Friday, March 4, 2011

I Don’t Care About Stupidhat

While it’s true that some part of my primal cortex hopes a dumpster truck runs over Stupidhat and dumps his lifeless douche-corpse in a chavez ravine, alls I can bestow is one three word sentence uponst the holies of perfect taut sucklagable female curvosity and angelic boobage that is beheld in the perfect form of Cindy-Anne:

I wouldst gnaw.

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am March, 4 Wedgie said...

Boobies…yum.

9:38 am March, 4 Wedgie said...

Is he lactating, or just glad to see her?

9:39 am March, 4 Wheezer said...

Why must bleeths have boobies?
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His hat is largely unreadble, sort of like a statement from Ozzy Osbourne. “basdfvklb avuiz kjc lshav FUCK jhgasvb jnvsd hvsjtb”

9:39 am March, 4 Wedgie said...

Is that a sweat stain in the shape of Jeebus?

9:40 am March, 4 Wheezer said...

Or “unreadable,” sort of like my typing.
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And to make typed text unreadable takes some major fuccen talent.
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U KNOW JELLY? U MAD? U MIRIN?

9:41 am March, 4 jonezy said...

I think I just lactated.
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in my pants.

9:45 am March, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh Cindy-Anne you look as though you would rather be WINNING! right now. If I had Adonis DNA, Bengali Tiger Blood and a 7 gram rock of yayyo I would invite you to party with me Charlie Sheen style this weekend. Alas I have none of those so I’ll just be weeping in the corner thinking of your glorious mams.

9:45 am March, 4 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I bet he has truck nuts hanging from the rear bunber of his pickup truck. Has anyone seen my chain cutter?

9:57 am March, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think his hat says: I’m with stupid, FUCK it’s dark in here.
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or something like that.
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The atoms in his arm tatt are saying: Dear Lord, a star had to go supernova for this?

9:58 am March, 4 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I want to be her necklace so badly I can’t even think of anything funny to say…

10:05 am March, 4 Vin Douchal said...

She looks like Bree Olson posing with Charlie’s dealer.
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Bullets would bounce of them yummy mamms and split the eyebrows of the shooter

10:13 am March, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Stars of the new reality show: The Uber and the Tuber.
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But despite the apparent Uberness, I think I can make out some bleethy haggardness starting to show behind the sunglasses.

10:14 am March, 4 Stephanie said...

I’ll bet he has real nuts hanging from his rear bumper. Not that it’s wrong or anything…

10:28 am March, 4 DarkSock said...

His tatt portrays his soul, which is “Clap On! Clap Off!” controlled.

10:28 am March, 4 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Didn’t the “Live Strong” rubber band go out in like 2008?

10:42 am March, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nothin’ says “I violate 7 of the 10 commandments before breakfast each morning” like a tacky religious tat.
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I kinda like the crown tattoo just above her crotch, though. Just big enough for my Lil’ King.

10:59 am March, 4 Anonymous said...

Immediate Hall of Hott

11:09 am March, 4 Anonymous said...

I would like to eat sushi off of her taut stomach, wash it down with milk from her glorious breesties, and then go to work on her SushiTaco™.

11:10 am March, 4 Anonymous said...

I never even saw the necklace. I was looking elsewhere.

11:25 am March, 4 ¿Comó se dice, douchebag en español? said...

Religious tatt and an Armstrong wristband? Does this guy shop exclusively at “Sterebrotypes”? That’s not a real store but it should be. Maybe I should open one up, right next store to my “Dress BarnBleethe”. If these choads won’t go away, at least I can make money off of them.

11:27 am March, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Boobies, good choice. But get rid of the hat.
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Son.

11:41 am March, 4 ¿Comó se dice, douchebag en español? said...

@MC 900 10:28a. Nut cancer never goes out of style.

11:54 am March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What hat? What guy? Is there someone else in this photo other than the HOH’s newest inductee?

12:04 pm March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoned. Vin had to mention Bree Olson. I’ve been trying to forget her for the past few weeks since she left me for Charlie. I unfriended her, quit her Twatter feed, but still have her as all of my favorites after HCwDB. She is a very, very bad girl.
And by bad I mean screaming anal sex,

12:06 pm March, 4 Edvis said...

Has vulgarity on his hat and religion on his arm. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!

I hope he gets rectal cancer.

12:06 pm March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those are real and they are spectacular.

12:27 pm March, 4 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Holysweetmamajamalickyslapnomnomnomwhositzvurpgrrrfwwwopppp….ahhhh.

1:33 pm March, 4 Douchebag Apologist said...

What I wanna know is why do these silly bitches/hoes get a free pass? A bikini strung together with chains? Kissy kissy lips? smug, stuck up attitude? A fake appearance coppied from VH1 gangsta video hoes? I say she looks like a fake bitch and the dude looks pretty cool.

5:10 pm March, 4 Steve said...

That doucehbag is copping a feel.

5:41 pm March, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Dark Sock: Clap on Clap off. Nice Son!
If I see one more of these heathen bags with a jebus tatt, I may have to actually start going back to church to pray for their souls. Or not.

9:20 pm March, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Remember when Rodeney Dangerfield was *so* hot that it took a handful of shitty movies to finally bring him down?
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This broad is so Hott that the bleeth won’t affect her for years. But it’s already on her.

10:59 pm March, 4 tinkertoy said...

I expect to see Miss Cindy-Anne as a finalist in the HCWDB of the year awards. I’m a hetro chick and find her amazing.

12:42 am March, 5 Motorcycle Mirrors said...

I would invite you to party with me Charlie Sheen style this weekend. Alas I have none of those so I am ll be weeping in the corner thinking of your glorious mams.

2:06 pm March, 5 Steve L. said...

she is everything that paid-to-pose tape-on-the-nip hotts are not.
but that’s not a good thing either because she’s just…






okay it’s a VERY good thing. fuck it.

11:22 pm March, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

HolyMaryMotherofPerfectMammaries, hers are indeed the Real Thangs and not bolt-ons, flattering an already perfect bod.
But she needs to cut those chains and flee him.
Because he is a Fuck-Head.
As succinctly stated by his Ball-Cap.
Son-Son..

10:37 am March, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Next to Yasmin herself, Cindy is bleeth.

2:41 pm March, 7 Random said...

Not “Cindy-Anne”

That would be Candice Y*ntz from Fort Lauderdale, FL.

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