Monday, February 21, 2011
The Kennedy Head Wound ‘Bag
Back… and to the left… back… and to the left…
Too soon?
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
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- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Nah DB1, not soon enough. Just like this douche and a date with the treadmill.
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Worst.combover.ever.
This guy needs a real head wound, from a fish slap.
This guy is just a dirty fuckhead. He did use dye though. She’s had one case of HPV, but that was in grade school, and will provide him blowies as long as he keeps off brown liquor and doesn’t hit the kids. He also needs a shower, shave, and haberdasher to improve his earning potential. Son.
Mary Jo: Teddy, Teddy, I think I’m pregnant.
Teddy: Don’t worry Mary Jo, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
^^The classics never die.
It is the hair styling from “Something About Mary”
http://mimg.ugo.com/200806/20612/Hair-gel.jpg
Have we seen this guy before?
Four Prong should drown him in hair gel for such a disgrace!!
Jimmy’s mom proudly hugged him for winning the Special Olympics Science Fair with his reenactment of the Zapruder Film using Lady Clairol™.
Jimmy’s mom proudly hugged him for winning the Special Olympics Science Fair with his reenactment of his moment of conception using his head as the egg. And Lady Clairol™.
Jimmy’s mom proudly hugged him for winning the Special Olympics Science Fair with his reenactment of
“My Grampa Bob’s Massive Stroke” using Lady Clairol™.
Jimmy’s mom proudly hugged him for winning the Special Olympics Science Fair with his reenactment of “Fat Douche Abusing Home Hair Coloring Products”, using Lady Clairol™.
Being on a restrictive budget, Bobby resorted to buying his Andy Warhol Licensed Toupee™ one square inch at a time.
Little known fact: Kennedy was the first U.S. president to use The Flying Spaghetti Monster to make all his important decisions (Bay of Pigs, Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam, how to kill Marilyn Monroe, etc.).
This picture belongs on the web site, “Two People That Nobody Would Fucc.”
Wow, that Jimmy Kimmel…..really can’t pull any tail.
COME AT ME, BRO…..literally…..
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“You’ll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards.”
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That question is now answered on a couple of different levels.
This girl is real world hott. This guy is real world pudd.
How do you even begin to describe this haircut to your barber?
Head Wound Bag: “I want a crew cut mixed with a 12.7% portion of Flock of Seagulls. Do you think you can swing that, Andre?”
Andre: “No problem.”
Turnip ‘do. F.F.A.’s answer to ‘do sculpture. You go, future farmer.
@ONETRUEDOUCHE 1:46p, you nailed it buddy. Great pic comparison. Totally forgot about that movie and that scene.
@Wheezer 3:35
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I just read that and I think the author meant to say Zyyzzz either way it’s just wrong.
THAT FAGOATH HA NO FUCCEN TARMAL AND NO LADY FUCCEN CLAIROL! FUCCNE TM!
Related story: I was at Trader Joe’s this weekend, buying chocolate chip cookies and coffee. When I got in the checkout line, I was behind an elderly woman with…unusual hair. She had thinning, grayish/whitish/yellowing hair you’d expect of someone in advanced age. That was what was on the sides of her head, anyway. On the top? A thick ponytail of dark brown/red hair erupting from the very center of her head. It was one of the strangest things I’ve seen in a while, at least in terms of personal grooming. Why would you cut off your granddaughter’s ponytail in her sleep and then glue it onto your own head? I mean, come on, we all get older and uglier. Try to go there with some grace.
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Everybody was starting at her, and this is a Trader Joe’s that employs a man who clearly had half of his face blown off in some godforsaken U.S. war. (Nice guy, though.) You could tell people felt bad…until she started cussing out the checker over an alleged mishandling some free trade, organic, cruety-free, shade-grown spaghetti sauce. Or something. But in that moment of bitchiness, all of us in the store were relieved–we could stare and mock in uour heads all we wanted. Because she was a bitch.
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This guy’s hair kind of reminds me of that bitchy old granddaughter ponytail assaulter.
@Wheezer 3:35
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Nowadays a body has to go through a 10 minute registration ordeal just to add “I peed in a horse once” to a comment thread. Dammit….t’aint worth it.
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I did get a response once from a moderator from the LA Times actually email me back saying “You KNOW we’re not going to print that….”
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It’s a fair cop.
Brilliant! And no, 48 years is not too soon.
Those bastards are on to you, ‘Sock. Stand up for your fuccen free speech rights, damnit! If they can let Snooki write a book, then you need to get as MAD AS HELL…..
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(Everyone knew where that one was going, right?)
@Wheezer 3:35, apparently the gods are not pleased…
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/02/22/new.zealand.earthquake/
Shaddup Mr. White. This is not the website for novels!!
I’m back bitches. Get some.
Is this Ben’s standby in “There’s something about Mary?”
Did she just squirt on his head?
What is with claw-hand? I usually like my chicks to have smaller fingers than me… Skeletor begone!!
Society is lost if this semi-decent girl is hugging the fry-guy… Unless she likes them unsalted.
“Hang on Kentucky. Lemme snap a pic because this shit is never gonna happen in Nebraska!!”
“OMG you’re so hot!!! 2 Live Crew is gonna be soooo jealous!!”
No doubt this dude passed out and she tried to pull for a corn cob….
Fuck it. My shit wasn’t funny. Just shave your balls dude… Seriously!!
Jimmy’s mom proudly hugged him for winning the Special Olympics Science Fair along with his reenactment of.
I bet lemur-eyed Tricia is real, real proud to be seen in public with this dope.
@ VegasAntiDouche:
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Plinky…?
Wheatstalk’s half brother sure can pull the hotts.
So long as her name isn’t Mary Jo, it isn’t too soon…
Paging Mr Oswald. Would Mr Oswald please report to the snipers perch.
What the fuck, seriously.
It’s never too soon. Lincoln, I’m looking in your direction.
Uh, oh, hmmmm. Just because a tasteless douchebag makes an idiot of himself by weirdly emphasizing his naturally occurring white-hair-amid-the-black-sea (a la Jay Leno for one, whose own has turned gray now), and we do mock the same idiocy; does not really excuse that tasteless title “Kennedy Head Wound Bag.” (and I’ve never been an admirerer of the Kennedys)
No tarmal for you, DB1. At least for a spell.
His math is this: when you’re already super ugly,add more ugly.
She loves the “special people”.
I don’t like flock of seagulls but I can see that she does.