Thursday, February 3, 2011

Charles Dickens Has Tea and Biscuits With the Queen

Emma Thompson does not approve of his not so Big Ben.

For his Sex Pistols are London Bridging her Fish and Chips.

Winston Churchill.

# posted by douchebag1
11:32 am February, 3 soy bomb said...

I wish a “cheerio, can-do” death upon Little Ben here.
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And I want to mind Emma’s gap.

11:36 am February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Thank you DB1, rage returning to previous levels. Is that Mary Worth tattooed on his arm?
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This Speedo is a Speedon’t. Your fish and chips are on display douche and it appears you’re sporting quite the Sardine.

11:38 am February, 3 Blinded by the Shite said...

Justin Bieber tattoos? Is this a new trend or an old one that I missed?

11:39 am February, 3 Blinded by the Shite said...

Eel pie and mash, but, mostly mash.

11:41 am February, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Chavvy minge.

11:45 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

Is he peeing in her hip marrow?

11:45 am February, 3 mr.reeve said...

British Speedo=failed plum smuggling
Try again dickhead

11:46 am February, 3 Blinded by the Shite said...

Load of old bollocks.

11:46 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

After the accident, Douche Leppard’s drummer learned to carry on his craft with only one testicle.

11:47 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

That’s a sweet ass tatt of K.D. Lang, Son.

11:49 am February, 3 mr.reeve said...

K.D. Lang? I thought that was Bowie in Labyrinth

11:49 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

In the middle of his “PIG-PIG-SOOOOOOOUIIIEEEE!” at the 2011 Hog Calling Contest, Garth realized by the panting girl on his leg that he’d mistakenly let fly with a slam-pig call.

11:49 am February, 3 mr.reeve said...

Son

11:50 am February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Why does he have a tattoo of Anjelica Huston ??

11:51 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

Gabe flinched in agony as Tonya’s novelty treble hook belly ring found purchase in the soft flesh of his urethra tip.

11:51 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

Why does he have a tattoo of Zyzzz, Son?

11:52 am February, 3 DarkSock said...

Why does he have a tattoo of Spock?

11:53 am February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Charles is hoping there are some Germans around willing to blitz his buttkreig.

11:54 am February, 3 mr.reeve said...

Why does he have a tattoo of a Thundercat?
Son

12:06 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

No, its a tatt of Mowgli from “The Jungle Book”. Or maybe Paul McCartney? He was “the cute one”.

12:07 pm February, 3 Vin Douchal said...

I could have gone a long time without having to see this nitwit doing his chimpanzee impersonation

12:11 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Instead of using the “royal we” this douche uses the “royal wee-wee” to be obnoxious.

12:13 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

No wait! His tattoo is of the youngest boy from the TV show “Eight is Enough”.

12:18 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

This is why we revolted against the British, isn’t it?
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Anyway, I think she may have a sister.

12:26 pm February, 3 Captain Garanichode said...

I’m not groovin’ the Tea (or tea bag), though her natural bisquick tea cakes are acceptable.

12:27 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Well, I guess on the bright side he always knows how long a centimeter is.

12:29 pm February, 3 Condouchious said...

Union Jack-Off, son.

12:30 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why does he have a tattoo of dead John Ritter on his arm? Son.

12:31 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

She can easily crumpet with a well-placed knee.
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Cor, lass, let ‘im ‘ave it in th’ jimmy, wot?

12:32 pm February, 3 Condouchious said...

The speedo is showing his bangers and mash. Son.

12:33 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His meat and two veg are too small for him to aspire to the Aesthetics, Bra. You comin’ at me Bra. You mirin jelly faggots.

12:34 pm February, 3 Condouchious said...

Emma was not impressed by Ben’s pickup line of “Do you like Dickens?” Son.

12:34 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Wheezer, really? If she was wearing say a blue bikini would you say the same thing?
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After much deliberation I’m pretty sure its a tattoo of himself when he was younger. Who needs a wallet anymore?

12:34 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you look very closely Britdouche has two left arms.

12:37 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

Maybe he has “Sabio” tattooed on his right palm.

12:37 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev 12:30p its clearly Joyce DeWitt or John Denver before he needed glasses. Clearly.

12:41 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If that was Nancy Dreuche’s Viagra boner on masturbation day, Boobies’ drink would be in full shade and he would be stoned.

12:48 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

^You mother fuckin’ know it, Rev.

12:49 pm February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If that is a clitoris, it is indeed impressive. If it’s a penis, not so much. Small penii make the tattoo of young George Harrison gently weep.

12:56 pm February, 3 Southern Scrotic said...

Luckily she’s wearing safety glasses. He could put out an eye with that straw.

1:07 pm February, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That straw in his blue-capped drink has a bigger hard-on than his weenus.

1:08 pm February, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Charles, even these guys think you suck…
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1:12 pm February, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His London Bridge, having fallen down, is trying to stand up, but he’s whistling Dixie. Wrong tune, dude.

1:15 pm February, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d hazard a guess he’s been teabagged and force fed hardtack biscuits instead.
He oughta be keel-hauled for wearin’ a Speedo.

1:30 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

Winston Turd-Chill

1:30 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

Like Prince Albert, he comes in a can.
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Unlike Prince Albert, it’s through a glory-hole doily.

1:40 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This jackass could wear a G-string backwards and still have enough coverage for his “package”. And his tatt is of Orlando Bloom when played Legolas.

2:47 pm February, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is hott despite the 5-head. Could be the side boob.
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I peed in a girl’s hip flexor once….
http://www.sports-injury-info.com/image-files/hip-pain-hip-flexor.jpg

2:52 pm February, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

Thanks, I didn’t want to know your religion.

3:24 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche is so white he gives snow an inferiority complex.

3:25 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche is so white he makes Pat Robertson look like Mr. T.

3:26 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche is so white he makes her bikini look like a used bus station mop.

3:27 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche is so white he’s blinding the Martians right now.

3:34 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This douche is so white he has been suggested as a source of alternative energy.

3:57 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This douche is so white that it is always daylight wherever he is.

4:05 pm February, 3 Deltus said...

This douche is so white he’s legally required to stay in a locked cellar on Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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Huh???

8:51 pm February, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Conducious 12:29 FTW. Son.
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This douche is so white, Charlie Sheen tried to snort him.

9:31 pm February, 3 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Heh, dickensian douchebaggery at its finest. Estella looks like she is awkwardly trying to evade the approaches of Pipbag. She is just keeping her distance and thinking of England.

9:37 pm February, 3 Stephanie said...

Is that his own arm or is that a stand in arm? Doesn’t match.
If I were him I would have went for the funny joke, and put a sock in my speedo,for the pool laughs, of course. He looks stupid.

9:57 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

He’s so white you can’t see the coke on his boogers.

9:58 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

He’s so white his lawn bleeds when you mow it.
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What?……stupid Ambien™, Son

9:59 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

He’s so white he makes Belinda Carlisle look ghetto.

11:39 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

He peed in a sea horse once.

8:22 pm February, 4 Sir David Douchenborough said...

@Scrotato Head

That_video_was_priceless.

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