Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Bird Poo on a T-Shirt
There’s a significant amount of critical discourse and cultural detritus we could unpack from this image.
Instead, I’ll simply point out: Bird Poo on a T-Shirt.
And boobies.
Phenomenal, phenomenal boobies.
Like ripe melons in the garden of Gesthemane. I would pluck and nuzzle and sacrifice a goat to Ganesh in thanks.
Blackie’s boobs are as authentic as those big fiberglass boulders we see in the background.
Ugly belly button, so only a 9.95 out of 10.
She’s worth at least a 9.962.
That’s not HJBBAD is it?
Merton celebrates three days of being continent by peeing himself. But it’s okay, he’s in a bathing suit and he can just rinse off in the pool
I’m somehow drawn more to Donna on the right. She, of the sensitive skin and diminutive breasts.
Donna is thoughtful, kind and a good listener. Quiet and shy, yet she has a subtle sense of humor, and is willing to experiment within a certain set of well-defined boundaries.
Donna gets her bras from a Band-Aid box. 😐
@hermit
I was going to say the same thing about Donna, but for different reasons. She’ll compete with her enhanced friend, which means water sports are definitely on the table.
I’d like to see more of her face, Rusty Trombone style.
Anyone notice that the ladies are looking at the wet spot on the bags crotch?
I so want to believe Black Bikini hotts’ fun bags are real, but false hope has always been my undoing.
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Pee/Spooge Stain McGee disturbs me.
For as great as the (fake) rack is on Blackie, she is obviously an expert at Toilet Head and suffers from a case of Blue Waffles….Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
Is this guy even a douche? All he has is a bad t-shirt and awful haircut…..guess the sunglasses are leaning him towards douchedom….never mind!
spectacular boobies ! I didn’t even notice anything else about the picture.
I wish I could get my RealDoll® to pose like that. And stop squeaking.
To quote the guy who drove the forklift at a terrible factory job I worked one summer: “Man, I don’t give a fuck if the inside of the titty is fake, as long as the outside is real.”
Wait ’til the rest of the IT guys at Initech see Melvin’s Vegas vacation pics. They’ll be so jealous.
@Claude, no I definitely noticed it, because I’m staring at it too. Its ball sweat. It happens. Or at least that’s what some dude told me when I accused him of pissing his pants during a basketball game. We were playing HORSE. It wasn’t that hot out. C’mon guy, I wasn’t born yesterday.
I’d merely like to snake Ganesh’s trunk up her southern port
holy crap… as long as I have a face, she has a place to sit!
I guess what I’m trying to say is the neighbor kid I grew up next door to, peed during HORSE once.
Nancy…that wasn’t pee, and you really shouldn’t play one-on-one in full frontal contact with newbies…
@nancy
biloxi mississippi?
@Fatness, I was shirts he was skins. Not the other way around.
@Creature, sorry, Livermore Ca.
Seconds later, Blackie was up to the wrist in his sphincter.
hey there’s poo on his sunglasses too.
All that poetic shit from Jacques yesterday would have been better on Boobies here.
I would yodel the Star Wars celebration theme at a Star Trek convention through a mic’d jello shooter for some ass to mouth with black-kini.
So nobody thinks that guy looks like He Just Bangs Bitches & Drinks? Cause I do.
Good lord, she’s delicious. I see a hint of toe in her lowers to compliment the humps above.
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He’s a walking vomitorium.
When a girl leans over,like the one in the black bikini usually boobs look kinda fake,bigger, and very round. DoucheyWallnuts take another look at a woman. Here,I’ll bend over for you,you’ll see large round things…nothing fake going on.
Those are some gorgeous natural C’s to mine eyes…but Donna gives better head bc she has to work harder.