Tuesday, May 24, 2011

HCwDB After Hours Study Session, With Smarty Pear

I’m not even going to make the obvious joke about getting shushed in her stacks.

Wait…I just did.

Dammit.

You outfoxed me again, Little Miss SmartyPantsless.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:06 pm May, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

O HAI!
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IVL.
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BAI.

7:29 pm May, 24 the motley douche said...

I have to hand it to the interim DB1-ites. The extra pear is most appreciated.

8:00 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I say, I say, that is some damn fine pear Son. Takes my mind off of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNJGYDPQQ6E&feature=related

8:06 pm May, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Somehow the old law books in this library don’t smell so musty.

8:06 pm May, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

But they do smell MUSKY!

8:10 pm May, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Whoever alphabetized this section haaad to be on steroids.

8:10 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Tame her Shrew

8:12 pm May, 24 The Dude said...

Think how boring this pic would be without books!

8:14 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Hound her Baskervilles

8:21 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to 19 her 84’s

8:24 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Catch her 22’s

8:26 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Shrug her Atlas

8:28 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Clockwork her Orange

8:29 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man, I’d like to Snow her Kilimanjaros

8:30 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man, I’d like to Murder her Orient Express

8:31 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man, I’d like to Heart her Darkness

8:31 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Cormac her McCarthy

8:32 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man, I’d like to War her Peace

8:34 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man I’d like to Tinker with her Tailor, her Soldier and her Spy

8:35 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man. I’d like to Mice her Men





Wait, what?

8:36 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would catch her in the rye

8:37 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would funk her wagnels

8:38 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would bomb her bridges of tokori

8:39 pm May, 24 creature said...

i would bang her drum slowly

8:41 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’d like to Franz her Kafka

8:41 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would let her moby my….what?

8:42 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would roger her mudd

8:43 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Man, I’d like to Service her Robert W.

8:45 pm May, 24 creature said...

I would make war on her piece

8:48 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Oooh, does she have Three Sisters, by any chance?

8:49 pm May, 24 Wedgie said...

Hey, can you please post some more pictures of deformed babies? I love that shit.
Asshole.

8:49 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

…or any other Little Women?

8:56 pm May, 24 Wheezer said...

Sumbitch ‘Sock…..when the Boss returns and limits the Pear to Fridays only, we’re going to go through withdrawals.
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The collective UHHHHH! heard ’round the world at roughly 4:00 p.m. ET next Friday(?) will be all of us ‘baghunters/huntresseses rubbing one out at our computers.
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And that will epitomize a fuccen “Rapture”!

9:00 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

She’s making my decimal system all dewey.

9:08 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I’d Don her Quixote

9:10 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I’d Mine her King Solomons

9:11 pm May, 24 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I’d Divine her Comedy

9:34 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in a Passage to India

9:37 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in a Pass go and collect $200

9:38 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in Nelson Pass designed class A amplifiers

9:40 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in Pass the Kutchie from the left hand side
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Wait, what?

9:52 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in Phil Lesh’s Alembic Modified Guild Starfire Bass Guitar AKA-“The Godfather”
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http://alembic.com/club/messages/411/1926.html?1283131832

9:57 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in the Passive Radiators in my Polk Monitor 10 A’s

9:59 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She puts the ASS in Stanley Clarke’s kick ass bass playing on his seminal album “School Day’s” Track 1 being a stellar example

11:06 pm May, 24 soy bomb said...

I would like to f*ck this woman.

11:08 pm May, 24 creature said...

she puts the ASS in my cock

11:12 pm May, 24 creature said...

hey DS, howabout a daily TF with a payload…hehe heh

11:31 pm May, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Man. I’d love to Dharma her Bums.

11:31 pm May, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would never Fly Over her Cuckoo’s Nest.

11:32 pm May, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would totally feast on her Naked Lunch.

11:35 pm May, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d love to have her handle my Soft Machine as I let my Dead Fingers Talk like Wild Boys until my Ticket Exploded, cuz I ain’t no Queer.
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That’s fucking right people. All Burroughs novels.

11:39 pm May, 24 creature said...

aside from the kerouac & kesey…ofcourse

5:31 am May, 25 mr.reeve said...

I guess when the Boss goes away the pear comes to play………and by play I mean gives me a boner…..SON
Rev, you are one sick mofo.

5:35 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Anna her Karenina.

5:35 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Win Her Friends and How to Influence People.

5:36 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Dprian her Grey.

5:38 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Elememtary her Linear Algebra.

5:38 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Get her To the Top of Google.

5:38 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Anal Sex her For Dummies.

5:39 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Canterbury her Tales.

5:39 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Paradise her Lost.

5:40 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Function her And Relations.

5:41 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s For Whom By Balls Toll.

5:41 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Donne: her Poetic Works.

5:42 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Madame her (B)Ovary.

5:42 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Fear her Loathin In Las Vegas.

5:43 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Electric her Koolaid Acid Test.

7:11 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

I’d Sawyer her Huckleberry

7:11 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

I’d Mark her Twain

7:12 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

I’d ask her “Wanna Faulkner?” then brace myself for the Sound and the Fury.

7:12 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

I’d Eudora her Welties as I Pondered her Heart-shaped ass

7:48 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

I’d let her straighten out my Longfellow.

8:42 am May, 25 Steve said...

I’d like to pet her semetary.

i’d like to Salem her lot.

I’d like to show her my dark tower.

9:55 am May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Looks like someone broke into the top shelf of DB1’s asspear cabinet. Yowza.

2:36 pm May, 25 Ernest said...

I’d like to be the Old Man in her Sea.

4:32 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

Looks like Asian pear….

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