Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Dialing It Back with Minor Hipster Pudliness and Healthy Female Ubergnaw
Yikes, those last two posts were pretty revoltingly high for sheer wrongess of potentially real coital coupling.
And that just makes your humble narrator scratch himself furtively and engage in primal alcoholism.
And you don’t wanna see me engage in primal alcoholism. It’s what psychoanalytic theorist Lacan would describe as “The Self/Other Fortified Wine Stage.”
So we’ll dial it back with some quality hottness and only minor hipster pudness violations on the part of Trent and Kenny.
But if you want to keep up the karmic pain of uberdouche going, there’s always Douchebag Eyeball Lick. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Mams glorious mams
Amazing race host and partially dessicated mummy-husk Phil Keoghan on the right.
That’s the type of hotness that really has to be jiggling for you to fully appreciate it.
Dude McC has a point; she needs to be filmed slo-mo riding a 12-speed Schwinn down a flight of stairs.
thank you.
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that is all.
^tastefully.
This has to be:
1. some type of infomercial
2. some type of “dating” show
3. backstage at an Old Navy commercial
or
4. at some shitty bar in Manitowoc Wisconsin that was having a wet T-shirt contest that Chad didn’t understand he wasn’t eligible for.
Either she has a bad hip tatt or Kenny has a gangreen penis hanging out of his pocket.
The Amazing Yeast
How I Met Your Mother’s Fist
Two and A Half Testicles
Deadliest Snatch
21 Jump Bleeth
Swift Kick With Nancy Grace
Big Bang Furry
Dancing With The Scrods
The Grundle Wife
American Pickass
Three’s Fucked.
The Joy Bewhore Show
American Ahol.
Somehow I think when they make out it’ll be the two dudes and Vanessa will be pissed they won’t listen to her complain about her boyfriend.
SPawn Wars.
Slimefeld
Dead Wood
Fraude.
Boners
The Mary Tyler Whore Show.
BattleWhore ButtLactater
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^what?
The Big GangBang Query
60 Men Ate.
Glad He Ate ‘er
Wild Peendom
cLOSER
Is She Really Going Down On Him?
60 minutes with Morty Safeword
The Mandy Ripoff Show.
Beaver and Butthole
iFarty
American Midol
Let’s Make Her Squeal.
Gilligan’s JellyDong
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I’m not even tryin’ anymore…
Minute, I’m Finished
You’re Not Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
Leave It In Beaver
The Spoogative.
Sperm Notice
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( Burn Notice is awesome, BTW, movie about Bruce Campbell’s character, Sam Axe, coming out next month )
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NCIS: Her Anus
Feel of Fortune
Little Emascules.
Curb Your Urethra
One Pee Butt
Hollywood Squirts
The Lice Is Right.
PoonHump Empire
Bronanza.
Hawaii Stank Ho
So You Think You Can Squirt?
America’s Got Phallus
The Orifice
Loathesome Dove.
Phallus.
Two Men in a Little Lady
Snot’s Landing.
B.J. And The Hair.
Desperate Ass Wipes
Hawaii Fuck-yo
Everybody Hates Piss
Cornhole O’Brien
Last Call with My Penis
Following the Tonight Show with Syphillis
Spooge Center
It’s Never Sunny in her Vagina
All In The Mammaly
Pee’rs
The Scornbirds.
ABC Wide World of Sharts
Svends
Sphinctius and Ferb
“Ubergnaw” is right, DB1 !!
The Borance Milk Show
Jimmy Kegel.
My So-Called Butt Plug
Live With Egregious And Smelly
Spunk’d
Parks and Necrophiliation
Silver Spooges starring Ricky Scroter
St. Smellswhere
The Two-Gay Show
Chicago Nope.
Fwapper
Gilligan’s Guyland
S.M.A.S.H.
Miami Slice.
Without a Taint
C.H.I.M.P.S.
Grape Gape
The Fanny
Two’s Humpin’ Me
Fwapper John G.E.D.
The Greatest American Dildo
Gays Of Our Lives.
Barney Smeller
Poochhermama
Land Of The Least
Mr. Roger’s Labia Hood
Genital Hospital
The Gays of our Lives
Signe And The Seamonsters.
Antique Choad Show
Beaver & Buttheads
FLOPS
Pole Train
America’s Least Cunted.
The Cummi Bears
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Followed by
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SpunkTales (wooo woo wo!)
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Followed by
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Chip N Dale’s Rescue Bangers
Yo! MTV Felches
The Wild Wild Breast
Fairy King Live.
The Blumpkins
3rd Cockk from Her Poon
The Bugs Bunny And Load Hummer Show
Adventures of Dildo County Jr.
Star Schmeck
Boy Meats Girl
Baa Baa Black Poop
Rump Patrol
Mystery Porn Theater 3000
Maidenhead Revisited
Clifford The Big Red Dong
Max Head Poon
Walker Texas Dangler
Dick In Dyke Show
Extreme Fuck-Over: Hump Edition
Hello…? Anybody in here?
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*walks over to light switch by the door*
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KLICK!
Dirty Cocck
Spunked
^That makes me want TV again. All I can afford are the dinners TV makes though.
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These three are making my favorite hand gesture, The SuperShocker: One in Pink and Two that Stink.
Also, add Hepatitus A-Team to the list for me please.
Gaywatch
Two Guys, a Girl and A Pizza Face (Pimply kid character not pictured)
Family Thighs
The Tonight Hole
Knight Ride Her
Rockwood
Yeastbound & Clowns
@Darksock ^3:40
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“Mr. Roger’s Labia Hood” for the win!
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Gawd.
Colbert Rebored
Hogan’s Herpes
Dora the Anal Explorer
Blue’s Poos
Poo Blood
American Mourning.
Ren and Gimpy.
Boardwalk Assfire
The Jabronoes.
Late Night With David Largeman,
Law & Order: Penile Implant
Law & Order: Rectal Victims Unit
Seinfelch
Fuck I hate Jimmy Kimmel. Goodnight. Son.
The Love Goatse
Clappy Days
The Real Whore Dives in Orange County
Brown Road Truckers
How I Mount Your Mother
Goatse Hunters
Vag Fire Diaries
Fraggle Cocck
Six Feet In Her
Holmes on Homos
I’m breaking the meme for a second. The guy on the left…I wanna punch him in the gut. But at the same time I want him to wear my snatch like a goatee, and I know it’s only because of the glasses. God damnit. It works both ways, librarian glasses, ya know.
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That being said…..
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The Gay Team
Homo Pile, USMC
Family Gay
her body so HOT its making her face look nasty!
‘The Castratos”
“Mildred’s Piercings”
“Sanford in Son”….son
‘Chico’s not a Man’
‘Golden Shower Girls’
mr. white’s favorite
‘Blowin Mr. Cooper’
‘Mr. French Fellates Uncle Bill’
The Orifice
Doctor Poo
Friday Night Blights
Pee
Blumpkin the Slime-pile Layer
Fuck, Vin beat me to the Orifice. Crap.
Murder, the Scrote
W.W.E Shmuckdowm
The Biggest Loser
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That one wrote itself
‘Friends with Genital Warts’
‘The New Lesions on Old Christine’
‘Magnum Brown Eye’
Ream It To Beaver
The Rub Scrote
Fantasy Pile-On
The Love Butt
Come on, guys; just 4 more until 200!
Well, actually 3 now…
FUCK! I mean, 2 more to go.
I should have said, “I meant 2 more to go”.
ehhhh…..nevermind.
Peee
Crank Wankers
SextHer
Family Crude
The Shady Bunch
Cumchoke
The Young, and the Rest of Us
LLaw and All Sorts of Disorder
Hallmark of Hot Theatre
Howdy Doodling Time
Roy Rogers’ Trigger, Gene Autry’s Guitar and Dale Evans’ Buttermilk
Star Trick
LA Gnaw
I know it’s only because of the glasses. God shit. It works in both directions, eye Librarian