Thursday, February 17, 2011
Dieter Von Choaalsmark
He has ways of making us talk.
And they involve tanning beds.
But props to Bridgitte for perfecting the Chantal Goya in Godard’s Masculin Féminin hair.
Yeah, that was a reference to 1960s late Nouvelle Vague cinema. I need a coffee.
Shirt or paint?
Buy
KY
Lex Poothor: KY Jelly Personal Lubricant Sales Vendor.
Somehow, the hipster glasses accessory he’s affected has backfired; rather than making him appear to be smarter, it makes other hipsters everywhere wearing Ugoff glasses appear to be universally 5% dumber.
I have a feeling Boris and Natasha here lack a sense of humor. I guess that’s not that important these days. Perfectly sculpted eyebrows seems to be the focus.
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Hey, he must be super smart because of his glasses. We should give him a pass.
Why is it that Hotts are noticeably hotter in this style of eyeglasses, but douches are equally and oppositely douchier?
Either I have just invented a few new words or I’ve misspelled some old ones.
I vill break you.
But first let me remove these designer glasses that I do not need, but make me look edumacated….
Vat do you mean they no make me look edumacated?
Vin Diesel-Dyke
Vai do I no read prior posts so as not to duplicate jokes?
carry on…
Why yes, there ARE no lenses in my glasses
“Birgit insists on the use of KY when she takes me with a strap on…she doesnt like to exert herself…plus, it makes my face so soft and supple”
DB1. Can I have the two minutes of my life back that I wasted watching your french film clip? Hope tomorrow’s pear makes up for that.
Komrad Seigfreid III says, “Zis is K.A.O.S., we don’t do straight here.”
The new BKY Ear Grommet / mp3 Player
Hymie, stop pulling my leg.
@ Magnum
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That shit went waaay over my pointy head
Not the Craw, the Craw.
Batman KY lube suit
Buggers
Kazakhstanian
Yaks
Backdoor
Kornholes
Yetis
Udouche Kier
@Magnum, you’ll never get that time back. None of us will get that time back. Watching some uppity french chick brush her hair was considered artsy in the 60s. Le Lame.
Bavarian
Koccksucking
Youths
Belarus
Kocknob
Yankers
Bulgarian
Kink
Yams
.
A local delicacy.
This is the time on Sprockets when we dance! Lieber meiner luft minky.
99 German Goo Girls Luftballoons.
i believe those bukkake shields belong to her… now step back douche or get ready for my flying yogurt trick!
Chabrol was better.
Buy a fuccen vowel for that shirt Pat.
A model, idiot?
I’d listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude
Faster Pussycat!
@ DL & The News,
I like the “Zoolander” reference.
Forget waterboarding. Just have Dieter stare at ’em and they’ll crack.
Either that or die laughing. It’s worth the risk. To protect America.
His eyes look like infected stab wounds on the back of Vin Diesel’s scalp.
To add to Reverend Chad’s comment, here is Dieter when he wore a black mock turtleneck.
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And more kudos to Rev C for his “Get Smart” reference.
That KY stands for Kentucky, although I wouldn’t put a KY Jelly-Dong past either of ’em.
Mein Herr.
this pic just went right over my head.
i just wish i could shoot it down with a Remington as it flew over my head.
She’s totally rocking that Julianne Moore in Big Lebowski look. Which reminds me that I haven’t watched that movie in the last 6 months…