestite panties in place of a Mandanna, Von Chin grabs her by the sex handle to pick the man-pubes out of his teeth…

9:34 am February, 3 Captain Garanichode said...

I think her balls are hanging out (or perhaps she sat in some bubblicious?)

10:53 am February, 3 Vincent Van Douche said...

She is, like, whatever….

9:16 pm February, 3 creature said...

Busher shoots a sot rocket to lubricate Saron’s rapidly drying snail trail pad

9:41 pm February, 3 creature said...

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???

11:00 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ Creature
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Nothing. You’ve already told her twice!

11:00 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ve always wanted to do this…
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Yes, That Muthafucka is late. 100 bitches!

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