Thursday, March 31, 2011
The Greasepitz Pump Each Other Up (Via Stacy)
Woke up.
Fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my hea-… GAH!!!
Still out there.
Still pretending to be interested in tasty bottle blonde giggle gnaws like Stacy.
Still smelling like shoeleather and displaying toxic Groin Shave Reveal.
Too much too early. I blame last night’s tasty microwave Trader Joes burritos for this pic. And my poo.
Left Pitz looks like he took the short bus to school.
Great Hott – for morning wood.
The Greasepitz can come over to my house and clean up my septic tank.
Stacy is very cute, but Randy Savage wants his belt back.
I still can’t believe these ass clowns get paid for looking like that.
Very shiny, though. And we all know girls love the shiny stuff.
Perhaps they think that by being perpetually pre-lubed the girls will get the hint.
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And by “girls” I mean that cute bartender Randy who might just swing that way.
It’s obvious there is a tremendous need for a business that makes the:
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NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO SERVICE
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signs. I’ll be a millionaire in no time!
I’m gonna guess these two didn’t make the basketball team in high school. With their legs it look like they should be on a Dorf on Stripping video.
“And he was wearing red tennis shoes. What? What was that? No he’s not retarded!” I’m sorry Grandpa Fred, yes, yes he is.
I read the news today old boy, the douchebag army had just won the war. And though the news was rather sad, my stock in body grease was now double rad (<-New stock term for when your stock splits.).
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Sigh, these two again. So slimey, so utterly mundane. Rees Witherspoon, this better be you on the set for Legally Blonde 10: Like Its a Midlife Crisis, Duh! Or else I'm gonna be sad.
Long story short, these guys suck.
Greasepitz gleaming in the diso lights
Take this tube of “H” and smear it on
All your life
You were only waiting for a dizzy bitch to pose
You were only waiting for a dizzy bitch to pose
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Greasepitz gleaming in the diso lights
Take this .45 and kill yourselves
All our lives
We were only waiting for your 15 to expire
We were only waiting for your 15 to expire
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Poor greasepitz. They stained all their nice white shirts with douche oil. Now they wander Vegas looking like extras from an all-gay remake of Apocalypto.
What is she thinking?!?
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That belt does nothing for that outfit.
Dude on the right is super short. Dude on the left might actually have a college degree. Chick in the middle is obviously a skank.
Stacy you had me at boobs then you had to go and ruin it with that belt & shorts combo.
In the Club, where I was drunk
There was douche who really stunk
And he told a skank some big fat lies
About why there are so many flies
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Up walked his bro with greasy skin
Just felched an alapca again
So they walked back to the stall
To take their turn at a glory hole
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They all live in a douchey fucking club
A douchey fucking club, a douchey fucking club
They all live in a douchey fucking club
A douchey fucking club, a douchey fucking club
@ Charles, nice ditty,
And remember we’re your one-stop online source for all your alpaca lotions and potions.
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Yours Faithfully,
OAN
Dwarves go to the gym? Sorry,”little people”.