Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Axhole

Still out there.

Still gravitating towards the largest boobuses on the playground.

Still making smirky face.

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 am May, 5 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I believe from the look on the Douches’ face, she just farted or sharted in her bikini.

Nice side boobie shot.

7:13 am May, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Looks like the Earl Scheib of vets that she went to for her “implants” slashed her right up the side and then stuffed the basketball right on top of her rib cage in less than 5 minutes and all for the low, low price of $39.95. He pissed because he’s got little girl hands and can’t palm the damn thing.

7:33 am May, 5 jonezy said...

Still life with flexed muscles, part of the Guggenheim 2032 exhibit

7:43 am May, 5 DarkSock said...

Slit a gill in your side, slip a couple of these babies up in the interstitial space between your pelt and your sternum, and Viola! You’re done!
qefg

7:53 am May, 5 Mr. White said...

I wonder if she gets mad when people try to run off with one to play beach volleyball?

7:53 am May, 5 Mr. White said...

That is as straight as she can stand. FACT.

7:55 am May, 5 Mr. White said...

Brian was too busy giving kissy lips to the camera to notice that multiple snipers were blasting his girl’s brains all over the beach.

8:10 am May, 5 Wedgie said...

Wow, that guy on the left has some nice bolt-ons.

8:11 am May, 5 Wedgie said...

And an Adam’s Apple.

8:12 am May, 5 Wedgie said...

He’s bent over like that to facilitate his cocck tucck.

8:15 am May, 5 Deltus said...

Her bolt ons are so big their gravity messes with the LHC.

8:16 am May, 5 Deltus said...

Her bolt ons are so big they don’t return Spielberg’s calls.

8:19 am May, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

More like the Axholes? Who poses like they’re taking a dump and thinks it sexy? That bleeth right there.

8:32 am May, 5 The great Bagdini said...

Fact is always stranger than fiction, i still find it hard to believe there are things out there like this, and gigantic boobies.

9:11 am May, 5 Banana Hammock said...

abs, buns and tits of steel! i’m in…

9:17 am May, 5 DarkSock said...

Well, Nancy, not everyone feels that taking a dump and being sexy are mutually exclusive.
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I’m basically referring to Jacques. Everyone else thinks it’s universally gross.

9:21 am May, 5 Banana Hammock said...

Ever see the look on a guy’s face when he shits??
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I never did….

9:28 am May, 5 fatness said...

Nice meth whore.

9:34 am May, 5 creature said...

baby the buffet cantalope are free….you don’t have to steal them

9:38 am May, 5 tall guy said...

Whoa! She or he or whatever is strange looking. Guessing they partner one another at the gym too. Then, after pumping iron (such a suspect term) and taking a steam, they probably tag team all comers. What a ghastly pair or, non-pear…

9:39 am May, 5 Banana Hammock said...

a coconut theft crime spree is sweeping the beach shores of New Jersey. Suspect: “Bleeth”

10:08 am May, 5 Vin Douchal said...

This is a close up look at the parasites eating Plumpy’s corpse.
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What? Too soon?

10:11 am May, 5 Wedgie said...

Two dicks; no chicks.

10:39 am May, 5 Crottenham said...

Check out how the guy on the left in the red bikini is gripping the drink with that fearsome looking claw……I’m afraid a hand job from this hermaphrodite could prove fatal!

10:56 am May, 5 creature said...

you could launch those things with a catapault…. I guess those booby boulders would make good projectiles too

11:13 am May, 5 Mr. Biggs said...

Ladies and gentlemen, mark the date. Today is the day fake boobs officially became disgusting.
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The contradiction of the reptilian male mind has found its conclusion.

11:14 am May, 5 Mr. Biggs said...

I think he’s just wincing because he just tasted a good dose of silicone.

11:45 am May, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

If those bolt-ons were any lower she’d have clown feet.

11:47 am May, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

There’s room for another set of boobs on top of her boobs!!! I say if unnatural is what you’re going for, go all in. She’d be the belle of the ball at any Star Wars convention, fuh shuh.

11:48 am May, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

She got those abs from trying to stand up straight.

11:50 am May, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Whenever “More Than A Feeling” comes on, all the dwarves ask her to slow dance.

11:56 am May, 5 Deltus said...

BAHAHA! Nicely done, BvG!

12:11 pm May, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Knock it off you guys! You’re talking smack about the next future ex-wife of Douchble Helix.

They’re real, and she’s spectacular!

12:29 pm May, 5 Wheezer said...

She’s kinda disgusting, really. Axhole Gross can have her.
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“Welcome to the dunghole, baby.”

1:19 pm May, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ Douchble Helix
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To be fair, my smack is tendered with a fistful of curiosity. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I’d “hit it” – my insurance deductible is way too high for that kind of thrillseeking – but given the opportunity, I’d definitely deplete my discretionary income for half a dozen songs in the Champagne Room with her.

4:16 pm May, 5 DarkSock said...

She got those abs from trying to stand up straight“…heh heh

5:50 pm May, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Douchble Helix, Congrats, I bought you His and His towels.

7:35 pm May, 5 The Dude said...

I am an optitmist. Do the science. I won’t.

7:36 pm May, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Ya know, this site reminds me of Penthouse Forum.
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Let’s say some % of men have a Johnson longer than some number of inches. Somehow, they *all* wrote in to Penthouse Forum.
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So, let’s say some % of female appearing people are, or were dudes. Somehow, they *all* end up in pictures at HCwDB.
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It’s too much! Is it them, or is it you guys (and gals)?

7:36 pm May, 5 The Dude said...

Try saying ‘optitmist’ three times.

7:45 pm May, 5 Wedgie said...

@D Helix
Hey, it’s not our fault she looks like a drag queen. We just calls ’em likes we sees ’em.
Nothing personal.

8:45 pm May, 5 ehcuodouche said...

Occasionally I am disgusted by boobs. This is one time. She is gross.

8:46 pm May, 5 ehcuodouche said...

It’s like Patti Smith after punching her in the face for about five years. And implanting ginormous fake boobs.

9:25 pm May, 5 Douchble Helix said...

But every day, every photo…

9:55 pm May, 5 ehcuodouche said...

Dear Douchble Helix,

You’ll never believe what happened to me the other day. The doorbell rang and there was this tranny mailman with huge bolt on boobies. S/he said she was thirsty and needed a drink of water. I invited her inside and went to the refrigerator to get the water.

You know the rest…

12:24 am May, 6 Guid is Good said...

Are that guy’s bolt-ons DIY? Even Dr Nick Riviera could do a better job.

1:23 am May, 6 Douchble Helix said...

How didn’t mention, not to brag, of course, how gig your man-meat is ehcuodouche. Yes, I know the rest, a fuck session beyond Earthly delights, culminating in an ejaculatory output of love juice of tsunami proportions. You see, I have the same mailman!!!

4:33 am May, 6 Douchble Helix said...

How sb You. gig sb big.

6:37 am May, 6 sskk said...

Looks like someone hasn’t had time to go shopping for a new bikini top since the surgery…

12:02 pm May, 6 Stephanie said...

And after this,she’s bound to go on tour crushing beer cans between those at porn houses.

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