Tuesday, May 24, 2011
HCwDB After Hours Study Session, With Smarty Pear
I’m not even going to make the obvious joke about getting shushed in her stacks.
Wait…I just did.
Dammit.
You outfoxed me again, Little Miss SmartyPantsless.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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BAI.
I have to hand it to the interim DB1-ites. The extra pear is most appreciated.
I say, I say, that is some damn fine pear Son. Takes my mind off of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNJGYDPQQ6E&feature=related
Somehow the old law books in this library don’t smell so musty.
But they do smell MUSKY!
And this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygHaFoLLHew&feature=related
Whoever alphabetized this section haaad to be on steroids.
Man I’d like to Tame her Shrew
Think how boring this pic would be without books!
Man I’d like to Hound her Baskervilles
Man I’d like to 19 her 84’s
Man I’d like to Catch her 22’s
Man I’d like to Shrug her Atlas
Man I’d like to Clockwork her Orange
Man, I’d like to Snow her Kilimanjaros
Man, I’d like to Murder her Orient Express
Man, I’d like to Heart her Darkness
Man I’d like to Cormac her McCarthy
Man, I’d like to War her Peace
Man I’d like to Tinker with her Tailor, her Soldier and her Spy
Man. I’d like to Mice her Men
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Wait, what?
I would catch her in the rye
I would funk her wagnels
I would bomb her bridges of tokori
i would bang her drum slowly
Man I’d like to Franz her Kafka
I would let her moby my….what?
I would roger her mudd
Man, I’d like to Service her Robert W.
I would make war on her piece
Oooh, does she have Three Sisters, by any chance?
Hey, can you please post some more pictures of deformed babies? I love that shit.
Asshole.
…or any other Little Women?
Sumbitch ‘Sock…..when the Boss returns and limits the Pear to Fridays only, we’re going to go through withdrawals.
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The collective UHHHHH! heard ’round the world at roughly 4:00 p.m. ET next Friday(?) will be all of us ‘baghunters/huntresseses rubbing one out at our computers.
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And that will epitomize a fuccen “Rapture”!
She’s making my decimal system all dewey.
I’d Don her Quixote
I’d Mine her King Solomons
I’d Divine her Comedy
She puts the ASS in a Passage to India
She puts the ASS in a Pass go and collect $200
She puts the ASS in Nelson Pass designed class A amplifiers
She puts the ASS in Pass the Kutchie from the left hand side
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Wait, what?
She puts the ASS in Phil Lesh’s Alembic Modified Guild Starfire Bass Guitar AKA-“The Godfather”
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http://alembic.com/club/messages/411/1926.html?1283131832
She puts the ASS in the Passive Radiators in my Polk Monitor 10 A’s
She puts the ASS in Stanley Clarke’s kick ass bass playing on his seminal album “School Day’s” Track 1 being a stellar example
I would like to f*ck this woman.
she puts the ASS in my cock
hey DS, howabout a daily TF with a payload…hehe heh
Man. I’d love to Dharma her Bums.
I would never Fly Over her Cuckoo’s Nest.
I would totally feast on her Naked Lunch.
I’d love to have her handle my Soft Machine as I let my Dead Fingers Talk like Wild Boys until my Ticket Exploded, cuz I ain’t no Queer.
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That’s fucking right people. All Burroughs novels.
aside from the kerouac & kesey…ofcourse
I guess when the Boss goes away the pear comes to play………and by play I mean gives me a boner…..SON
Rev, you are one sick mofo.
I’d Anna her Karenina.
I’d Win Her Friends and How to Influence People.
I’d Dprian her Grey.
I’d Elememtary her Linear Algebra.
I’d Get her To the Top of Google.
I’d Anal Sex her For Dummies.
I’d Canterbury her Tales.
I’d Paradise her Lost.
I’d Function her And Relations.
She’s For Whom By Balls Toll.
I’d Donne: her Poetic Works.
I’d Madame her (B)Ovary.
I’d Fear her Loathin In Las Vegas.
I’d Electric her Koolaid Acid Test.
I’d Sawyer her Huckleberry
I’d Mark her Twain
I’d ask her “Wanna Faulkner?” then brace myself for the Sound and the Fury.
I’d Eudora her Welties as I Pondered her Heart-shaped ass
I’d let her straighten out my Longfellow.
I’d like to pet her semetary.
i’d like to Salem her lot.
I’d like to show her my dark tower.
Looks like someone broke into the top shelf of DB1’s asspear cabinet. Yowza.
I’d like to be the Old Man in her Sea.
Looks like Asian pear….