Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dialing It Back with Minor Hipster Pudliness and Healthy Female Ubergnaw

Yikes, those last two posts were pretty revoltingly high for sheer wrongess of potentially real coital coupling.

And that just makes your humble narrator scratch himself furtively and engage in primal alcoholism.

And you don’t wanna see me engage in primal alcoholism. It’s what psychoanalytic theorist Lacan would describe as “The Self/Other Fortified Wine Stage.”

So we’ll dial it back with some quality hottness and only minor hipster pudness violations on the part of Trent and Kenny.

But if you want to keep up the karmic pain of uberdouche going, there’s always Douchebag Eyeball Lick. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

# posted by douchebag1
1:45 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mams glorious mams

1:49 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amazing race host and partially dessicated mummy-husk Phil Keoghan on the right.

1:52 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s the type of hotness that really has to be jiggling for you to fully appreciate it.

1:59 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Dude McC has a point; she needs to be filmed slo-mo riding a 12-speed Schwinn down a flight of stairs.

1:59 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

thank you.
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that is all.

2:00 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

^tastefully.

2:03 pm March, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This has to be:
1. some type of infomercial
2. some type of “dating” show
3. backstage at an Old Navy commercial
or
4. at some shitty bar in Manitowoc Wisconsin that was having a wet T-shirt contest that Chad didn’t understand he wasn’t eligible for.

2:14 pm March, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Either she has a bad hip tatt or Kenny has a gangreen penis hanging out of his pocket.

3:13 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The Amazing Yeast

3:13 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

How I Met Your Mother’s Fist

3:14 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Two and A Half Testicles

3:15 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Deadliest Snatch

3:15 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

21 Jump Bleeth

3:16 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Swift Kick With Nancy Grace

3:16 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Big Bang Furry

3:17 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Dancing With The Scrods

3:17 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The Grundle Wife

3:18 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

American Pickass

3:18 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three’s Fucked.

3:19 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The Joy Bewhore Show

3:19 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

American Ahol.

3:19 pm March, 29 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Somehow I think when they make out it’ll be the two dudes and Vanessa will be pissed they won’t listen to her complain about her boyfriend.

3:19 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

SPawn Wars.

3:19 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Slimefeld

3:19 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Dead Wood

3:20 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fraude.

3:20 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Boners

3:20 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Mary Tyler Whore Show.

3:20 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

BattleWhore ButtLactater
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^what?

3:21 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

The Big GangBang Query

3:21 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

60 Men Ate.

3:21 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Glad He Ate ‘er

3:21 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Wild Peendom

3:22 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

cLOSER

3:22 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Is She Really Going Down On Him?

3:22 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

60 minutes with Morty Safeword

3:22 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Mandy Ripoff Show.

3:23 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Beaver and Butthole

3:23 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

iFarty

3:23 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

American Midol

3:23 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Let’s Make Her Squeal.

3:24 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Gilligan’s JellyDong
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I’m not even tryin’ anymore…

3:24 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Minute, I’m Finished

3:24 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You’re Not Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.

3:24 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Leave It In Beaver

3:25 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Spoogative.

3:25 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Sperm Notice
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( Burn Notice is awesome, BTW, movie about Bruce Campbell’s character, Sam Axe, coming out next month )
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3:25 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

NCIS: Her Anus

3:25 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Feel of Fortune

3:25 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Little Emascules.

3:25 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Curb Your Urethra

3:25 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

One Pee Butt

3:26 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Hollywood Squirts

3:26 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Lice Is Right.

3:26 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

PoonHump Empire

3:26 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bronanza.

3:26 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Hawaii Stank Ho

3:26 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

So You Think You Can Squirt?

3:27 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

America’s Got Phallus

3:27 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The Orifice

3:27 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Loathesome Dove.

3:27 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Phallus.

3:28 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Two Men in a Little Lady

3:28 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snot’s Landing.

3:28 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

B.J. And The Hair.

3:28 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Desperate Ass Wipes

3:29 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hawaii Fuck-yo

3:29 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Everybody Hates Piss

3:29 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Cornhole O’Brien

3:29 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Last Call with My Penis

3:30 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Following the Tonight Show with Syphillis

3:30 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Spooge Center

3:30 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

It’s Never Sunny in her Vagina

3:31 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All In The Mammaly

3:31 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Pee’rs

3:31 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Scornbirds.

3:31 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

ABC Wide World of Sharts

3:31 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Svends

3:32 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Sphinctius and Ferb

3:32 pm March, 29 Douchble Helix said...

“Ubergnaw” is right, DB1 !!

3:32 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Borance Milk Show

3:32 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jimmy Kegel.

3:33 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

My So-Called Butt Plug

3:33 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Live With Egregious And Smelly

3:33 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Spunk’d

3:33 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Parks and Necrophiliation

3:33 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

Silver Spooges starring Ricky Scroter

3:34 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

St. Smellswhere

3:34 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

The Two-Gay Show

3:34 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chicago Nope.

3:34 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Fwapper

3:35 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gilligan’s Guyland

3:35 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

S.M.A.S.H.

3:36 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Miami Slice.

3:36 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Without a Taint

3:36 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

C.H.I.M.P.S.

3:37 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Grape Gape

3:37 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

The Fanny

3:37 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Two’s Humpin’ Me

3:38 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fwapper John G.E.D.

3:38 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

The Greatest American Dildo

3:39 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gays Of Our Lives.

3:39 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Barney Smeller

3:39 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Poochhermama

3:40 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Land Of The Least

3:40 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Mr. Roger’s Labia Hood

3:40 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Genital Hospital

3:40 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

The Gays of our Lives

3:40 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Signe And The Seamonsters.

3:41 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Antique Choad Show

3:41 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Beaver & Buttheads

3:41 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

FLOPS

3:41 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Pole Train

3:42 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

America’s Least Cunted.

3:42 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

The Cummi Bears
.
Followed by
.
SpunkTales (wooo woo wo!)
.
Followed by
.
Chip N Dale’s Rescue Bangers

3:42 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Yo! MTV Felches

3:42 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Wild Wild Breast

3:43 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fairy King Live.

3:43 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Blumpkins

3:44 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

3rd Cockk from Her Poon

3:44 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Bugs Bunny And Load Hummer Show

3:45 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Adventures of Dildo County Jr.

3:45 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Star Schmeck

3:46 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Boy Meats Girl

3:46 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Baa Baa Black Poop

3:47 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Rump Patrol

3:48 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Mystery Porn Theater 3000

3:49 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Maidenhead Revisited

3:50 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Clifford The Big Red Dong

3:51 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Max Head Poon

3:52 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Walker Texas Dangler

3:52 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Dick In Dyke Show

3:53 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Extreme Fuck-Over: Hump Edition

3:55 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

Hello…? Anybody in here?
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*walks over to light switch by the door*
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KLICK!

4:15 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dirty Cocck

4:21 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Spunked

4:33 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

^That makes me want TV again. All I can afford are the dinners TV makes though.
.
These three are making my favorite hand gesture, The SuperShocker: One in Pink and Two that Stink.
Also, add Hepatitus A-Team to the list for me please.

4:34 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

Gaywatch

4:35 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

Two Guys, a Girl and A Pizza Face (Pimply kid character not pictured)

4:37 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

Family Thighs

4:53 pm March, 29 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

The Tonight Hole

5:07 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Knight Ride Her

5:12 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rockwood

5:15 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Yeastbound & Clowns

5:28 pm March, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Darksock ^3:40
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“Mr. Roger’s Labia Hood” for the win!
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Gawd.

5:30 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Colbert Rebored

5:31 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Hogan’s Herpes

5:31 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Dora the Anal Explorer

5:32 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Blue’s Poos

5:32 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Poo Blood

5:32 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

American Mourning.

5:33 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ren and Gimpy.

5:33 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Boardwalk Assfire

5:33 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Jabronoes.

5:34 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Late Night With David Largeman,

5:34 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Law & Order: Penile Implant

5:34 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Law & Order: Rectal Victims Unit

5:35 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Seinfelch

5:35 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I hate Jimmy Kimmel. Goodnight. Son.

5:35 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

The Love Goatse

5:36 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Clappy Days

5:36 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

The Real Whore Dives in Orange County

5:37 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Brown Road Truckers

5:38 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

How I Mount Your Mother

5:39 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Goatse Hunters

5:39 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Vag Fire Diaries

5:40 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Fraggle Cocck

5:41 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Six Feet In Her

5:41 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

Holmes on Homos

7:24 pm March, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m breaking the meme for a second. The guy on the left…I wanna punch him in the gut. But at the same time I want him to wear my snatch like a goatee, and I know it’s only because of the glasses. God damnit. It works both ways, librarian glasses, ya know.
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That being said…..
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The Gay Team

7:24 pm March, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Homo Pile, USMC

7:25 pm March, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Family Gay

8:11 pm March, 29 gwhh said...

her body so HOT its making her face look nasty!

8:46 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘The Castratos”

8:46 pm March, 29 creature said...

“Mildred’s Piercings”

8:47 pm March, 29 creature said...

“Sanford in Son”….son

8:47 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Chico’s not a Man’

8:49 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Golden Shower Girls’
mr. white’s favorite

8:50 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Blowin Mr. Cooper’

8:51 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Mr. French Fellates Uncle Bill’

8:52 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

The Orifice

8:53 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Doctor Poo

8:54 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Friday Night Blights

8:55 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Pee

8:56 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Blumpkin the Slime-pile Layer

9:02 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Fuck, Vin beat me to the Orifice. Crap.

9:03 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Murder, the Scrote

9:11 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

W.W.E Shmuckdowm

9:22 pm March, 29 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

The Biggest Loser



That one wrote itself

9:49 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Friends with Genital Warts’

9:51 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘The New Lesions on Old Christine’

9:58 pm March, 29 creature said...

‘Magnum Brown Eye’

7:31 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

Ream It To Beaver

7:32 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

The Rub Scrote

7:32 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

Fantasy Pile-On

7:59 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

The Love Butt

11:06 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

Come on, guys; just 4 more until 200!

11:06 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

Well, actually 3 now…

11:07 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

FUCK! I mean, 2 more to go.

11:07 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

I should have said, “I meant 2 more to go”.

11:08 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

ehhhh…..nevermind.

11:17 am March, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Peee

11:19 am March, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Crank Wankers

11:24 am March, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

SextHer

3:01 pm March, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Family Crude

3:01 pm March, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Shady Bunch

3:01 pm March, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Cumchoke

10:41 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The Young, and the Rest of Us

10:42 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

LLaw and All Sorts of Disorder

10:44 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hallmark of Hot Theatre

10:45 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Howdy Doodling Time

10:45 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Roy Rogers’ Trigger, Gene Autry’s Guitar and Dale Evans’ Buttermilk

10:48 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Star Trick

12:49 pm March, 31 jonezy said...

LA Gnaw

5:35 am April, 4 villas in lanzarote said...

I know it’s only because of the glasses. God shit. It works in both directions, eye Librarian

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