Thursday, May 5, 2011
The Axhole
Still out there.
Still gravitating towards the largest boobuses on the playground.
Still making smirky face.
Still out there.
Still gravitating towards the largest boobuses on the playground.
Still making smirky face.
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I believe from the look on the Douches’ face, she just farted or sharted in her bikini.
Nice side boobie shot.
Looks like the Earl Scheib of vets that she went to for her “implants” slashed her right up the side and then stuffed the basketball right on top of her rib cage in less than 5 minutes and all for the low, low price of $39.95. He pissed because he’s got little girl hands and can’t palm the damn thing.
Still life with flexed muscles, part of the Guggenheim 2032 exhibit
Slit a gill in your side, slip a couple of these babies up in the interstitial space between your pelt and your sternum, and Viola! You’re done!
I wonder if she gets mad when people try to run off with one to play beach volleyball?
That is as straight as she can stand. FACT.
Brian was too busy giving kissy lips to the camera to notice that multiple snipers were blasting his girl’s brains all over the beach.
Wow, that guy on the left has some nice bolt-ons.
And an Adam’s Apple.
He’s bent over like that to facilitate his cocck tucck.
Her bolt ons are so big their gravity messes with the LHC.
Her bolt ons are so big they don’t return Spielberg’s calls.
More like the Axholes? Who poses like they’re taking a dump and thinks it sexy? That bleeth right there.
Fact is always stranger than fiction, i still find it hard to believe there are things out there like this, and gigantic boobies.
abs, buns and tits of steel! i’m in…
Well, Nancy, not everyone feels that taking a dump and being sexy are mutually exclusive.
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I’m basically referring to Jacques. Everyone else thinks it’s universally gross.
Ever see the look on a guy’s face when he shits??
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I never did….
Nice meth whore.
baby the buffet cantalope are free….you don’t have to steal them
Whoa! She or he or whatever is strange looking. Guessing they partner one another at the gym too. Then, after pumping iron (such a suspect term) and taking a steam, they probably tag team all comers. What a ghastly pair or, non-pear…
a coconut theft crime spree is sweeping the beach shores of New Jersey. Suspect: “Bleeth”
This is a close up look at the parasites eating Plumpy’s corpse.
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What? Too soon?
Two dicks; no chicks.
Check out how the guy on the left in the red bikini is gripping the drink with that fearsome looking claw……I’m afraid a hand job from this hermaphrodite could prove fatal!
you could launch those things with a catapault…. I guess those booby boulders would make good projectiles too
Ladies and gentlemen, mark the date. Today is the day fake boobs officially became disgusting.
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The contradiction of the reptilian male mind has found its conclusion.
I think he’s just wincing because he just tasted a good dose of silicone.
If those bolt-ons were any lower she’d have clown feet.
There’s room for another set of boobs on top of her boobs!!! I say if unnatural is what you’re going for, go all in. She’d be the belle of the ball at any Star Wars convention, fuh shuh.
She got those abs from trying to stand up straight.
Whenever “More Than A Feeling” comes on, all the dwarves ask her to slow dance.
BAHAHA! Nicely done, BvG!
Knock it off you guys! You’re talking smack about the next future ex-wife of Douchble Helix.
They’re real, and she’s spectacular!
She’s kinda disgusting, really. Axhole Gross can have her.
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“Welcome to the dunghole, baby.”
@ Douchble Helix
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To be fair, my smack is tendered with a fistful of curiosity. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I’d “hit it” – my insurance deductible is way too high for that kind of thrillseeking – but given the opportunity, I’d definitely deplete my discretionary income for half a dozen songs in the Champagne Room with her.
“She got those abs from trying to stand up straight“…heh heh
@Douchble Helix, Congrats, I bought you His and His towels.
I am an optitmist. Do the science. I won’t.
Ya know, this site reminds me of Penthouse Forum.
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Let’s say some % of men have a Johnson longer than some number of inches. Somehow, they *all* wrote in to Penthouse Forum.
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So, let’s say some % of female appearing people are, or were dudes. Somehow, they *all* end up in pictures at HCwDB.
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It’s too much! Is it them, or is it you guys (and gals)?
Try saying ‘optitmist’ three times.
@D Helix
Hey, it’s not our fault she looks like a drag queen. We just calls ’em likes we sees ’em.
Nothing personal.
Occasionally I am disgusted by boobs. This is one time. She is gross.
It’s like Patti Smith after punching her in the face for about five years. And implanting ginormous fake boobs.
But every day, every photo…
Dear Douchble Helix,
You’ll never believe what happened to me the other day. The doorbell rang and there was this tranny mailman with huge bolt on boobies. S/he said she was thirsty and needed a drink of water. I invited her inside and went to the refrigerator to get the water.
You know the rest…
Are that guy’s bolt-ons DIY? Even Dr Nick Riviera could do a better job.
How didn’t mention, not to brag, of course, how gig your man-meat is ehcuodouche. Yes, I know the rest, a fuck session beyond Earthly delights, culminating in an ejaculatory output of love juice of tsunami proportions. You see, I have the same mailman!!!
How sb You. gig sb big.
Looks like someone hasn’t had time to go shopping for a new bikini top since the surgery…
And after this,she’s bound to go on tour crushing beer cans between those at porn houses.