Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Wimpy The Cinch Sack
Oh sure, you’d like to pretend Wimpy The Cinch Sack’s shameless mugging of Genevieve is pure Halloween something or other.
It can’t be real, you tell yourself.
No one looks like 80s rocker vomit in their own A.D.T. secured faux foyer.
No one gets E.T./Jesus heartlight tatts across their chests and still scores tiny taut brunette suckle thigh.
It just can’t happen.
I better find out this guy invented food and every time someone takes a bite he gets a royalty. If not, then this is truly infuriating.
When he looks in the mirror he sees Russell Brand. The mirror stabs itself in the jugular with a spork
Is there a word, either in the general vernacular or in the medical sciences, for when you have a halfsie while simultaneously vomiting? Should that even happen? Am I dying?
Meth whores have no pride.
The poor man’s Russell Brand.
It’s an Irish claddagh ring tat …
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring
The girls believe that he is that close to getting the primer on his 77 Nova SS. Queensryche Style, YEAHHHHHHHHHHH. Rocck On. Son
Well in that case, that scrote can Pogue Mahone. That makes me angry that such a turd can build a love nest with so hot a brunette.
There is no justice in this world. Not to mention the raven haired beauty friend and the blondie with the taut body who are the brunette’s friends. I want to swing a Louisville Slugger like Will Clark right into his fucking teeth.
Chiclet City. Son.
Medusa, you are the body art specialist. Can you tell us why this man has a tattoo of his own gaped asshole on his chest? Is there any way the authorities can go after the tattooist responsible for this? Isn’t there a union or something to prevent such “Goatse”** tatts?
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**For those of you new to teh interwebs: Do. Not. Google. Goatse. You will wind up more bitter than if you attended tub girl’s lemon party, where there were only 2 girls and 1 cup, and the only food there is cake farts, and the only party activity is spankwire. You were warned.
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I hate feeling more jealous than bellicose mock.
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“That Genevieve Vaughn is one fine.
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piece.
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of ace!”
That Shooter Jennings sure can pull some tail.
Godtse?
@ Dark Sock. Why did you leave Tubgirl off the A List?
My bad. I see she was escorted to the party by the three old wise men.
“In God’s Hands”. Well, in a way. More like God sighed, grabbed the little spade and the small paper sack, scooped you up off the front lawn, carefully put you in the sack, folded the sack closed, walked to Heaven’s trashcan, and tossed you in. So yeah, I guess if dogs poop in heaven, you’ll eventually end up in God’s hands.
Rather than a tattoo, I wish it were my own hands gripping his heart as I rip it, still beating, out of his chest and kick his twitching corpse down the pyramid stairs. Suck on Tezcatlipoca’s obsidian phallus and drink deeply of his fiery seamen as it burns your entrails, Russell Brand wannabe!
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Um, yeah, so I think he’s a douch.
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Lithe and lean Cassandra, I would drizzle warm marmalade on your toes and nuzzle and lap the soles of your feet like a day old puppy while you sip pink champagne through a straw and spin your Tibetan prayer wheel, softly chanting.
Her tattoo says “F*ck off Daddy”.
He has similar tattoo on his ass, with the hands artfully crafted around his rectum. Above it in swirly script is says “In your mouth”.
Came her for the Russell Brand jokes. Left wanting.
What did Benny Hill say…
“If it weren’t for two warts on her chest, she’d have no figure at all”?
What I don’t get is the bared-teeth look. It is supposed to be edgy, tough or offensive? If so, well offensive comes closest, although probably not in the way the dude intended. And as for that other photo, the one where he’s with multiple hotts (!!). That depresses me. I am depressed from merely looking at it.
Is it two hands holding a crowned heart?
Is it two hands pulling open a crowned labia?
Is it two hands caressing two ears?
Why is God wearing a wrist watch?
Because it’s a Crisco Wristwatch. That’s why.
I likes me some Genevieve but I’m disappointed that she into the whole skinny, unkempt, rockerbag cliche.
Captain Morgan is AWOL, out of uniform, and pulling some nubile hotts. Fuccing pirate lush.
Oh yes. Yes it can. Remember children, irony is dead.
I want to take that wrought iron coat hanger in the corner and make myself a hipster/rocker popsicle.
Coat rack^
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Evidently I haven’t been watching enough HGTV
I believe that Genevieve tatts say Please pee in my butt.
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Or maybe it’s I like sex with animals, but Wimpy isn’t one of them. It’s a bit hard to make out.
Thanks to Sock for that link to the fleshy Lincoln tunnel. Mrs. Wedgie was fully stoked after I forwarded it to her. Good thing I just bought the family size Astroglide ‘cuz the golden gate will be closed for the next week or so.
Fuccen architects.
His tat looks more like a vagina to me. Of course it doesn’t quite look right because he’s never really seen one.
Russel Bland here has a third nipple for a belly button. What the hell Flatty Perry? You married this freak?
It’s like Fozzy Bear was eaten by a wookie that impregnated a woolly mammoth that had the misfortune of sharing some of its chromosomes with that fart-sucking wanker Brand. How has that douche managed to survive for so long?
Where’s the boobs?
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I was told that there would be boobs.
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This is quite disappointing.
Dudes with the Claddagh tatt on their chests
a) are blessed by the Sacred Heart of Bejesus.
b) use All-Clad cookware to braise their Rocky Mountain oysters
c) know that it takes two hands to handle a whopper.
d) date gals with “Erin go bragh-less” tatts on their tits.
Her sunglasses are a helluva lot more interesting than her chestesses, but he has her beat with his FLYTEETH expression.
This Hott needs to find some implanted Bleeth (Hello Kitty?) and offer to to go halves.
That tattoo describes what I’d like to do,rip his heart out by my bare hands.
I know this guy and he’s actually the least douchey person sporting this look I’ve ever met. He also happens to lock down hottie after hottie so cry all you want while your girl dances dirty with him
PS – the russell brand joke got old after the first comment