Thursday, February 3, 2011
Charles Dickens Has Tea and Biscuits With the Queen
Emma Thompson does not approve of his not so Big Ben.
For his Sex Pistols are London Bridging her Fish and Chips.
Winston Churchill.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
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- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I wish a “cheerio, can-do” death upon Little Ben here.
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And I want to mind Emma’s gap.
Thank you DB1, rage returning to previous levels. Is that Mary Worth tattooed on his arm?
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This Speedo is a Speedon’t. Your fish and chips are on display douche and it appears you’re sporting quite the Sardine.
Justin Bieber tattoos? Is this a new trend or an old one that I missed?
Eel pie and mash, but, mostly mash.
Chavvy minge.
Is he peeing in her hip marrow?
British Speedo=failed plum smuggling
Try again dickhead
Load of old bollocks.
After the accident, Douche Leppard’s drummer learned to carry on his craft with only one testicle.
That’s a sweet ass tatt of K.D. Lang, Son.
K.D. Lang? I thought that was Bowie in Labyrinth
In the middle of his “PIG-PIG-SOOOOOOOUIIIEEEE!” at the 2011 Hog Calling Contest, Garth realized by the panting girl on his leg that he’d mistakenly let fly with a slam-pig call.
Son
Why does he have a tattoo of Anjelica Huston ??
Gabe flinched in agony as Tonya’s novelty treble hook belly ring found purchase in the soft flesh of his urethra tip.
Why does he have a tattoo of Zyzzz, Son?
Why does he have a tattoo of Spock?
Charles is hoping there are some Germans around willing to blitz his buttkreig.
Why does he have a tattoo of a Thundercat?
Son
No, its a tatt of Mowgli from “The Jungle Book”. Or maybe Paul McCartney? He was “the cute one”.
I could have gone a long time without having to see this nitwit doing his chimpanzee impersonation
Instead of using the “royal we” this douche uses the “royal wee-wee” to be obnoxious.
No wait! His tattoo is of the youngest boy from the TV show “Eight is Enough”.
This is why we revolted against the British, isn’t it?
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Anyway, I think she may have a sister.
I’m not groovin’ the Tea (or tea bag), though her natural bisquick tea cakes are acceptable.
Well, I guess on the bright side he always knows how long a centimeter is.
Union Jack-Off, son.
Why does he have a tattoo of dead John Ritter on his arm? Son.
She can easily crumpet with a well-placed knee.
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Cor, lass, let ‘im ‘ave it in th’ jimmy, wot?
The speedo is showing his bangers and mash. Son.
His meat and two veg are too small for him to aspire to the Aesthetics, Bra. You comin’ at me Bra. You mirin jelly faggots.
Emma was not impressed by Ben’s pickup line of “Do you like Dickens?” Son.
@Wheezer, really? If she was wearing say a blue bikini would you say the same thing?
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After much deliberation I’m pretty sure its a tattoo of himself when he was younger. Who needs a wallet anymore?
If you look very closely Britdouche has two left arms.
Maybe he has “Sabio” tattooed on his right palm.
@Rev 12:30p its clearly Joyce DeWitt or John Denver before he needed glasses. Clearly.
If that was Nancy Dreuche’s Viagra boner on masturbation day, Boobies’ drink would be in full shade and he would be stoned.
^You mother fuckin’ know it, Rev.
If that is a clitoris, it is indeed impressive. If it’s a penis, not so much. Small penii make the tattoo of young George Harrison gently weep.
Luckily she’s wearing safety glasses. He could put out an eye with that straw.
That straw in his blue-capped drink has a bigger hard-on than his weenus.
Charles, even these guys think you suck…
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His London Bridge, having fallen down, is trying to stand up, but he’s whistling Dixie. Wrong tune, dude.
I’d hazard a guess he’s been teabagged and force fed hardtack biscuits instead.
He oughta be keel-hauled for wearin’ a Speedo.
Winston Turd-Chill
Like Prince Albert, he comes in a can.
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Unlike Prince Albert, it’s through a glory-hole doily.
This jackass could wear a G-string backwards and still have enough coverage for his “package”. And his tatt is of Orlando Bloom when played Legolas.
She is hott despite the 5-head. Could be the side boob.
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I peed in a girl’s hip flexor once….
http://www.sports-injury-info.com/image-files/hip-pain-hip-flexor.jpg
Thanks, I didn’t want to know your religion.
This douche is so white he gives snow an inferiority complex.
This douche is so white he makes Pat Robertson look like Mr. T.
This douche is so white he makes her bikini look like a used bus station mop.
This douche is so white he’s blinding the Martians right now.
This douche is so white he has been suggested as a source of alternative energy.
This douche is so white that it is always daylight wherever he is.
This douche is so white he’s legally required to stay in a locked cellar on Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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Huh???
Conducious 12:29 FTW. Son.
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This douche is so white, Charlie Sheen tried to snort him.
Heh, dickensian douchebaggery at its finest. Estella looks like she is awkwardly trying to evade the approaches of Pipbag. She is just keeping her distance and thinking of England.
Is that his own arm or is that a stand in arm? Doesn’t match.
If I were him I would have went for the funny joke, and put a sock in my speedo,for the pool laughs, of course. He looks stupid.
He’s so white you can’t see the coke on his boogers.
He’s so white his lawn bleeds when you mow it.
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What?……stupid Ambien™, Son
He’s so white he makes Belinda Carlisle look ghetto.
He peed in a sea horse once.
@Scrotato Head
That_video_was_priceless.