Friday, March 4, 2011
I Don’t Care About Stupidhat
While it’s true that some part of my primal cortex hopes a dumpster truck runs over Stupidhat and dumps his lifeless douche-corpse in a chavez ravine, alls I can bestow is one three word sentence uponst the holies of perfect taut sucklagable female curvosity and angelic boobage that is beheld in the perfect form of Cindy-Anne:
I wouldst gnaw.
Boobies…yum.
Is he lactating, or just glad to see her?
Why must bleeths have boobies?
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His hat is largely unreadble, sort of like a statement from Ozzy Osbourne. “basdfvklb avuiz kjc lshav FUCK jhgasvb jnvsd hvsjtb”
Is that a sweat stain in the shape of Jeebus?
Or “unreadable,” sort of like my typing.
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And to make typed text unreadable takes some major fuccen talent.
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U KNOW JELLY? U MAD? U MIRIN?
I think I just lactated.
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in my pants.
Oh Cindy-Anne you look as though you would rather be WINNING! right now. If I had Adonis DNA, Bengali Tiger Blood and a 7 gram rock of yayyo I would invite you to party with me Charlie Sheen style this weekend. Alas I have none of those so I’ll just be weeping in the corner thinking of your glorious mams.
I bet he has truck nuts hanging from the rear bunber of his pickup truck. Has anyone seen my chain cutter?
I think his hat says: I’m with stupid, FUCK it’s dark in here.
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or something like that.
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The atoms in his arm tatt are saying: Dear Lord, a star had to go supernova for this?
I want to be her necklace so badly I can’t even think of anything funny to say…
She looks like Bree Olson posing with Charlie’s dealer.
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Bullets would bounce of them yummy mamms and split the eyebrows of the shooter
Stars of the new reality show: The Uber and the Tuber.
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But despite the apparent Uberness, I think I can make out some bleethy haggardness starting to show behind the sunglasses.
I’ll bet he has real nuts hanging from his rear bumper. Not that it’s wrong or anything…
His tatt portrays his soul, which is “Clap On! Clap Off!” controlled.
Didn’t the “Live Strong” rubber band go out in like 2008?
Nothin’ says “I violate 7 of the 10 commandments before breakfast each morning” like a tacky religious tat.
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I kinda like the crown tattoo just above her crotch, though. Just big enough for my Lil’ King.
Immediate Hall of Hott
I would like to eat sushi off of her taut stomach, wash it down with milk from her glorious breesties, and then go to work on her SushiTaco™.
I never even saw the necklace. I was looking elsewhere.
Religious tatt and an Armstrong wristband? Does this guy shop exclusively at “Sterebrotypes”? That’s not a real store but it should be. Maybe I should open one up, right next store to my “Dress BarnBleethe”. If these choads won’t go away, at least I can make money off of them.
Boobies, good choice. But get rid of the hat.
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Son.
@MC 900 10:28a. Nut cancer never goes out of style.
What hat? What guy? Is there someone else in this photo other than the HOH’s newest inductee?
Stoned. Vin had to mention Bree Olson. I’ve been trying to forget her for the past few weeks since she left me for Charlie. I unfriended her, quit her Twatter feed, but still have her as all of my favorites after HCwDB. She is a very, very bad girl.
And by bad I mean screaming anal sex,
Has vulgarity on his hat and religion on his arm. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!
I hope he gets rectal cancer.
Those are real and they are spectacular.
Holysweetmamajamalickyslapnomnomnomwhositzvurpgrrrfwwwopppp….ahhhh.
What I wanna know is why do these silly bitches/hoes get a free pass? A bikini strung together with chains? Kissy kissy lips? smug, stuck up attitude? A fake appearance coppied from VH1 gangsta video hoes? I say she looks like a fake bitch and the dude looks pretty cool.
That doucehbag is copping a feel.
Dark Sock: Clap on Clap off. Nice Son!
If I see one more of these heathen bags with a jebus tatt, I may have to actually start going back to church to pray for their souls. Or not.
Remember when Rodeney Dangerfield was *so* hot that it took a handful of shitty movies to finally bring him down?
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This broad is so Hott that the bleeth won’t affect her for years. But it’s already on her.
I expect to see Miss Cindy-Anne as a finalist in the HCWDB of the year awards. I’m a hetro chick and find her amazing.
I would invite you to party with me Charlie Sheen style this weekend. Alas I have none of those so I am ll be weeping in the corner thinking of your glorious mams.
she is everything that paid-to-pose tape-on-the-nip hotts are not.
but that’s not a good thing either because she’s just…
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okay it’s a VERY good thing. fuck it.
HolyMaryMotherofPerfectMammaries, hers are indeed the Real Thangs and not bolt-ons, flattering an already perfect bod.
But she needs to cut those chains and flee him.
Because he is a Fuck-Head.
As succinctly stated by his Ball-Cap.
Son-Son..
Next to Yasmin herself, Cindy is bleeth.
Not “Cindy-Anne”
That would be Candice Y*ntz from Fort Lauderdale, FL.