Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Johnny Dipp
Looks like The Grieco isn’t the only toxic side effect from the 21 Jump Street days.
Mmmm… I’d Gilbert her Grapes and Benny her Joons.
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Yummy, and they look real!
I’d jack her sparrows.
I’d open her Ninth Gate.
I’d get all up in her chocolate factory.
F*ck you, WordPress, I’ll post as quickly as I want to!
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I’d sleep in her hollow.
I’d ed her with my wood.
I’d Woodsy her Owl.
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What? Johnny Depp loves the environment. He’s just an all around dreamy guy.
I’d Edward her Scissorhands.
In retrospect, it was not a good idea to not clear my browser history as I was taking the drum shells from the van. She was particularly disturbed by my unnatural obsession with Abigail Breslin nude and disdain for aging Lauren Holly. I bargained her down to no buying liquor and ordering illicit drugs from offshorepharmacy.com. Fortunately, I am expecting a shipment any day and have 24 bottles of shine in the back shed.
Zachary Quinto prior to perfecting the single eyebrow arch for his role as Spok.
I’d Gnarles her Barclay.
I’d Jimmer her final four.
She could meltdown my fuel rod.
I’d Tsunami her archipelago.
I’d invade her Ring of Fire.
I’d Jap her nese.
I’d Jack her Van Impe.
Her Babies make me Cry.
Did Dippster just thumb himself in the eye here? If not, let’s help him do it.
I’d Mad Hatter her when she’s small. Son.
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And thanks to The Minister Scott Stapp while I was in shit. He’s the one who who banged her back to her senses. He’s gay and queer and bad.
I’d salami her hoagie roll
I’d tune in PBS on her knobs
Welcome back Rev…
Glad to hear the pharmacology and booze issues never truely went away.
So the dorks in back would rather play a rousing game of “hot hands” instaed of of trying to Sweeney her Todds? Unbelievable.
Damn, those are some great knockers!
And this just in …
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In words THAT SHOULD NEVER< EVER BE PUT TOGETHER
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/15/snooki-wwe-wrestling-video-wrestlemania-fight-crotch-bomb-layla-el/
More like Johnny Dripp..
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And I’d Gilbert her Gottfrieds…..
Man!!! she has some nice succulent mammalian protuberances.
Son!!!
@Et Tu, don’t you mean Hmmm!, And I’d totally boob her boobs.
Her breastsesses are talking to me. They are saying, “Creamy delicious milky delights await…”
Arthur Fonzarelli can still pull quality tail.
His manscaped eyebrows are so thick, they’d make a nice patch for the hole in the ozone layer.
I’d fuck her boobs.
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Wait, I’m not understanding this game, am I? Lemme try again…
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I’d motorboat her jugs with a clever reference to Johnny Depp and/or his works.
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Nope, still not getting it.
Might I add, though: gawddam that’s a fine set of funbags!
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I’d From her Hell.
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Closer, but still not there. Fuck.
@bunsen
Seeing “Snooki” and “crotch” in the url was enough to make me not click that link. And this is coming from the guy who linked to both rusty blumpkin AND Tonetta.
I would Fear and then subsequently Loathe his Las Vegas.
I’d Holly his Robinson Pete, right after I Son’ed of his Dom DeLuise.
There’s nothing that sets my heart a-flutter more than Mediterranean hotts with an ample bosom exposed to the world. And nothing that crushes it more than seeing one next to some greasy choad.
@Mr. White – Tonetta is a goddamn genius. Dude should be on the Canadian dollar coins. My personal favorite is “81 Inch Prime Ass”
Damnit, I must not be that big of a Depp fan since I can’t come up with anymore references.
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Wait. Just thought of one. I’d star in his Tom Petty music video if it meant I could shoplift from his ex-girlfriends purse. And I think we all know what that’s a euphamism for. (Hint: Doin’ it.)
This guy looks like a douched up older version of the kid actor from Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh. Yeah, I got kids and the damn show is on all the time at my house.
And she has some spectacular breasteses.
i’d mexi can her mexi can’t
I’d Blake her Williams? no? well I tried. Jim Jarmusch directing with Neil Youngs soundtrack Dead Man is a good Depp movie.
They look like brother and sister- but I bet she gives good RangO!
Alice would liove my wonderland!
I’m sure she would just BLOW me-
not a Mel Gibson reference
Not only was it simply “skin to win,” but tits like that simply did not exist when I was in college. Now it’s lesbian ass to mouth to win, and 34DDs are everywhere. I think it’s the hormones in the chicken.
Just wishful thinking, or do I detect the faintest hint of areola?
I’d giggity her geshmoygan
She and I would become Public Enemies.
I’d get down her pants and try Finding Neverland.
And while I was down there, I’d peep in her Secret Window.
Once Upon A Time In Mexico, I whacked off thinking about her boobies.
I would give her the box-munching From Hell.
I would drizzle her in Chocolat.
I would succle her boobehs. Yes. Yes, I would.
I daresay the arches of his eyebrows are in equal competition with the arches of her competent tits, but his do lift while hers dangle.
I’d Skeet on her Ulriches.
Fortunately, I am expecting a shipment any day and have 24 bottles of shine in the back shed.
Great rack! I give it a 10! a mothafucking TEN!
Holy Baby Jeebus on a bicycle. That dude waxed his brows into an arc that a planetary slingshot maneuver cannot even produce. That is some pretty serious Grieco Gravitational Collapse happening on his face.
Holy fluffy buttermilk pancakes.
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