Tuesday, March 15, 2011
The Kleenexers Are Still Goo
Toronto’s Kleenex Mafia.
Still out there. Still wipey ass shmeg in the presence of Canadian ubergnaw.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Is he a mime? Nice kissy faces. Dreaming of tag team gnaw
I’m JELLY, Bro. But not of him. I’m JELLY of that little white bippy tank. Come at me
Damn that Sting sure can pull some bleethy tail
Luccky fuccker. Gay, but lucky.
He could sell that spot on e-bay for $50k.
Don’t look now, but the guy in the background is robbing the place.
That bleached, platinum hair look makes the most sophisticated, refined, dignified and/or innocent woman look like a cheap whore. It makes cheap whores look even worse.
That bald douche has a huge schnoz. Too soon?
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Is that Ke$ha on the right? What do these douches do again? They sell Kleenex to Canadians? All I got from reading the old post was that old commenter CBS was friggin’ nuts and Sir David Douchenborough is like a genius’ genius. Seriously, Sir David I would be honored to bear your children and I don’t mean the anally-impregnated respect poop babies that Deltus blathers on about. Anyway I would love to see a battle between CBS and Sir David Crossfire-style. Wouldn’t it be mega trippy if they turned out to be the same guy? I know that would blow
my top off.
I don’t care who you are, that one on the left is nice.
This looks like Mena Suvari and Taylor Swift with implants. He looks like an autopsy mistake.
Hey Mr. Wallnuts:
Please refrain from insulting cheap whores. I can’t afford the expensive ones.You gangsters are overpaying them with your ill-gotten, untaxed shipping containers full of money.
Thanks very much,
Wedgie
Captain Dickard, remember that you are gay, Q is trying to fuck you up again. You are in the Holodeck with your faggy shirt. These guys are club promoters in Toronto, the gayest, most liberal city in the ficcking world. If things go as I planned, the waft of radioactive effluent will maintain altitiude and settle in around the gay ghetto, leaving all forms of abhorrent lifestyles in its wake. The second wave will get everyone else who is non-Judeo-Christian. At thaT TIME WHEN THE PLANET IS OCCupied only by the sons and daughters of Abraham, we may begin the war of the douchepocalypse, cleansing the scum from the bowels of polite society. The streets will ring with choruses of show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Show me the way to the next Abigail Breslin. Oh moon of alabama. All these new people are Nancy Dreuche, she is one fucked up bitch. I think she was Elanor, I hated that meme. Don’t turn 46 people. Immediate pain and malaise will haunt you nat the precise anniversary of your birth. Now I have to smile and wave at a fucking birthday party I hope my aunt Marion gives me $20 again. I need to get a bit of crack for my radiation emergency kit. Oh, I forgot to mention that I wrapped my penis with aluminum and covered my kids with 6 mil poly and sheathing tape. Fucking kids love it, they haven’t said boo in a few hours. Mrs. will be more of a challenge. She has serious claustrophobia issues. Just to bug me, because I am agoraphobic, she will yell in the middle of a crowd for everyone to look at the guy with the small penis. The world starts to spin until I zap myself with my inhaler and take a few zanax. I need zanax soon. The radiation is getting me really tense and the doobs aren’t working anymore and I have to go to my mother’s house house. The booze is not taking the musculo-skelaeton tension out of my decrepid body anymore. I need ambien. Maybe I should order some from Japan, they won’t need it for much longer.
If anybody needs Potassoim Iodide I’m holding. Free for you folks.Will we surrender, fuck no. Got thousands of rounds and weapons at the folks house where we have high ground and provisions for three months. Rememer to stock up on water, booze, and bitches. Can’t have too many bitches unless they are really bitches. One extra chick for every wife in case the old bat dies or you run out of food you’ll have something fresh. What the fuck is Obambla’s problem? Send a few bombers, fighters, 7 blackhawks, and a pack of Natty Lite to lebanon. Take that Arab camel toe fucker and drop him on top of the radiation pile in Japan. Better yet, blow up Japan and Libya so we don’t hear the fuccking whining anymore. Lock the little yellow bastards up and take care of them Gitmo style with Charlie Sheen as the commandant. Genocide in Libya for their oil, except for the ones that are willing to give it up. Boehner. That douche is almost as funny as Michelle Bachman that Nazi fact bumbling whore. Any way life was better when
Woody from the Bay City Rollers used to suck Jimn Neighbour’s. Stay clean, the end is near,
If you hate Justin Beiber and Celine Dion, just wait until we send Ben Mulroney your way.
Uh yeah RevChad, I’m the fucked up one. Right-O. Get some rest.
nice cans – nothing more needs to be said.
That Uncle Fester can still pull quality tail.
You could draw a 1:1 scale map of Alaska on the douche’s forehead.
Homo Sapiens? Homo Erectus? Man,this guys brow line is huge,causing me to wonder if he’s the missing link. In that case,he should be buried,and found by Louis Leakey.
I once played a driver, driver, 3 wood, 5 iron, 8 iron, sand wedge putter to make par on the douche’s forehead.
YYZ often asks this douche if they can use his forehead as overflow landing space.
I heard the IOC accepted his bid to hold the 2024 Summer Olympics on his forehead.
Banff National Park has just been moved to inside of this douche’s forehead.
@Reverend Chad
PCP is a dangerous drug.
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Let us not forget that this greasy schmo comes from New York.
Good news and bad new for Japan tsunami victims. They now have a place to stay. Unfortunately it’s on this douche’s forehead.
This douche’s forehead is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
This douche’s forehead is so big that the dinosaurs haven’t gone extinct on the left side of it yet.
Echo
Echo
Echo
Echooooooooooooooooo
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Is there anybody out?
Just nod if you can hear me?
Is there anybody home?
@taint
Nope. This is Ke$ha.
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That Susan Boyle is starting to look damn sexy all of a sudden.
@Mr. White 4:16p, I never clicked on your Rusty Blumpkin link, but now I’m wishing I had instead of seeing that beached whale in a bikini. She must wake up in the morning feeling like P. Nuttbuttery, and instead of brushing her teeth with bottle of Jack it looks like its a bottle of straight up cookie dough for Ms. Ke$ha. Thanks for the laugh Mr. White.
Suddenly I need about a dozen Kleenex. Hott on the right is tacky, dirty goodness. I want loiter on the set of her next porn movie.
I been lookin’ all over for my yellow cock ring and it looks like that wench stole it!
Ditto on the platinum blonde. As a former bleacher, I can attest that it takes a tremendous amount of work to keep the hair looking like hair and not like week-old threshed wheat. At the end, a few of the blonde starlets of the Golden Age Of Hollywood were wearing wigs because the damage to their hair and scalp was so severe. It kills me to see chicks like this looking like thatched cottages. A little olive oil and a good trimming will do wonders, skanks, er, ladies.
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Dear Mr. White: RE your Ke$ha link…..tonight I’m giving the rabble the night off and I’m putting YOU in the vacuum bed.
Is that Taylor Swift’s evil sister on the right?
His forehead may go “Boink!” but platinum blonde on the left’s knockers resound with two “Boinks” and then retreat, wrapped in Kleenex.
Damn, Mr. White. Re: Ke$ha:
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Waist not? Want not.
The most sophisticated, refined, dignified and/or innocent woman look like an affordable whore. It makes cheap whores look even worse.
I think the one on the left should be considered for Most Expensive First Date. She looks like a pile of work.
@medusa
Woo hoo! Mission accomplished!
@Mr. White: I was just enjoying the turgid erection I got when looking upon the Hott On The Left. Until I clicked through and saw Ke$ha in the bikini. Boner, GONE!
If the Canucks have quality hott like that, I think we need to invade Canada. Son.
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