Monday, March 28, 2011
Tapless in Seattle
I sense a wacky rom-com written by an Ephron and with a score by Harry Connick Jr. At some point Rosie O’Donnell will show up and make wisecracks.
And then I will commit seppuku.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Lamprey eels are a lot hairier than I thought.
I’d hit miss perky.
I’d tapout the kissy blind douche with a fence post.
Kelly looks about the same, but Regis just looks different somehow with the glasses.
Are we sure this guy is even human? I get this lipstick on a mannequin vibe from him.
Bad link here, boss.
Subutex is a drug used to help people fight narcotic addicttion- I’m just saying
Is wearing Tapout gear a flag that you like to recieve anla pleasure? I thought I read that somewhere.
Here we go again. Some chick with a Fedora. Must suck to be a follower. Although, he looks likes he could suck a golfball out of a garden hoes. Ho!
These home pics always carry an extra gravity to their cringeworthiness as I always conclude that the douche does in fact get to bang the Hott.
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In the common club scene pic, it is often questionable if there is an actual physical aspect to the relationship.
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Not so here. This guy actually plays lead bongos on super Hotty Blondie’s fedora laden Bazzazoos. He literally gets to tap them out.
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And that is infuriating.
Its the Doucheinator! Created in the evil laboratories of AXE, he searches for Sarah Conner hotties. Bud Light Lime and Grey Goose vodka are his fuel sources. Watch for him in ‘Doucheinator 2: Pud-ment Day’.
‘Doucheinator 3: Rise Of The Latrines’
‘Doucheinator: Salivation’
His version of a “TapOut” is when he puts his black patent leathers, spreads some rock salt generously about, on and goes all Sammy Davis Jr. across the kitchen linoleum.
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She giggles. A lot. Uncontrollably in fact. And when he starts to talk dirty to her it becomes a full blown belly laugh and she puts her hand in front of her face and shakes it back and forth. He finds it best to put a sock in her mouth to get things done.
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Which is the only time I’ve ever agreed with a docuhebage on anything.
Prim Example of HCwDB… BRAVO!
This is one of those “candid” shots that Timmy’s mom took before his first day at pre-school. She let him pick his own clothes, fix his hair himself like a big boy, thought it a little weird that he wanted to put on some of his sister’s lipstick but hey, what the hell, stole Gammy B’s sunglasses because they were “slammin'”, and then put his hat on his big sister while the picture was taken. Later it was learned that Timmy died an unspeakable death at the hands of the other children at the school. It seems they decided to play “smear the queer” at recess and Timmy was, well, you know what he was during the game. The only thing left of him to collect that day was a fragment of bloody shirt and part of a six pound watch with some sort of pustule attached to it.
He may be related to Joey Porsche. And by related I mean, fucck off.
Would someone put this platypus out of his misery? I will take it upon myself to remove her fedora the ol fashioned way…………..
Hith frothty lipthtick ith tho pretty! Thtop it!
My goodness, if this is a hottie performing a ‘bag tag, I will marry her. Now.
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It’s what I tell myself as a matter of self-consolation.
Gynochin’s EVEN douchier brother, Tan Gynochin or Gynochintan as he is referred to at his local circle jerk. She’s got a weird uneven eye thing going on (Doc B, there’s your lead in conversation starter with this hottie.)
@banana hammock, do tell, how do you remove a hat the old fashioned way?
For some reason seeing this pic has really gotten to me stirring up sad & negative emotions. I found myself questioning how things in society have gone so horribly wrong. I weep for the future and hope for a return to some semblance of sanity. The social malaise that marketing and programming along with so called “social media” has wrought on the youth is a shame.
I can’t believe she would let her dad dress up like that for pictures. How embarrassing.
That hair looks like something you might find at a country to clean your golf spike before entering the clubhouse. Or perhaps a new tool to scrape dog shit from your shoes after stepping in it.
She reminds me of that one Sheen-goddess. Minus the facial splatter, of course. But it’s early yet.
Arnold Shorts’n’pecker, in The Sperminator, delivering his iconic line: “I’ll be bare-back”.
Cyclops is working with Dr. Xavier on developing a second mutant power. I’m sketchy on the details, but it involves a hyper-enlarged cranium and a popped collar.
I wonder if his cooties run little races all around that continuous white track which is otherwise known as “Max Headroom’s honorary eyeglasses rims,” while he puckers up to woo them on; and smiley Blondie is oblivious to the whole enterprise.
This fellow looks like a great candidate for receiving a face-stabbing from a freshly sharpened machete.
Ok, right, ahem.
So we trawl through the pics and post some witty stuff to big ourselves up to our anonymous virtual mockmates, but right here is where we have to get serious again.
This is what this site is all about, cheeky little sack bunnies with rancid poo
I’m guessing this is from a HCWDB or jerz shore theme party. Too many douchetributes to be real: tapout, collar pop, spray tan, proton glasses, kissy lips, fence hair?
Ironobaggery, no doubt about it.
this is from a halloween party, not real.
Good stuff boys, you sweet little bloggers. You sure are a bunch of angry masturbaters and self-molesters… It’s a slippery slope and a long climb back into normal society.
I’m the DB in the picture, and yes, it was a Halloween party. I hope internet kiddie-porn is keeping you boys warm in the privacy of mom and dad’s basement.
Godspeed
Memphis and douchetastic – good eye
@Hahaha-sad, I doubt you needed to dress up much to go as a douche. And I’m a girl and I live above ground. I’m just on here to talk to an idiot I met awhile back. Oh yeah and to make fun of you, you fuckin’ tool.