Thursday, April 14, 2011
Captain Lubing and Tracey Gnaw
Captain Lubing is obsessed with his own personal White Whale. Which is actually the strange alien disc hiding in his rayon shorts.
The tatt asks: “Why you?” Lubing? Because the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Tracey Gnaw was once a sweet, firm yet softly taught in a quarter bounce way. Now, after sailing with the Captain, she’s acquired arm scurvy.
Need to suck on more Bud Light Limes, there, Tracey.
I’d love to scalli her wag.
I’d love to arm her yard.
I’d love to pirate her Carribean.
I’d love to man her sails.
I’d love her to salty my dog.
I’d love to johnny her roger.
I’d love to give her Rum Sodomy & the Lash
I’d let her shiver me timbers
I’d heave her ho
I’d give a warning shot acrost her bow
I’d swab her poop deck.
I’d Darksock her speedboat.
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What?
I’d Captain her Tenille.
I’d starboard her port.
Did you hear about Tracey? What a shame, huh?
I’d sweathog her meat-body. BOOSH.
Kissy lips tatt ahoy!
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Those are the cutest brass knuckles ever Tracy. You’re sure taking this Kat Von D shit to the next level.
Est. 1984 ? whoa, that’s an old looking 27. probably the ink poisoning.
And I’d like to fondle her doubloons
I’d like to toss them over for ballast
I’d like to erase their tatts with a belt sander
I’d like to flush them out of the bilge
wow. sorry to break the puns, but holy shit she is Hott.
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I’d “Ho!” her land as I was docking my warship
Anyone link to this yet?
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I foresee a Friday thoughts post with that one
The shame of his inkless nipples is too much for him to bear.
I’d fill her ballast with invasive species.
Bruins v Habs starts tonight. Epic rivalry for the ages. But please don’t mention last year’s humiliating 7 game choke to Philly after leading 3-0. We’re over it …
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Tracey may have softly taught me just about anything but it would take a taut teacher to bounce a quarter off of. Just sayin’.
I’d shave the barnacles off her hull
it appears as if sailors scrawled on this pair like the walls of the head…or maybe the brig
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I’d crest her transom
i’d breach her stern
She can unfurl my jib.
Wow, you guys look great! No, seriously.
@Vin
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Pregame fight video?
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@Jonesy
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Good tag.
I’d fuck the shit out of her…uh…Matey.
It looks like he has one of those helpful “cut here” dashes (- – – – – – -) around his throat. Has anyone seen my machete?
I’d keelhaul her aft.
@Vin
I used to have seasons in the old Garden back in the 80’s when Neely, Markwart, Bourque, Millaaah, Byers, Lemeiin et al were doing there thang. Man I miss those days when hockey was hockey. One of the best B’s v Hab’s tilts was when Nilan was skating off the ice suckered punched the Rat and a bench clearing brawl ensued that spilled out into the hall way. One Canadian tried to come over the B’s bench to be met by none then coach and all time Bruin great The Tazmanian Devil. Terry in street close looked like he could still lick some ass. The best part of the whole thing was Nevin Markwart tracking down the ultimate douchebag Claude Lemiuex and pummeling him away from the main fray. The pictures afterwards was priceless and Fred Cusick RULED!!! …….
B v Habs, old school
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GO B’s!!!!!!!!!!, Son!!!
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Oh and I rusty her scupper
Correction that would be Kick some ass not lick, regarding Taz
Have any of you seen Jackass 3D? These two look like they were shot out of the Poocano…..
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Taken together I think their tatts give a pictorial representation of all the “Chuckie” movies. Or the Spanish Inquisition. Kinda hard to tell.
Oh and for all the submariners out there: I’d let her Kursk my Scorpion.
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What? Too late?
Est. 1984: Big Douchebag is watching you.
@ Jonezy 2:19–Holy crap, i wept salty fuccen tears of hilarity. “Bronado”. Whoever made that deserves an all-you can eat BBQ, followed by an enthusiastic handjob.
Pity. Tracey has a lovely face and bod, but the tat sleeve, plus the pelvic tat, is auto-Bleeth. As I tell my kids, you made a bad choice.
Tracey Gnaw is enough to make any man chew his dentures to shreds, and her douchepal Cap’n Lubing is evidence that some will eat them, if skin tatts are any indication.
Mary Ann has sure bleethed up since getting back from that 3 hour cruise.
What a shame. Such a pretty girl…You see folks. This is why taking shots of tequila at one in the morning NEVER leads to good decisions an hour later.
M.O. really knows how to motivate a guy…I have never had BBQ followed by an enthusiastic handjob; I just get too tired after all that pork to move my hand that fast.
I’d de-barnacle her bilge’s
i’d be the chowder in her clam…
I’d flood her torpedo tubes.
The modern day Gilligan’s Island…Skipper wears the strap on.
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