Thursday, February 17, 2011

Dieter Von Choaalsmark

He has ways of making us talk.

And they involve tanning beds.

But props to Bridgitte for perfecting the Chantal Goya in Godard’s Masculin Féminin hair.

Yeah, that was a reference to 1960s late Nouvelle Vague cinema. I need a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
9:39 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Shirt or paint?
Buy
KY

9:48 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Lex Poothor: KY Jelly Personal Lubricant Sales Vendor.

9:50 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Somehow, the hipster glasses accessory he’s affected has backfired; rather than making him appear to be smarter, it makes other hipsters everywhere wearing Ugoff glasses appear to be universally 5% dumber.

9:53 am February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

I have a feeling Boris and Natasha here lack a sense of humor. I guess that’s not that important these days. Perfectly sculpted eyebrows seems to be the focus.
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Hey, he must be super smart because of his glasses. We should give him a pass.

9:57 am February, 17 smackdouche said...

Why is it that Hotts are noticeably hotter in this style of eyeglasses, but douches are equally and oppositely douchier?

9:57 am February, 17 smackdouche said...

Either I have just invented a few new words or I’ve misspelled some old ones.

10:15 am February, 17 Douchesquire said...

I vill break you.

But first let me remove these designer glasses that I do not need, but make me look edumacated….

10:16 am February, 17 Douchesquire said...

Vat do you mean they no make me look edumacated?

10:17 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Vin Diesel-Dyke

10:20 am February, 17 Douchesquire said...

Vai do I no read prior posts so as not to duplicate jokes?

carry on…

10:21 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Why yes, there ARE no lenses in my glasses

10:22 am February, 17 Douchesquire said...

“Birgit insists on the use of KY when she takes me with a strap on…she doesnt like to exert herself…plus, it makes my face so soft and supple”

10:24 am February, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DB1. Can I have the two minutes of my life back that I wasted watching your french film clip? Hope tomorrow’s pear makes up for that.

10:25 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Komrad Seigfreid III says, “Zis is K.A.O.S., we don’t do straight here.”

10:25 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

The new BKY Ear Grommet / mp3 Player

10:25 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hymie, stop pulling my leg.

10:26 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

@ Magnum
.
That shit went waaay over my pointy head

10:26 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Not the Craw, the Craw.

10:27 am February, 17 Stephanie said...

Batman KY lube suit

10:28 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Buggers
Kazakhstanian
Yaks

10:30 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Backdoor
Kornholes
Yetis

10:33 am February, 17 smackdouche said...

Udouche Kier

10:49 am February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Magnum, you’ll never get that time back. None of us will get that time back. Watching some uppity french chick brush her hair was considered artsy in the 60s. Le Lame.

10:50 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bavarian
Koccksucking
Youths

11:05 am February, 17 Anonymous said...

Belarus
Kocknob
Yankers

11:05 am February, 17 Deltus said...

Bulgarian
Kink
Yams
.
A local delicacy.

11:11 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is the time on Sprockets when we dance! Lieber meiner luft minky.

11:12 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

99 German Goo Girls Luftballoons.

11:16 am February, 17 douche bagel said...

i believe those bukkake shields belong to her… now step back douche or get ready for my flying yogurt trick!

11:17 am February, 17 Luis Douchuel said...

Chabrol was better.

11:23 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Buy a fuccen vowel for that shirt Pat.

11:25 am February, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

A model, idiot?

11:28 am February, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I’d listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude

2:10 pm February, 17 Pliny said...

Faster Pussycat!

2:45 pm February, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ DL & The News,
I like the “Zoolander” reference.

3:09 pm February, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Forget waterboarding. Just have Dieter stare at ’em and they’ll crack.

3:09 pm February, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Either that or die laughing. It’s worth the risk. To protect America.

3:13 pm February, 17 DarkSock said...

His eyes look like infected stab wounds on the back of Vin Diesel’s scalp.

3:34 pm February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

To add to Reverend Chad’s comment, here is Dieter when he wore a black mock turtleneck.

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And more kudos to Rev C for his “Get Smart” reference.

10:11 pm February, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That KY stands for Kentucky, although I wouldn’t put a KY Jelly-Dong past either of ’em.
Mein Herr.

6:06 am February, 18 Steve L. said...

this pic just went right over my head.
i just wish i could shoot it down with a Remington as it flew over my head.

6:19 am February, 18 Tony Ventresca said...

She’s totally rocking that Julianne Moore in Big Lebowski look. Which reminds me that I haven’t watched that movie in the last 6 months…

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